Christmas Dinner Jokes

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Christmas Dinner Jokes

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:21 pm

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing.

It’s on the house.
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Post by Tricky Trevor » Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:32 pm

Your crackers.
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Post by Vintage Claret » Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:00 pm

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man
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Post by Bosscat » Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:04 pm

How does Jack Frost go to work....

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Post by Bfcboyo » Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:29 pm

The Griffin at Huncoat.
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Re: Christmas Dinner Jokes

Post by BennyD » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:03 am

I’m sure I left a joke on here, but it looks to have gone. Believe it or not a mate of mine, going through a tough divorce, told it over the Christmas dinner table to his extended family. I thought it was funny, but it would appear the mods didn’t. :(
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Re: Christmas Dinner Jokes

Post by Pstotto » Thu Dec 26, 2019 3:59 pm

It's adult humour on Christmas day isn't it?.... Groan up jokes.

"It's dog eat dog is the coach manufacture business, Van Hool etc. etc."
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Post by Bfcboyo » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:08 pm

500 on Burnley to win tomorrow!
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Post by Pstotto » Fri Dec 27, 2019 2:50 pm

Girl at Christmas:

"I asked my nan for some Sylvanian Family stuff for Christmas, but on the day my nan said 'I went to a shop and asked for some Sylvanian Family stuff but they didn't have any. Now I'm not sure if you're going to like it or if it's the same thing, but I got you some Albanian Family stuff instead". :-)
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