Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
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Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie.
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It's a bit dry but eat it anyway
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It's a bit dry but eat it anyway
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Got to be moist surely...
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" Do you want to look at my pig in a blanket "
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Will you pull my cracker.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Don’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
More stuffing?
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I can't believe you got that up the cavity...
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Pass the gravy
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I ended up with a bigger bird than i intended
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
thelaughingclaret wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:28 amDon’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
Made me laugh.
I was expecting far grosser contributions to this thread.
It's still early
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Would you like some more meat mother
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I’m a leg man myself but won’t pass up a bit of breast
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Just try it.... you might like it
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I thought you said you liked white sauce?
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If I hear that today now I’ll be ******* my sidesthelaughingclaret wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:28 amDon’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
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Love a good roast
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That's an unusual shape for a parsnip
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Still looks a bit pink.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Yours isn’t as good as your sisters
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No more, I'm full
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When can I climax with the pudding
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
I think you left the giblets in.
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
I had my fist up that earlier.
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There is more cream ready if you want some dear.
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Pigs in blankets were a bit premature
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If I put it in now, it will be ready for when the family come.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
It would've been fine if your mother hadn't started messing with it.
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If the juices run clear the birds done.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Strange that, why such a strong smell of fish?
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Uggh hair in my mouth.
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Stop talking with your mouth full
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
That looks like someone machine-gunned a horse in a railway tunnel.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Just eat the bits you like.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Pass me the butter
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Have you finished?
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I don't eat that I'm old fashioned that way.
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It will be ready in 2 minutes.
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
I think I could manage another chipolata.
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Stick it back in.
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I'll give it another prod, to make sure it's ready.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Is it moist granny?
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
I have literally just wee’d myself reading that...thelaughingclaret wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:28 amDon’t worry if any gets on the floor the dog will eat it.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
That big bird gobbled me earlier.
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It's only once a year so I've treated myself to a five bird roast!
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Your dad's in the kitchen, stuffing that bird he picked up in Iceland.
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2 blokes in the pub talking
1st one said "I saw her bending over the freezer and unable to stop myself I lustfully took her from behind"
2nd one said "I bet that surprised her"
"Not half as much as the other customers in Asda"
1st one said "I saw her bending over the freezer and unable to stop myself I lustfully took her from behind"
2nd one said "I bet that surprised her"
"Not half as much as the other customers in Asda"
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
That was sh#t.
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Get your coat an f#ck owf.
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
I prefer breast to legs and and I like to squeeze as much stuffing as I can in the old bird