Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

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Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Claret » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:12 pm

1. I think Dyche is a really good manager
2. we can play some good football.
Some Burnley fans seem to believe all the bolloks spoken by fans of other clubs and by the media.
We don’t play like Brazil, at least not every week, but I am enjoying the best team we’ve had since the team of the 70s (or maybe the 60s)

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by randomclaret2 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:17 pm

Welcome Sean
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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Steve1956 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:17 pm

3.....2....1.

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Bosscat » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:40 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:17 pm
3.....2....1.
Ted Rogers and Dusty Bin .... Jeez Steve you watch some sh1t :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Steve1956 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:41 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:40 pm
Ted Rogers and Dusty Bin .... Jeez Steve you watch some sh1t :lol: :lol: :lol:
What happened tonight on the Masked singer BC? :lol:
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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Bosscat » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:47 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:41 pm
What happened tonight on the Masked singer BC? :lol:
Not a f**king clue we were entertaining "YAWN" family :roll:

They've all gone now so enjoying some downtime watching "Who wants to be a Millionaire" with Johnny Vegas winning 32k for Charity :D

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Steve1956 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:56 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:47 pm
Not a f**king clue we were entertaining "YAWN" family :roll:

They've all gone now so enjoying some downtime watching "Who wants to be a Millionaire" with Johnny Vegas winning 32k for Charity :D
I moved away from my family.....you know it makes sense :D

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Post by KRBFC » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:57 pm

So because you enjoy the football we play, everybody else has to enjoy it too?

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Steve1956 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:59 pm

KRBFC wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:57 pm
So because you enjoy the football we play, everybody else has to enjoy it too?
This is a thread about shite telly KRBFC.....join in you might like it :D
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Post by Right_winger » Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:18 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:59 pm
This is a thread about shite telly KRBFC.....join in you might like it :D
Why were we playing on telly? What Chanel?

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by ElectroClaret » Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:45 pm

Right_winger wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:18 pm
What Chanel?
No.5
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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:05 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:40 pm
Ted Rogers and Dusty Bin .... Jeez Steve you watch some sh1t :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now Dusty Springfield was an altogether different prospect Boss.

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:07 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:47 pm
Not a f**king clue we were entertaining "YAWN" family :roll:

They've all gone now so enjoying some downtime watching "Who wants to be a Millionaire" with Johnny Vegas winning 32k for Charity :D
Vegas was so funny on that. Thought he was on a loser when he need a lifeline for question 3.

I knew parsec. And surprisingly so did he.

What a great idea having someone off the Chase as a phone a friend though eh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by ClaretMoffitt » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:07 pm

The best team playing the worst football

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:08 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:56 pm
I moved away from my family.....you know it makes sense :D
Where will you go when you get deported Steve?

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Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:13 pm

What happens to freedom of speech when someone says something even slightly wrong about Dyche? No-one is perfect. He's done great for us and I don't want him to leave but he does have some problems with dropping some players and he always and in almost every case comes accross as arrogant in interviews (and has a tendency to repeat the same old b*ll*cks and cliches).




And he hates cup games. :o :o :o

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Post by Claret » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:31 pm

My point was actually that some Burnley folk are churning out phrases that the lazy media and ignorant fans from other clubs use such as dinosaur Dyche and hoof ball when these phrases are just meaningless drivel. Dyche isn’t perfect and sometimes we play crap but I still say we’re doing ok.
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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Steve1956 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:38 pm

houseboy wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:08 pm
Where will you go when you get deported Steve?
Wales.
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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:54 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:38 pm
Wales.
:lol: :lol: :lol: The problem there mate is they hate the English more than the Scots I think. And what hapopens when they think you're buying a holiday home and they burn it down? Come back Steve, all is forgiven. I'm sure the police aren't that interested now.
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Post by HieronymousBoschHobs » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:07 pm

Dinosaur Dyche and the Hoof Ball would be a great name for either a band or a kids cartoon.
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Post by Steve1956 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:28 pm

houseboy wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:54 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: The problem there mate is they hate the English more than the Scots I think. And what hapopens when they think you're buying a holiday home and they burn it down? Come back Steve, all is forgiven. I'm sure the police aren't that interested now.
Baxenden.

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:46 pm

Is this our January signing.... nope can't be has the football at his feet... and undee control.
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Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:45 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:28 pm
Baxenden.
Sorry Steve but you need a passport for here as well. We don’t accept stateless deportees (although I’m not sure about the family across the road - they never leave the house and get a lot of ‘takeaways’ delivered). :lol: :lol:

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Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:53 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:46 pm
Is this our January signing.... nope can't be has the football at his feet... and undee control.
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Could be Boss. The flight of the ball (as suggested by the movement lines) means the ball is coming toward him from a backward pass (assuming he isn’t facing his own goal). This would make him a shoe in for our side. It also means he hasn’t, as yet, got the ball under control. Thus suggesting he could yet f*ck it up.
Ergo: he’s perfect for us.


How much sh!t can anyone deduce from a cartoon dinosaur? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:56 pm

houseboy wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:53 pm
Could be Boss. The flight of the ball (as suggested by the movement lines) means the ball is coming toward him from a backward pass (assuming he isn’t facing his own goal). This would make him a shoe in for our side. It also means he hasn’t, as yet, got the ball under control. Thus suggesting he could yet f*ck it up.
Ergo: he’s perfect for us.


How much sh!t can anyone deduce from a cartoon dinosaur? :lol: :lol: :lol:
You did Ian ;)

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Post by houseboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:02 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:56 pm
You did Ian ;)
I need a new hobby. :D

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Re: Dinosaur Dyche & hoof ball.

Post by Steve1956 » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:34 am

houseboy wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:45 pm
Sorry Steve but you need a passport for here as well. We don’t accept stateless deportees (although I’m not sure about the family across the road - they never leave the house and get a lot of ‘takeaways’ delivered). :lol: :lol:
It will be all those eastern European people working at Hollands pies,sometimes 50 to a terrace :)

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Post by houseboy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:10 am

Steve1956 wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:34 am
It will be all those eastern European people working at Hollands pies,sometimes 50 to a terrace :)
I don't know what this lot do over the road but he is supposed to be a driving instructor but the car never moves and she is some kind of teacher who is home all day. I'm not sure about them, they seem nice enough and are a good laugh but I'm not sure about all their visitors in sombreros dropping off take-aways at 2 in the morning. I do worry. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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