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Dyche to Everton

Post by Banana » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm

A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.

Who would you replace him with?
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Lord Beamish » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:33 pm

Brian Laws.
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Rick_Muller » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:34 pm

I'd replace your mate with someone who knows whats going on ;)
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Darthlaw » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:34 pm

That Silva chap who did really well with Hull.

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Tricky Trevor » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:35 pm

He’d take Ben Mee before Dwight but it’s not happening.

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Pstotto » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:36 pm

Ian Woan.

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by mikeS » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:36 pm

Jimmy Mullen, just because I liked the song.

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Mayoclaret » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:41 pm

Banana - is this the same "mate" who also has a box at "White Hart Lane" (Where Spurs no longer play by the way) !! And who told you SD was on his way to Spurs? Poor casting indeed!!!

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Rick_Muller » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:47 pm

Mayoclaret wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:41 pm
Banana - is this the same "mate" who also has a box at "White Hart Lane" (Where Spurs no longer play by the way) !! And who told you SD was on his way to Spurs? Poor casting indeed!!!
Dont spoil his/her/they fun
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by tiger76 » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:47 pm

Dyche is going to Everton on Boxing Day,and he's going to bring 3 points home to East Lancs. :)
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by simonclaret » Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:05 pm

A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!
http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... 7#p1147647

Case closed.
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Goobs » Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:06 pm

We've been through this before banana. I think it's pretty safe to say that in all likelihood, that you probably don't have a mate, never mind multiple ones with boxes at various EPL grounds.

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by AlargeClaret » Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:10 pm

Banana wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.

Who would you replace him with?
Lonely banana seeks mate with box
Lonely banana seeks mate with box
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by ClaretAndJew » Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:20 pm

Bananas in pyjamas he's talking loads of ****
Bananas in pyjamas he's a lying little git.
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Rowls » Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:25 pm

Banana is back!

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Bosscat » Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:51 pm

Banana wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.

Who would you replace him with?
Well banana you are consistent

http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... 7#p1147647

And Large Claret has your photo to a 't'
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Billy Balfour » Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:55 pm

Banana wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton
A box at Everton? What sort of mate are you! It must be terrible livin' in a box. Livin' in a cardboard box.
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Terrier » Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:57 pm

Banana = saxo
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by tim_noone » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:08 pm

Terrier wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:57 pm
Banana = saxo
My thoughts.

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by LordBob » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:17 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:34 pm
I'd replace your mate with someone who knows whats going on ;)
It's a rubbish O/P but some really witty, funny replies so me and the missus decided to choose a winner and the virtual trophy is yours Rick_Muller.
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by LordBob » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:20 pm

Seems like you've awarded yourself the trophy, sorry my fault.
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by tarkys_ears » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:27 pm

Banana wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.

Who would you replace him with?
He should ask those standing to sit down as they should! He wouldn't need the box then!

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by vinrogue » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:29 pm

I don't think Evertons ground has Boxes lol however bananas appear to have cockwombles.

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Banana » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:25 pm

Well the first part has happened. Big news tomorrow morning !!

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Nonayforever » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:31 pm

I have a mate ( person who I know) who writes s*i' on message boards just to wind other people up.
It may well be banana for all I know !

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by boatshed bill » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:35 pm

To be honest I think we may have seen the best of the Sean Dyche era. Is the on-field effort still there like it was 3 seasons ago?

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Funkydrummer » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:35 pm

I know a club who has a mate that makes boxes, and it says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Damo » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:40 pm

Moyes with Cahill as assistant

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by tarkys_ears » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:41 pm

Damo wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:40 pm
Moyes with Cahill as assistant
He's too busy down sarf

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by The Enclosure » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:44 pm

For God's sake give it a rest.
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Rick_Muller » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:05 pm

For anyone that’s confident that they’ll appoint Dyche you can get odds of 50-1 at most bookies... I’m tempted to use a free bet for that just to watch his odds drop to 5-1 off the back of it...

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by Dark Cloud » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:17 pm

A mate of mine who has a box at Everton told me categorically that simply having a corporate box does not allow you into the internal workings of the upper levels of the football club. FACT!! (And he's always 100% reliable!)
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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by claretnproud » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:24 pm

Banana wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.

Who would you replace him with?
attention seeker alert
the only box your mate has is a cardboard one in stanley park ;)

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Re: Dyche to Everton

Post by boatshed bill » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:43 pm

I think they've appointed Moyes just now.

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