Italian Toffees versus MIGHTY CLARETS

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:49 pm

Have we had any shots

ksrclaret · Post by **ksrclaret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:50 pm

Kevin Long up front

Peak Sean Dyche - sickening football

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:50 pm

Am I seeing things?

Is that... is that Kevin Long playing as a forward?

Erm.

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:51 pm

I really hope our next manager can actually get us playing some football whatever level we end up at. I feel incredibly sorry for anyone paying to watch us were pathetic

AshevilleNCClaret · Post by **AshevilleNCClaret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:51 pm

Long is almost as tall as crouch.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:51 pm

50 grammes of what ?

Spice ?

Wouldn't surprise me on this showing, and I think SD has overdosed.

Barry_Chuckle · Post by **Barry_Chuckle** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:51 pm

Here we go.....BIG punt

jedi_master · Post by **jedi_master** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:51 pm

Kevin Long up front!

Reminds me of when we got absolutely battered 0-3 by Reading at home and played Michael Duff as centre forward.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:51 pm

Good job its the festive season because this game and brand of football isnt going to life anyone’s spirits.

cockneyclaret · Post by **cockneyclaret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:52 pm

it's laughing or I'll cry

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:52 pm

6 points between us an Villa, that's going to be a huge game

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:53 pm

Fk Burnley.
Can our big boys do it?

No....

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:53 pm

Sean's Longshot at a point.
FK.........

Nope.
Offside.

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:53 pm

Conroy92 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:48 pm
Kevin Long up top... When we have Vydra on the bench who can play football. Bizarre.

Vydra isn’t in the squad

Barry_Chuckle · Post by **Barry_Chuckle** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:53 pm

Wow..........just wow

BurnleyFC · Post by **BurnleyFC** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:53 pm

What a crock of shite.

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:54 pm

Kevin Long has more of a positive impact that any sub I’ve seen this season

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:54 pm

That was abysmal

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:54 pm

You can only smile when our esteemed manager shows such complete ineptitude

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:54 pm

Shitbumbuggerbugger.

derryclaret · Post by **derryclaret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

That was desperately poor

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

Another painful painful watch, glad it’s over.

Leicsclaret · Post by **Leicsclaret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

That was embarrassing

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

Pretty desperate stuff.
I wonder if Mr Dyche was making a point...we NEED new players ASAP

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

Not sure what anyone expects.

WazzaClaret · Post by **WazzaClaret** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

We were crap and didnt deserve nowt but taylor pointed to his watch 3 or 4 times during injury time but then didnt add ANY on? Haha. The ball went out for a throwing at 4 mins and he blew as soon as it came back into play.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

All over.
0-1

Brilliant defending but rest dismal.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

Zlatan wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:54 pm
Kevin Long has more of a positive impact that any sub I’ve seen this season

Does that include Rodriguez in the previous game

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

jedi_master wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:51 pm
Kevin Long up front!

Reminds me of when we got absolutely battered 0-3 by Reading at home and played Michael Duff as centre forward.

Yeah! but back then we didn't have a pot to p**s in,now we have a £10m striker who can't even make the bench

Safron · Post by **Safron** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

It's the season for panto

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm

burnley007 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm
Pretty desperate stuff.
I wonder if Mr Dyche was making a point...we NEED new players ASAP

That's quite a lengthy 2-3 year point.

Flat Stanley · Post by **Flat Stanley** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:56 pm

Absolutely awful, deserved nothing. Didnt even attempt to play football. Kevin Long up front! Disgusting pathetic display.

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:56 pm

burnley007 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm
Pretty desperate stuff.
I wonder if Mr Dyche was making a point...we NEED new players ASAP

Providing Mr Dyche doesn't pick them

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:56 pm

I’m sure Dyche will think we had plenty of chances to win and competed well.An absolute bore fest of a match and exactly why any top club will be scared of appointing Dyche.

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:56 pm

Drinkwater isn't looking too impressed.

Bye bye Danny

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:56 pm

Too much Xmas pud for some players yesterday.

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:57 pm

Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:52 pm
6 points between us an Villa, that's going to be a huge game

That game suddenly gotta hell of a lot bigger.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:58 pm

Shameful display from all concerned.

Unforgiveable.

Those poor sods who went should get both their admission and travel costs reimbursed by the club.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:58 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:55 pm
Not sure what anyone expects.

Not necessarily to win but:

Some football
Some ball control
Some good passing
Some sort of attacking threat
Maybe even a bit of excitement

It is the Premier League after all.

Safron · Post by **Safron** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:58 pm

All hail dyche,all hail dyche

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:03 pm

Watching on stream, that is actually an average performance by us this season.

Forget the, "Worst performance of the season" - that was actually normal.

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:03 pm

Blackrod wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:56 pm
I’m sure Dyche will think we had plenty of chances to win and competed well.An absolute bore fest of a match and exactly why any top club will be scared of appointing Dyche.

They are not scared - they just know better not to do so

Longside4evr · Post by **Longside4evr** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:03 pm

Big big concerns after that they need draging in and made to watch that we created nothing from start to finish
Not one shot at goal Pickford could have been sat in the stands he wont have an easier game all season.
We need to sort out this intrepid way we play its becoming a joke now

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:04 pm

That wasn't even the worst performance of the season.

Roosterbooster · Post by **Roosterbooster** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:04 pm

Quite frankly I'm getting sick and tired of watching stuff like this. No shots on target again. We must have the record. There's a reason we get branded as anti-football. Long up front with no Vydra on the bench is ridiculous. Our only impact subs were Barnes & JBG (and they were just like for like replacements) Other than that, a keeper, 3 defenders, and another pointless loanee. I'll support us through thick and thin, but how can anyone say they enjoyed that??? Garbage

willsclarets · Post by **willsclarets** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:04 pm

Stinker of a game. We're magic at stopping the other team playing well, we just struggle to simultaneously play well ourselves on an unfortunately often basis. Don't want to be too critical because we've had some good ugly results, but my god it's difficult to watch.

Someone watching football for the first time at Goodison Park today, would be astounded at how much they had to pay for the privilege.

BurnleyFC · Post by **BurnleyFC** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:05 pm

Bertiebeehead wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:56 pm
Too much Xmas pud for some players yesterday.

They must’ve started eating it in October then.

Long Time Lurker · Post by **Long Time Lurker** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:06 pm

Sorry everyone, I must have fallen asleep amidst the riveting excitement of the match. The way we constantly pushed into the Everton half and tested them with penetrating through balls to our visible front two had me on the edge of my seat.

Given our all action display and forward momentum I don't know how it happened, but it obviously did because I had a really weird dream that we played Kevin Long up front and he offered more than Jay.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:06 pm

Confirmed zero shots on target. What a refreshing change.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:06 pm

We were never going to win this game, let's get that straight. It was never going to happen. But it's the way we played.