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Bloody democracy

Post by Chobulous » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:38 am

So that’s what democracy gets you. Bloody thick, northern, gammon boomers not doing as they are told by their intellectual betters and voting for the wrong thing. What’s needed now is a campaign of direct action to reverse this result. A call to arms. Stock up on the milk shakes and choose your targets carefully. Don’t take unnecessary risks mind unaccompanied pensioners are the ideal target. There should also be a campaign on social media. Get behind your keyboards and all type “MEH” simultaneously. Follow that with a mass rally outside parliament where you chant chant “I’ll thkeam and thkweam and thkeam until I’m thick” Then all stamp your feet collectively. That should “shake their windows and rattle their walls”.”
Nolan and Johnson had it right, we should send all over 55s to Carousel. martin-p, Ianmcl, AndrewJB, Lancaster and Uber tough guy evenhardereddie would make excellent sandmen.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:45 am

Chobulous wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:38 am
So that’s what democracy gets you. Bloody thick, northern, gammon boomers not doing as they are told by their intellectual betters and voting for the wrong thing. What’s needed now is a campaign of direct action to reverse this result. A call to arms. Stock up on the milk shakes and choose your targets carefully. Don’t take unnecessary risks mind unaccompanied pensioners are the ideal target. There should also be a campaign on social media. Get behind your keyboards and all type “MEH” simultaneously. Follow that with a mass rally outside parliament where you chant chant “I’ll thkeam and thkweam and thkeam until I’m thick” Then all stamp your feet collectively. That should “shake their windows and rattle their walls”.”
Nolan and Johnson had it right, we should send all over 55s to Carousel. martin-p, Ianmcl, AndrewJB, Lancaster and Uber tough guy evenhardereddie would make excellent sandmen.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Rileybobs » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:46 am

Witty. Very witty.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by chorleyhere » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:59 am

So Chobulous, stop sitting on the fence - what do you really think ???????
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:32 am

Please stop getting at us over 55s. I certainly didn't vote for Johnson and neither did my friends (or so they say!)

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by jollyjack » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:45 am

I'm not even over 55 til January!

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by claret2018 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:57 am

Are you Pstotto in disguise?

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:57 am

Chobulous wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:38 am
So that’s what democracy gets you. Bloody thick, northern, gammon boomers not doing as they are told by their intellectual betters and voting for the wrong thing. What’s needed now is a campaign of direct action to reverse this result. A call to arms. Stock up on the milk shakes and choose your targets carefully. Don’t take unnecessary risks mind unaccompanied :lol: pensioners are the ideal target. There should also be a campaign on social media. Get behind your keyboards and all type “MEH” simultaneously. Follow that with a mass rally outside parliament where you chant chant “I’ll thkeam and thkweam and thkeam until I’m thick” Then all stamp your feet collectively. That should “shake their windows and rattle their walls”.”
Nolan and Johnson had it right, we should send all over 55s to Carousel. martin-p, Ianmcl, AndrewJB, Lancaster and Uber tough guy evenhardereddie would make excellent sandmen.

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Evenhardereddie. :lol:
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by RingoMcCartney » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:02 am

Chobulous wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:38 am
So that’s what democracy gets you. Bloody thick, northern, gammon boomers not doing as they are told by their intellectual betters and voting for the wrong thing. What’s needed now is a campaign of direct action to reverse this result. A call to arms. Stock up on the milk shakes and choose your targets carefully. Don’t take unnecessary risks mind unaccompanied pensioners are the ideal target. There should also be a campaign on social media. Get behind your keyboards and all type “MEH” simultaneously. Follow that with a mass rally outside parliament where you chant chant “I’ll thkeam and thkweam and thkeam until I’m thick” Then all stamp your feet collectively. That should “shake their windows and rattle their walls”.”
Nolan and Johnson had it right, we should send all over 55s to Carousel. martin-p, Ianmcl, AndrewJB, Lancaster and Uber tough guy evenhardereddie would make excellent sandmen.

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Woah woah woah! Hang on a minute! You're stealing my lines! And doing a far superior job!!

Comedy gold pal!

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Chobulous » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:03 am

claret2018 wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:57 am
Are you Pstotto in disguise?
Come sons and daughters throughout the land,
Don’t criticise what you can’t understand,
Your mothers and fathers are beyond your command.
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Rubstuds » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:29 am

Interesting. I wonder if Mr.Zimmerman ( now he's over 55) would buy into the lyrical switch. I rather think he would.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Chobulous » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:37 am

Rubstuds wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:29 am
Interesting. I wonder if Mr.Zimmerman ( now he's over 55) would buy into the lyrical switch. I rather think he would.
He always rejected the idea that he spoke for a generation

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by houseboy » Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:09 pm

Chobulous wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:37 am
He always rejected the idea that he spoke for a generation
Nobody speaks for a generation. Ultimately we all only speak for ourselves. ;)
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Hipper » Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:48 pm

Aren't Redbeard and friends the people for this sort of challenge? Didn't they invade Padiham sometime deep in the annals of history?
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Chobulous » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:34 pm

Padiham today, tomorrow the world
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Pstotto » Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:32 pm

Thank God Jeremy Corbyn wasn't in power during the Blitz. His solution would have been to build more hospitals. Same with 'Save the NHS'.

If you let nearly a million people come and live here in 3 years and from parts of the world with poor health and to a colds and flu country... Lifeboat UK is going to capsize, not least with all the attendant cultural and language problems too.

Save the NHS Boris and reverse all immigration.

Issue fixed working contracts only to all immigrants and backdate that to 1945.

The Windrush Scandal is that they didn't do that it the first place.

Now claret 2018, you still think Chobulous is Pstotto in dsiguise?

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Pstotto » Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:37 pm

First thing, the 'you must come round for dinner sometime' offer of UK citizenship to all Commonwealth citizens must end. 2 billion people...

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by dougcollins » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:15 pm

Pstotto wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:32 pm
Thank God Jeremy Corbyn wasn't in power during the Blitz. His solution would have been to build more hospitals. Same with 'Save the NHS'.

If you let nearly a million people come and live here in 3 years and from parts of the world with poor health and to a colds and flu country... Lifeboat UK is going to capsize, not least with all the attendant cultural and language problems too.

Save the NHS Boris and reverse all immigration.

Issue fixed working contracts only to all immigrants and backdate that to 1945.

The Windrush Scandal is that they didn't do that it the first place.

Now claret 2018, you still think Chobulous is Pstotto in dsiguise?
.
Who do you think works for the NHS, you idiot?

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Pstotto » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:14 pm

Foreigners taking local's jobs?

Naive muppet that you is, Collins... The whole point of immigration is for the minority elite to rule by getting a simulacrum to do it for them, i.e. a minority group.

Did you watch BBC last night?

Err... Demographic representation, if that is the case we live in an Asian country.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by CombatClaret » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:21 pm

Tbf it's a bit of a cr8p type of democracy...
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Pstotto » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:26 pm

Even better! :-)

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:56 am

Pstotto wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:32 pm
Thank God Jeremy Corbyn wasn't in power during the Blitz. His solution would have been to build more hospitals. Same with 'Save the NHS'.

If you let nearly a million people come and live here in 3 years and from parts of the world with poor health and to a colds and flu country... Lifeboat UK is going to capsize, not least with all the attendant cultural and language problems too.

Save the NHS Boris and reverse all immigration.

Issue fixed working contracts only to all immigrants and backdate that to 1945.

The Windrush Scandal is that they didn't do that it the first place.

Now claret 2018, you still think Chobulous is Pstotto in dsiguise?
Blimey, a Pstotto message I can actually understand (but not necessarily agree with). Has his account been hacked???
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by evensteadiereddie » Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 am

Love the irony of Chob sniping at me from er, the safety of his keyboard. Brave lad, that one. :lol:

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Silkyskills1 » Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:04 am

CombatClaret wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:21 pm
Tbf it's a bit of a cr8p type of democracy...

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The inimitable Barrie Taylor(Auf Wiedersehen Pet, 1983) when asked what democracy was by Oz(Jimmy Nail) replied in no uncertain terms " it's when everyone gets what no one wants,Oz". Can't argue with that.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Chobulous » Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:06 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 am
Love the irony of Chob sniping at me from er, the safety of his keyboard. Brave lad, that one. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by LoveCurryPies » Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:11 pm

Pstotto wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:32 pm
Thank God Jeremy Corbyn wasn't in power during the Blitz. His solution would have been to build more hospitals. Same with 'Save the NHS'.

If you let nearly a million people come and live here in 3 years and from parts of the world with poor health and to a colds and flu country... Lifeboat UK is going to capsize, not least with all the attendant cultural and language problems too.

Save the NHS Boris and reverse all immigration.

Issue fixed working contracts only to all immigrants and backdate that to 1945.

The Windrush Scandal is that they didn't do that it the first place.

Now claret 2018, you still think Chobulous is Pstotto in dsiguise?

This kind of racist rubbish should result in a Club ban in the same way making monkey noises at a match does.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by bfcmik » Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:24 pm

Hipper wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:48 pm
Aren't Redbeard and friends the people for this sort of challenge? Didn't they invade Padiham sometime deep in the annals of history?
They did. But then found it to be a far tougher proposition getting out of Padiham than it was to get in.

Something about it being all uphill when you try to leave :? :lol:

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Pstotto » Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:47 pm

You're a bigot, LCP. It's nothing to do with racism, how does it imply (and which race?) white supremacy?

Thicko!

Go get yr paddle out for lifeboat Britain as it's sold down the river and I hope you're the first to drown when the good ship N.H.S. finally capsizes.

... And all the rest of you Luvvie Huskies that brook no argument to their National Socialist 1933 EU fascist agenda.

Were you one of those fascist prats out on the streets of London last night, who cannot handle the opinions of others???????? Sad thicko babies.

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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Pstotto » Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:20 pm

'Her friend Molly Wade voted Conservative, because she did not trust Labour on security, adding: "I can't ever vote for Jeremy Corbyn."

They both said Labour was the dominant force on their social media channels and on campus.

Ms Wade said: "I feel like I'm a minority. No-one I know has voted Conservative."

She added that she feared she would be labelled a "racist or Islamophobic" for her choice'.

(from the BBC website about Labour winning Canterbury cos of students).

LCP, I'm within my rights to sue you for defamation, you should be banned if anybody.
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Re: Bloody democracy

Post by Chobulous » Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:48 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 am
Love the irony of Chob sniping at me from er, the safety of his keyboard. Brave lad, that one. :lol:
Just for the record I wasn’t sniping at you.

I was laughing at you.

You are beyond parody

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