Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
I prefer breast to legs and and I like to squeeze as much stuffing as I can in the old bird
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
That looks like someone’s kicked a hole in the side of a hog’s carcass!
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
"For God's sake grandad put your c*ck away!"
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Let's get it over with.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Just swallow it, it won’t kill you.
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edit-deleted because of PTSD
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
That tasted nice love!
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It's all over your bloody chin.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
"Father Christmas only comes once a year but when he does he fills your ferking stocking"
"Last year was a good en when your Auntie came "
"If you dont Eat your meat you can't have any pudding how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat" (Pink Floyd)
I"'ve had enough now Iam well stuffed "
"Last year was a good en when your Auntie came "
"If you dont Eat your meat you can't have any pudding how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat" (Pink Floyd)
I"'ve had enough now Iam well stuffed "
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Stop dribbling dear.
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
How much do I owe you?
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
I spent a horrible 20 minutes this morning, rummaging around for the giblets.
Or as she calls it, "foreplay".
Or as she calls it, "foreplay".
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie
Does your Mum want seconds?