New Songs/ Chants

[TomtheClaret]

New song for Barnes To the tune of he's one of our own.
"He's Obviously Barnes, He's Obviously Barnes,
He is our shithouse! He's Obviously Barnes! "
If don't like "Shithouse" replace with "He Plays anti football"
Or make it second verse

[DomBFC1882]

Dreadful mate sorry

[TomtheClaret]

Feel free to post alternatives

[Spike]

Obviously need to try harder

[Goobs]

To the tune of the Blues / Bruise Brothers theme.

Everybody loves Wood and Barnesy..

coat already on and taxi is waiting

[Dyched]

Until Sean Dyche we were never happy
We needed so much more
Bastards they’d always chase us
Signing about 34
Stopped our tears
Allayed our fears
Sent to us from heaven, Sean Dyche you’re our world

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[wilks_bfc]

To the tune of the Blues / Bruise Brothers theme.

Everybody loves Wood and Barnesy..

coat already on and taxi is waiting

To be honest its not one of the worst songs we've had

[burnmark]

Anyone got a link to the Chris Wood ‘Here it is Merry Christmas’ song sung by four blokes in a radio studio?

[Bosscat]

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[tim_noone]

New song for Barnes To the tune of he's one of our own.
"He's Obviously Barnes, He's Obviously Barnes,
He is our shithouse! He's Obviously Barnes! "
If don't like "Shithouse" replace with "He Plays anti football"
Or make it second verse

I'd go with "sh!thouse" and He's called Ashley Barnes.

[get stuck in tracy]

I might suggest one for Saturday which might be relevant.

Ring A Ring A rosey a pocket full of posies Atissue! Atissue! Zaha falls down!
Cheating git.

[TomtheClaret]

I might suggest one for Saturday which might be relevant.

Ring A Ring A rosey a pocket full of posies Atissue! Atissue! Zaha falls down!
Cheating git.

Cheating Git doesn't ryme.

[4:20]

Imagine there's no Carlos
It's easy if you try
No Tika-Taka below us
Above us, long balls in the sky
Imagine all the prehistoricals
Flat caps, rain and smog... Aha-ah...

Imagine there's no cheque book
It isn't hard to do
Nobody to buy in August
And in January too
Imagine all the Social Media users
Putting up with that... You-hoo-oo-oo-oo...

You may say I'm a Plastic
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And subscribe to my instagram


Imagine no prawn sandwich
I wonder if you can
No vegan Faloffelel options,
They may make us all eat spam
Imagine all the ultras
Shitting in the Cricketfield loos, you-hoo-oo-oo-oo

You may say I'm a regularly caller to Talk Sport
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday some sheikh will own us
And my soccer team will be number one.

[Little_britton]

To the Greasy Chip butty tune of Sheff U

He plays on the left wing
He is the real deal
He plays for Burnley
His name is Dwight Neill

He drops his shoulder
He’s really that good (or he's that f'ing good) but OK for th kids
He crosses for Ashley
Or even Chris Wood

[Jeremy_Bentham]

New song for Barnes To the tune of he's one of our own.
"He's Obviously Barnes, He's Obviously Barnes,
He is our shithouse! He's Obviously Barnes! "
If don't like "Shithouse" replace with "He Plays anti football"
Or make it second verse

. is embarrassed for Tom.

[Corky]

How about:

We don't know what the ball is for dodar dodar
We don't know what the ball is for dodar dodar day

[Little_britton]

Sounded good when liverpool got it going, have to be winning though

Wood is scoring, all around us
Burnley singing, having fun
It's the season of love and understanding
Merry Christmas Everton

[tim_noone]

Anti Football.

[box_of_frogs]

Doesn’t matter what the song, but the younger element of our supporters will be unable to sing slow enough to make it good / in tune / vaguely understandable.

Watch the Div 4 Champions video on how to sing properly!