Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by andyh » Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:02 pm

I prefer breast to legs and and I like to squeeze as much stuffing as I can in the old bird

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Lord Beamish » Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:31 pm

That looks like someone’s kicked a hole in the side of a hog’s carcass!

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Claretmatt4 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:27 pm

"For God's sake grandad put your c*ck away!"
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Hipper » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:31 pm

Let's get it over with.

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Darthlaw » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:12 pm

Just swallow it, it won’t kill you.

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Spiral » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:05 pm

edit-deleted because of PTSD

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by CnBtruntru » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:28 pm

That tasted nice love!

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Bfcboyo » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:03 am

It's all over your bloody chin.

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Longside4evr » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:52 am

"Father Christmas only comes once a year but when he does he fills your ferking stocking"

"Last year was a good en when your Auntie came "

"If you dont Eat your meat you can't have any pudding how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat" (Pink Floyd)

I"'ve had enough now Iam well stuffed "

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by CnBtruntru » Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:00 am

Stop dribbling dear.

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Darthlaw » Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:17 am

How much do I owe you?

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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by FactualFrank » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:39 am

I spent a horrible 20 minutes this morning, rummaging around for the giblets.

Or as she calls it, "foreplay".
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Re: Things said at both Christmas Dinner and Having Nookie

Post by Banana » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:51 pm

Does your Mum want seconds?

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