HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
See you guys sometime maybe in the future.
Apparently HMRC have issued an arrest warrant to detain me according to an automated phone call I recieved today, so I am now sat waiting the imminent arrival of the police.
Goodbye.
Apparently HMRC have issued an arrest warrant to detain me according to an automated phone call I recieved today, so I am now sat waiting the imminent arrival of the police.
Goodbye.
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
You have time BC
They called me before Xmas and still haven't found me
They called me before Xmas and still haven't found me
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Delete ya browsing history before they arrive
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
I get those and I speak to them for up to half an hour for a bit of fun.
No I have no life.
No I have no life.
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Don't go getting yourself radicalised inside !
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Should have been detained ages ago and for good
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Don't worry Bosscat, you can easily avoid arrest, just send HMRC a pre-paid £100 Amazon gift card
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
that reminds me, I must pay some tax by 31-Jan.
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Be careful,they arrested me last week.. I'm now typing this warning sat in my cell in Strangeways Prison,with my laptop, 55 " TV ,mobile phone and drug supply.
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
HMRC don't issue arrest warrants.
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
My new year’s resolution this year is to stop making attention seeking posts that no one cares about.
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Do you own a football club Bosscat? They are the only ones ever sorted by HMRC!
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
You forgot to add..pushpinpussy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:29 pmMy new year’s resolution this year is to stop making attention seeking posts that no one cares about.
"Not to reply to threads you don't care about "
That way we wouldn't need to put up with your 'Bull sh1t'
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Your only salvation might be to enter a non-existent Nigerian lottery. (Or maybe its better to not enter- and win anyway).Apparently HMRC have issued an arrest warrant to detain me according to an automated phone call I recieved today, so I am now sat waiting the imminent arrival of the police.
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Just had a thought ... Ayesha Gaddaffi wants to use my bank account to Launder $12,000,000usd perhaps I should let the HMRC claim that ....
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
I can vouch for this as i sent them one and nobody ever turned up.Vintage Claret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2020 4:07 pmDon't worry Bosscat, you can easily avoid arrest, just send HMRC a pre-paid £100 Amazon gift card
Just in the process of sorting out my western union money transfer so I can get my inheritance from some family member from Nigeria who I have never heard of.
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Just got in and 6 people in our local pub have had at least 4-5 automated calls today from "HMRC" saying there was an arrest warrant out for them also .....
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
If you accidentally drop your soap in the shower under no circumstances pick it up.
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That;s a con. Nigeria is where you get the money from princes who want to run it through your account to get it out of the country. Unknown relatives are from Hong Kong.clarethomer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:51 pmI can vouch for this as i sent them one and nobody ever turned up.
Just in the process of sorting out my western union money transfer so I can get my inheritance from some family member from Nigeria who I have never heard of.
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Upon arrival at strangeways, make your intentions clear right away...
Go find big Leeroy and smash him in the face, either that or bend over for him.
...one way or another, you'll be getting f*****
Go find big Leeroy and smash him in the face, either that or bend over for him.
...one way or another, you'll be getting f*****
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Re: HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.
Declare yourself a football club, you’ll get away with it!