The wife just asked me

[Hopey1786]

Whether i love her or football the most..

I said "open your legs and ill show ya"

So i nutmegged her

[FactualFrank]

Are you still married?

[Steve1956]

Be careful Hopey,Frank's on the lookout for a woman,he's looking to move in on her.

[elwaclaret]

My Mrs just gave me that look to say she knows better to ask. Think it dates back to a conversation we once had...

“Do you love me or Burnley or me more” she asked gazing lovingly into my eyes.
“Give yourself a fighting chance love, start at Blackburn; it will sound so much more romantic”

[Bosscat]

Why I was covered in baby oil.....








I sad "Well you said I never glisten....."

[FactualFrank]

Be careful Hopey,Frank's on the lookout for a woman,he's looking to move in on her.

Very hopey if it's your miss