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Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
by Banana
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.
Who would you replace him with?
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:33 pm
by Lord Beamish
Brian Laws.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:34 pm
by Rick_Muller
I'd replace your mate with someone who knows whats going on
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:34 pm
by Darthlaw
That Silva chap who did really well with Hull.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:35 pm
by Tricky Trevor
He’d take Ben Mee before Dwight but it’s not happening.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:36 pm
by Pstotto
Ian Woan.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:36 pm
by mikeS
Jimmy Mullen, just because I liked the song.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:41 pm
by Mayoclaret
Banana - is this the same "mate" who also has a box at "White Hart Lane" (Where Spurs no longer play by the way) !! And who told you SD was on his way to Spurs? Poor casting indeed!!!
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:47 pm
by Rick_Muller
Mayoclaret wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:41 pm
Banana - is this the same "mate" who also has a box at "White Hart Lane" (Where Spurs no longer play by the way) !! And who told you SD was on his way to Spurs? Poor casting indeed!!!
Dont spoil his/her/they fun
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:47 pm
by tiger76
Dyche is going to Everton on Boxing Day,and he's going to bring 3 points home to East Lancs.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:05 pm
by simonclaret
A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.
Worrying !!
http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... 7#p1147647
Case closed.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:06 pm
by Goobs
We've been through this before banana. I think it's pretty safe to say that in all likelihood, that you probably don't have a mate, never mind multiple ones with boxes at various EPL grounds.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:10 pm
by AlargeClaret
Banana wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.
Who would you replace him with?
- Lonely banana seeks mate with box
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Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:20 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Bananas in pyjamas he's talking loads of ****
Bananas in pyjamas he's a lying little git.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:25 pm
by Rowls
Banana is back!
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:51 pm
by Bosscat
Banana wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.
Who would you replace him with?
Well banana you are consistent
http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... 7#p1147647
And Large Claret has your photo to a 't'
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Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:55 pm
by Billy Balfour
Banana wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton
A box at Everton? What sort of mate are you! It must be terrible livin' in a box. Livin' in a cardboard box.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:57 pm
by Terrier
Banana = saxo
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:08 pm
by tim_noone
Terrier wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:57 pm
Banana = saxo
My thoughts.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:17 pm
by LordBob
Rick_Muller wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:34 pm
I'd replace your mate with someone who knows whats going on
It's a rubbish O/P but some really witty, funny replies so me and the missus decided to choose a winner and the virtual trophy is yours Rick_Muller.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:20 pm
by LordBob
Seems like you've awarded yourself the trophy, sorry my fault.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:27 pm
by tarkys_ears
Banana wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.
Who would you replace him with?
He should ask those standing to sit down as they should! He wouldn't need the box then!
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:29 pm
by vinrogue
I don't think Evertons ground has Boxes lol however bananas appear to have cockwombles.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:25 pm
by Banana
Well the first part has happened. Big news tomorrow morning !!
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:31 pm
by Nonayforever
I have a mate ( person who I know) who writes s*i' on message boards just to wind other people up.
It may well be banana for all I know !
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:35 pm
by boatshed bill
To be honest I think we may have seen the best of the Sean Dyche era. Is the on-field effort still there like it was 3 seasons ago?
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:35 pm
by Funkydrummer
I know a club who has a mate that makes boxes, and it says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:40 pm
by Damo
Moyes with Cahill as assistant
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:41 pm
by tarkys_ears
Damo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:40 pm
Moyes with Cahill as assistant
He's too busy down sarf
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:44 pm
by The Enclosure
For God's sake give it a rest.
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:05 pm
by Rick_Muller
For anyone that’s confident that they’ll appoint Dyche you can get odds of 50-1 at most bookies... I’m tempted to use a free bet for that just to watch his odds drop to 5-1 off the back of it...
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:17 pm
by Dark Cloud
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton told me categorically that simply having a corporate box does not allow you into the internal workings of the upper levels of the football club. FACT!! (And he's always 100% reliable!)
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:24 pm
by claretnproud
Banana wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:32 pm
A mate of mine who has a box at Everton reckons the deal is done to take Dyche to Goodison and more worryingly McNeil to follow in January.
Who would you replace him with?
attention seeker alert
the only box your mate has is a cardboard one in stanley park
Re: Dyche to Everton
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:43 pm
by boatshed bill
I think they've appointed Moyes just now.