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Andros Townsend

Post by basil6345789 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:58 pm

Just seen his new hair do.
Ridiculous!
My theory is that when an adult bloke has a silly hair do he's usually got a piece on the side whom he's trying to impress.
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:00 pm

basil6345789 wrote:Just seen his new hair do.
Ridiculous!
My theory is that when an adult bloke has a silly hair do he's usually got a piece on the side whom he's trying to impress.
:lol: another bellend,any pictures of said bellends hair mate?
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by tim_noone » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:08 pm

basil6345789 wrote:Just seen his new hair do.
Ridiculous!
My theory is that when an adult bloke has a silly hair do he's usually got a piece on the side whom he's trying to impress.
Are you bald by any chance? ;)
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Bosscat » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:08 pm

Didn't Andros spark rumours of s Rooney style transplant last year :?

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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:09 pm

tim_noone wrote:Are you bald by any chance? ;)
:lol:
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Devils_Advocate » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:10 pm

tim_noone wrote:Are you bald by any chance? ;)
No, hes got a (hair) piece on the side
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:12 pm

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What ******* hair? :D

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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:14 pm

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Why would he want a bit on the side Tim have you seen his wife
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Bosscat » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:19 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
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Why would he want a bit on the side BC have you seen his wife
Now wouldn't mind her on her side or bac... ooops did I just think that out loud...

Oh and it wasn't me saying he had a bit on the side :lol: :lol: :lol: it was Devons Advocaat
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Funkydrummer » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:24 pm

Lovely vase !!
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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:27 pm

Bosscat wrote:Now wouldn't mind her on her side or bac... ooops did I just think that out loud...

Oh and it wasn't me saying he had a bit on the side :lol: :lol: :lol: it was Timbo
Edited for Timbob. :D

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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by tim_noone » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:32 pm

Bosscat wrote:Now wouldn't mind her on her side or bac... ooops did I just think that out loud...

Oh and it wasn't me saying he had a bit on the side :lol: :lol: :lol: it was Timbo
It wasn't.... :o

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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Bosscat » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:32 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Edited for Timbob. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now I have this mental vision ....

Its the end of the Waltons and everyones saying goodnight to each other ... and the last one we hear is...

Goodnight Timbob

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:46 pm

tim_noone wrote:It wasn't.... :o
Nite Timbob :D

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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by NottsClaret » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:22 pm

Interesting read here on Townsend, if you’re not one of those ‘how can you ever be sad if you’re a footballer’ types.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us ... -boy-story

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Re: Andros Townsend

Post by Fretters » Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:41 pm

NottsClaret wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:22 pm
Interesting read here on Townsend, if you’re not one of those ‘how can you ever be sad if you’re a footballer’ types.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us ... -boy-story
Thanks for the link. I've just finished listening to a superb two-part interview with Clarke Carlise on the Undr The Cosh podcast. He talks through his entire career and his personal issues with brilliant honesty.

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