HMRC have issued an arrest warrant.

[Bosscat]

See you guys sometime maybe in the future.

Apparently HMRC have issued an arrest warrant to detain me according to an automated phone call I recieved today, so I am now sat waiting the imminent arrival of the police.

Goodbye.

[Down_Rover]

You have time BC

They called me before Xmas and still haven't found me

[claretonthecoast1882]

Delete ya browsing history before they arrive

[ClaretAndJew]

I get those and I speak to them for up to half an hour for a bit of fun.

No I have no life.

[LordBob]

Don't go getting yourself radicalised inside !

[ksrclaret]

Should have been detained ages ago and for good

[Bosscat]

Should have been detained ages ago and for good

ouch that hurt

[CleggHall]

Pay yer taxes man!

[Vintage Claret]

Don't worry Bosscat, you can easily avoid arrest, just send HMRC a pre-paid £100 Amazon gift card

[Paul Waine]

that reminds me, I must pay some tax by 31-Jan.

[Bosscat]

Pay yer taxes man!

Haven't paid tax fer years m8

No income tax anyhoo

[conyoviejo]

Be careful,they arrested me last week.. I'm now typing this warning sat in my cell in Strangeways Prison,with my laptop, 55 " TV ,mobile phone and drug supply.

[dougcollins]

HMRC don't issue arrest warrants.

[pushpinpussy]

My new year’s resolution this year is to stop making attention seeking posts that no one cares about.

[IanMcL]

See you guys sometime maybe in the future.

Apparently HMRC have issued an arrest warrant to detain me according to an automated phone call I recieved today, so I am now sat waiting the imminent arrival of the police.

Goodbye.

Do you own a football club Bosscat? They are the only ones ever sorted by HMRC!

[Bosscat]

My new year’s resolution this year is to stop making attention seeking posts that no one cares about.

You forgot to add..

"Not to reply to threads you don't care about "

That way we wouldn't need to put up with your 'Bull sh1t'

[LeadBelly]

Apparently HMRC have issued an arrest warrant to detain me according to an automated phone call I recieved today, so I am now sat waiting the imminent arrival of the police.

Your only salvation might be to enter a non-existent Nigerian lottery. (Or maybe its better to not enter- and win anyway).

[Bosscat]

Your only salvation might be to enter a non-existent Nigerian lottery. (Or maybe its better to not enter- and win anyway).

Just had a thought ... Ayesha Gaddaffi wants to use my bank account to Launder $12,000,000usd perhaps I should let the HMRC claim that ....

[clarethomer]

Don't worry Bosscat, you can easily avoid arrest, just send HMRC a pre-paid £100 Amazon gift card

I can vouch for this as i sent them one and nobody ever turned up.

Just in the process of sorting out my western union money transfer so I can get my inheritance from some family member from Nigeria who I have never heard of.

[Bosscat]

Just got in and 6 people in our local pub have had at least 4-5 automated calls today from "HMRC" saying there was an arrest warrant out for them also .....

[Claretlad]

If you accidentally drop your soap in the shower under no circumstances pick it up.

[dsr]

I can vouch for this as i sent them one and nobody ever turned up.

Just in the process of sorting out my western union money transfer so I can get my inheritance from some family member from Nigeria who I have never heard of.

That;s a con. Nigeria is where you get the money from princes who want to run it through your account to get it out of the country. Unknown relatives are from Hong Kong.

[tarkys_ears]

Upon arrival at strangeways, make your intentions clear right away...

Go find big Leeroy and smash him in the face, either that or bend over for him.

...one way or another, you'll be getting f*****

[RammyClaret61]

Declare yourself a football club, you’ll get away with it!