Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

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Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by HunterST_BFC » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:34 am

Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie.

eg
It's a bit dry but eat it anyway

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Post by tim_noone » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:44 am

Got to be moist surely...

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Post by Aclaret » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:49 am

" Do you want to look at my pig in a blanket "

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by RammyClaret61 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:54 am

Will you pull my cracker.

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Post by thelaughingclaret » Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:28 am

Don’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
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Post by Cajun » Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:35 am

More stuffing?

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Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:50 am

I can't believe you got that up the cavity...

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Post by FeedTheArf » Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:55 am

Pass the gravy

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Post by MACCA » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:08 am

I ended up with a bigger bird than i intended

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by HunterST_BFC » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:23 am

thelaughingclaret wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:28 am
Don’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Made me laugh.

I was expecting far grosser contributions to this thread.
It's still early :D

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Zlatan » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:32 am

Would you like some more meat mother

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Post by Granny WeatherWax » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:47 am

I’m a leg man myself but won’t pass up a bit of breast

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Post by Belial » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:57 am

Just try it.... you might like it

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Post by Stevie Morgan » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:00 am

I thought you said you liked white sauce?

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Post by Burnley1989 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:05 am

thelaughingclaret wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:28 am
Don’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
If I hear that today now I’ll be ******* my sides

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Post by Burnley1989 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:06 am

Love a good roast

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Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:24 am

That's an unusual shape for a parsnip

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Post by Bertiebeehead » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:30 am

Still looks a bit pink.

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Post by Hedontplayforyou » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:51 am

Yours isn’t as good as your sisters
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Post by karatekid » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:54 am

No more, I'm full

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Post by Hibsclaret » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:56 am

When can I climax with the pudding

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Post by TheFamilyCat » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:58 am

I think you left the giblets in.

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Post by taio » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:02 am

I had my fist up that earlier.

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Post by karatekid » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:04 am

There is more cream ready if you want some dear.

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Post by MACCA » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:08 am

1 ball or 2?

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Post by Hedontplayforyou » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:10 am

Pigs in blankets were a bit premature

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Post by Funkydrummer » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:13 am

If I put it in now, it will be ready for when the family come.

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Post by TheFamilyCat » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:14 am

It would've been fine if your mother hadn't started messing with it.
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Post by Bertiebeehead » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:21 am

If the juices run clear the birds done.
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Post by Terrier » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:33 am

Strange that, why such a strong smell of fish?

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Post by bfcjg » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:34 am

Uggh hair in my mouth.

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Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:46 am

Stop talking with your mouth full
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Post by FactualFrank » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:59 am

That looks like someone machine-gunned a horse in a railway tunnel.
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Post by Buxtonclaret » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:05 am

Just eat the bits you like.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Fenwick » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:21 am

Pass me the butter

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Post by Bfcboyo » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:27 am

Have you finished?

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Post by Bfcboyo » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:29 am

I don't eat that I'm old fashioned that way.

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Post by Bfcboyo » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:34 am

It will be ready in 2 minutes.

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by 4:20 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:43 am

I think I could manage another chipolata.

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Post by Bfcboyo » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:45 am

Stick it back in.

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Post by IanMcL » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:07 pm

I'll give it another prod, to make sure it's ready.

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Post by Bop » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:16 pm

Is it moist granny?

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Post by bobinho » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:36 pm

thelaughingclaret wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:28 am
Don’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
I have literally just wee’d myself reading that... :lol:

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Post by Volvoclaret » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:51 pm

That big bird gobbled me earlier.

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Post by tarkys_ears » Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:10 pm

It's only once a year so I've treated myself to a five bird roast!

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Post by WadingInDeeper » Wed Dec 25, 2019 2:01 pm

Your dad's in the kitchen, stuffing that bird he picked up in Iceland.

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Post by Bosscat » Wed Dec 25, 2019 2:23 pm

2 blokes in the pub talking

1st one said "I saw her bending over the freezer and unable to stop myself I lustfully took her from behind"

2nd one said "I bet that surprised her"

"Not half as much as the other customers in Asda"

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Post by Bfcboyo » Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:01 pm

That was sh#t.

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Post by Bfcboyo » Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:01 pm

Get your coat an f#ck owf.

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by andyh » Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:01 pm

I prefer breast to legs and and I like to squeeze as much stuffing as I can in the old bird

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