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You've got to laugh

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:29 pm

No really, you have to :lol: (from one of their forums)......

Burnley are a horrible horrible team as well. Ashley Barnes is a Grade A ****.

Hand on heart I would still rather get relegated as we are than stay up and have to support that Burnley team every week.

I will happy dance on their grave if they ever go into administration.
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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by conyoviejo » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:33 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:No really, you have to :lol: (from one of their forums)......
Every club has a Burnley hater BOT.. Got to love them.. :D

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:35 pm

Sounds like a 14 year old kid.

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Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:35 pm

Southern football fans are my favourites.
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Post by conyoviejo » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:36 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:Southern football fans are my favourites.
Yep,especially Brighton fans ..
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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:37 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Sounds like a 14 year old kid.
Sounds like Troy Deeney to me.
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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Clarethalffull » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:37 pm

It is inevitable. Today was their cup final. They have just beat Norwich to get their first win & probably expected to brush little old Burnley aside.

Life's a shithouse lads!
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Post by Tricky Trevor » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:37 pm

His mother has to change his bed sheets every morning. What a knob.

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:38 pm

:!:

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:41 pm

Clarethalffull wrote:

Life's a shithouse lads!

Funny you should say that :lol: ....
Burnley are a horrible, nasty team. Just constant shithousing and we’re unable to capitalize against a team there for the beating.
Up the shithouses

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Post by bfcjg » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:44 pm

Hand on heart I would sooner watch our beloved Burnley in the Premier League then support an Italian franchise of mis matched mercenaries watched by fans who dress in a 1970s Elton John style of loud clothes sporting tattoos of the inventor of route one football Graham Taylor in the championship.
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Post by ElectroClaret » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:45 pm

I think its brilliant the way we get up the noses of other fans.

Especially when we beat em.
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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by gsyclaret » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:45 pm

I was at the O2 last night watching Andres bird, she won't be getting a shag tonight then, he,ll be far too moody.

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Burnley1989 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:49 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:No really, you have to :lol: (from one of their forums)......
Fock me I read there forum earlier this week :lol: :lol:

Seriously who are Watford?
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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:47 pm

Burnley1989 wrote:Fock me I read there forum earlier this week :lol: :lol:

Seriously who are Watford?

The complete the trio of nothingness, Reading, Brighton and Watford.
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Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:10 pm

gsyclaret wrote:I was at the O2 last night watching Andres bird, she won't be getting a shag tonight then, he,ll be far too moody.
Have I still got time to step in as a late substitute for him then?
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Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:26 pm

On a further point, can we all take off our hats in a moment of solitude and remembrance for the poor Burnley fans at this sad time. Today was utterly desperately depressing from their side and their fans endure that every week. From the time wasting after 2 minutes, the kicking the ball away at every opportunity, the fake walking to take a throw in or free kick only to walk away for someone else to take it, the falling over and rolling around in agony every couple of minutes. 

As bad as our situation is, their fans have to watch that every week and I actually found myself feeling sorry for them. Even when they were singing at 1-0 up, you could see their souls had been utterly destroyed and it was more signing for their very existence as human beings rather than enjoyment of their teams position. At least they get to stay in the Premier League I guess. Hopefully that can keep their depressing lives as Burnley football fans going... for another week at least.
:lol:

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Post by LeadBelly » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:55 pm

Great to see and taste the tears of beaten opponents' fans. All the bitterness doesn't hurt one iota, love to see it. Feck em.

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Post by Guitargeorge » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:01 pm

“Thank god we have our saviour Deeney back. What a man. What a player. What a blob.” Best quite of the night from their firum

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:01 pm

tin pot club watford, granted they're in the top flight just now, but any class they had went a long time ago when graham taylor departed.Horrible place too.

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Post by Clarets4me » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:10 pm

I suspect we may see Watford, Norwich and Southampton face the drop this season, although I'd prefer Brighton to go, rather than Norwich ...

If West Bromwich Albion, Preston and ( at a stretch ) Leeds replaced them, I wouldn't shed any tears ...

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:30 pm

"As bad as our situation is, their fans have to watch that every week and I actually found myself feeling sorry for them. Even when they were singing at 1-0 up, you could see their souls had been utterly destroyed and it was more signing for their very existence as human beings rather than enjoyment of their teams position. At least they get to stay in the Premier League I guess. Hopefully that can keep their depressing lives as Burnley football fans going... for another week at least"

What an absolute Southern Softie Bell End These tossers believe they have a footballing history :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:38 pm

RalphCoatesComb wrote:"As bad as our situation is, their fans have to watch that every week and I actually found myself feeling sorry for them. Even when they were singing at 1-0 up, you could see their souls had been utterly destroyed and it was more signing for their very existence as human beings rather than enjoyment of their teams position. At least they get to stay in the Premier League I guess. Hopefully that can keep their depressing lives as Burnley football fans going... for another week at least"

What an absolute Southern Softie Bell End These tossers believe they have a footballing history :lol: :lol: :lol:
They have History mate...potted 6-0 in a F A Cup final :lol:
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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:40 pm

Steve1956 wrote:They have History mate...potted 6-0 in a F A Cup final :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by joey13 » Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:58 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:No really, you have to :lol: (from one of their forums)......
Doesn’t even make sense , clown

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by mybloodisclaret » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:21 am

Best thread of the year this one. Keep it going!!

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Post by Funkydrummer » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:02 am

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by IanMcL » Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:02 pm

Watford do well to be in the Prem. 104k population.
Hats off to them for doing well....until now.

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Re: You've got to laugh

Post by Bosscat » Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:16 pm

Watford Observer ......

The Wonder Dog
Time to ship out the piles of deadwood and spineless terds and prepare for Championship football... we haven't got a cat in hells chance of surviving.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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