R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

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R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Claret-On-A-T-Rex » Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:52 pm

They shot him for rustlin'!!!

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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Bosscat » Tue Dec 24, 2019 3:44 pm

A lame dog limped into the Sheriffs office and said to the Deputy, "I'm lookin fer the dirty rotten cowboy that shat ma Paw"
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Longsidelenny » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:08 pm

Sounds like people have started on the sherry’s early
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Bosscat » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:19 pm

Longsidelenny wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:08 pm
 Sounds like people have started on the sherry’s early
Tis Christmas... :D :D :D
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Buxtonclaret » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:45 pm

Q. How did the baker get an electric shock?
A. He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Boom boom
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Post by Pearcey » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:01 pm

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Post by BennyD » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:04 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:19 pm
 Tis Christmas... :D :D :D
No it isn’t; not until today is yesterday.
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Post by HB Claret » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:08 pm

Why did Scrooge score the winning goal ..... because the Ghost of Christmas passed ..... okay I’ll get my coat !
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Post by Aclaret » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:15 pm

Last year I bought Mrs Aclaret a lie detector for christmas, "oh I love it" she said, "we'll see" I said.
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Buxtonclaret » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:20 pm

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Don't bother... it's tearable.
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Buxtonclaret » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:22 pm

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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Nonayforever » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:42 pm

HB Claret wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:08 pm
 Why did Scrooge score the winning goal ..... because the Ghost of Christmas passed ..... okay I’ll get my coat !
The ghost must play for another team, certainly not Burnley.
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by Bosscat » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:48 pm

I wanted to buy my m8 a new cigarette lighter for Christmas so I googled "Cigarette Lighters"

I got 15000 matches
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by bfcmik » Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:00 pm

Are these the rejects from the Christmas cracker factory? :roll: :?:
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Re: R.I.P The Paper Cowboy

Post by IanMcL » Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:15 pm

Longsidelenny wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:08 pm
 Sounds like people have started on the sherry’s early
Read it again....he said Sheriff! :lol:
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