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Shakiri

Post by Woodleyclaret » Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:43 am

A decent winger who will be increaingly marginalised now Liverpool have got the new signing from Salzburg
worth a bid.
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Re: Shakiri

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:46 am

More chance of signing Shakira
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Re: Shakiri

Post by randomclaret2 » Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:51 am

Or even Shaqiri
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Re: Shakiri

Post by houseboy » Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:57 am

I'd sign Shakira anytime - she's really, really very sexy. The hips don't lie.
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Re: Shakiri

Post by tiger76 » Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:58 am

Wages would be :x and why would he be wanting to leave Liverpool just now,and given the amount of fixtures they've got post-Xmas he may will feature quite a lot,they have PL,CL and FA cup to keep them busy.
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Re: Shakiri

Post by Woodleyclaret » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:04 am

Spell checkers are us!
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Re: Shakiri

Post by Blackrod » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:16 am

I’d put up with far worse football if Shakira was on the pitch and she could play in any position.
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Re: Shakiri

Post by Bosscat » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:21 am

Shaqiri
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Shakira
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Re: Shakiri

Post by jrgbfc » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:24 am

Pretty sure Lallana is out of contract this summer. He might be a bit more realistic. He'll have to take a drop in wages wherever he ends up.
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Re: Shakiri

Post by tiger76 » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:31 am

jrgbfc wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:24 am
 Pretty sure Lallana is out of contract this summer. He might be a bit more realistic. He'll have to take a drop in wages wherever he ends up.
Not necessarily if he goes to America or China https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/20 ... contract/

He's also 31 so hardly fits into the need for reducing the average age of our squad.
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Re: Shakiri

Post by Duffer_ » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:40 am

Lallana could return to Soton with a bag full of medals that, in reality, he has contributed very little to winning. I know he's had his fair share of injuries but he is still a jammy beggar.

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Re: Shakiri

Post by Woodleyclaret » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:45 am

Lallana is well past his best.Few players have recieved so many accolades from pundits for a very minimal contribution to the actual time playing the game
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Re: Shakiri

Post by DCWat » Mon Dec 23, 2019 3:36 pm

houseboy wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:57 am
 I'd sign Shakira anytime - she's really, really very sexy. The hips don't lie.
Though her breasts are small and humble
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Re: Shakiri

Post by houseboy » Mon Dec 23, 2019 3:57 pm

DCWat wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 23, 2019 3:36 pm
 Though her breasts are small and humble
Maybe but I think I could handle that. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Shakiri

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Mon Dec 23, 2019 4:10 pm

Woodleyclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:43 am
 A decent winger who will be increaingly marginalised now Liverpool have got the new signing from Salzburg
worth a bid.
Most on here thought he wasnt good enough. He then signed for and played a big part at Liverpool.

Even less chance now.

Still fat, lazy and useless though. Allegedly. :lol:
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Re: Shakiri

Post by KRBFC » Mon Dec 23, 2019 4:46 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 23, 2019 4:10 pm
 Most on here thought he wasnt good enough. He then signed for and played a big part at Liverpool.

Even less chance now.

Still fat, lazy and useless though. Allegedly. :lol:
I remember that, hilarious. I don’t know why the majority on here can’t give credit to other clubs/players, Leicester bought the league title, Bournemouth bought their way to 3 promotions, Pep Guardiola is a useless fraud, Liverpool’s World Club Cup win doesn’t matter, btw we didn’t buy the Championship title even though we spent more on Andre Gray than the majority spent on transfer combined and had one of the largest wage bills that year.

People actually on this thread trying to convince themselves Lallana wouldn’t walk into our side :lol: same idiots telling us Calum Wilson is sh***
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Re: Shakiri

Post by Woodleyclaret » Mon Dec 23, 2019 5:22 pm

Would that be the same Calum Wilson who does nothing against us.
Whilst not shite certainly very average and not international class
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Re: Shakiri

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:46 pm

Woodleyclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 23, 2019 5:22 pm
 Would that be the same Calum Wilson who does nothing against us.
Whilst not shite certainly very average and not international class
Thats him. More premier league goals than Wood snd exactly the same as Barnes. And younger than both.

Oh and an England goal on his debut.
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