Chris Wood Song

[bfcmik]

It’s funny though, because nobody comes up with any ideas, and nobody tries anything at the ground, yet someone posts an idea on here and suddenly 50 posters become lyrical geniuses. Where’s the spontaneity in the ground like years ago? Nobody takes risks anymore unless the top 2-3 clubs sang it first on TV.

Songs were worked on on the away coaches, especially once Central introduced the 'B' coaches. It was sometimes months before enough people knew the words to get the Longside singing it.

[Grimsdale]

To the tune of The Adams Family theme:

He scored at Man United
He gets the crowd excited
We really are delighted
He plays for Bur-ner-ley

Der-der-ler-der Chris Wood!
Der-der-ler-der Chris Wood!
Der-der-ler-der
Der-der-ler-der
Der-der-ler-der Chris Wood!

[mdd2]

All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood, Wood
Wood is all you need

Let’s get the Beatles classic ringing out!

There's nothing crossed he cannot score
Both with his feet and head he is top drawer
Our Kiwi lad certainly knows how to play the game
It's easy
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood, Wood
Wood is all you need

OK I'll get my coat unless someone can hire the LSO to play this

[The Enclosure]

What about something like the Haka. Everyone in the cricket field stand slapping their thighs, sticking their tongues out!! Then leaping in the air after the Haaaaaa.

Kamate kamate ora
Chris Wood is our goal scorer
Kamate kamate ora
Our very own Kiwi scorer
Ka ora ka ora
Chris Wood.. Haaaaaaa

Now that i like.simple and original.Even our tone deaf fans in the CFS can manage that one.lol

Ps Rammy...I think it is Kora not Ora

[Corky]

He scores with his head
He scores with his shins
Chris Wood
Our goal scoring machine

[MrMeeseeks]

Saw a song for England’s new tailend slogger Mark Wood to Driftwood by Travis. Bit of adapting the chorus for Chris Wood:

It’s Chris Wood, scoring goals for Burnley
Tearing teams to pieces, pieces, pieces
Just Chris Wood, he scores when he wants to
He’ll bag with a header, left foot, right foot

Could even throw the middle 8 bit in:

And you really didn’t think it could happen
But that Kiwi lad has done it again
So we’re sorry that you lost to Chris Wood
But he’s been scoring for a long, long time

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07m84 ... chromeless

[Bosscat]

To the tune of The Adams Family theme:

He scored at Man United
He gets the crowd excited
We really are delighted
He plays for Bur-ner-ley

Der-der-ler-der Chris Wood!
Der-der-ler-der Chris Wood!
Der-der-ler-der
Der-der-ler-der
Der-der-ler-der Chris Wood!

Simlle but effective .... I like it

[Bordeauxclaret]

Some good imaginations and suggestions on here.

It’s a shame we all know it’ll end up as the inevitable
“Du du du du Chrissy Wood”.