• Chris Wood Song

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:25 am**

Chris deserves his own song and as Our top striker it’s appropriate re revive the 70’s frank Casper song that many older fans will rememberer.(Casper came from Rotherham!)
So for those that don’t know it.....

Chris Wood comes from New Zealand
Eee i eee I o
Chris Wood comes from New Zealand
Eee I eee I o
With a goal goal here
And a goal goal there
Here a goal there a goal everywhere a goal goal
Chris Wood comes from New Zealand
Eee I eee I o. !

Over to you cricket field !!

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:53 am**

Chris Wood is a Kiwi
Eee i Eee i o
Chris Wood is a Kiwi
Eee i Eee i o
With one goal here
And two goals there
Here a goal, there a goal, everywhere a goal goal.
Chris Wood is a Kiwi

Afew less syllables in the first line. Makes it abit easier to sing?
Other than that it’s nice & simple.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:18 am**

To the toon of Daddy Cool...

Chrissy Chrissy Wood
Chrissy Chrissy Wood

UTC!

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:24 am**

Jeremy-Bentham Would probably say,
"The OP should feel ashamed of starting this thread.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 am**

To the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer

Chris Wood is a striker
He’s a ******* Monster
He will beat you in the air
As the Turf raise voices
He left Leeds to join us
He scan score from anywhere.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:31 am**

This forum never changes. Someone comes up with a new song which, although very dated, sounds okay.

Straight away people think ‘hold on, I can do better, I’ll change the words’, so the original, and any alternatives suggested, never take off.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:45 am**

I do think we should involve ‘kiwi’ somehow

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:51 am**

As someone who sits in the CFS I know that the majority of supporters in there have trouble with 2 fingered hand signals of more than 1 syllable so most song suggestions just aren't going to take off - with that said, Duffer_'s suggestion of the Daddy Cool song is the most likely to be able to be sung

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:00 am**

Claretforever wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:31 am
This forum never changes. Someone comes up with a new song which, although very dated, sounds okay.

Straight away people think ‘hold on, I can do better, I’ll change the words’, so the original, and any alternatives suggested, never take off.

Quite right, because all good songs are perfect at the first draft.

Mods please delete any other suggestions. Thanks.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:19 am**

arise_sir_charge wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 am
To the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer

Chris Wood is a striker
He’s a ******* Monster
He will beat you in the air
As the Turf raise voices
He left Leeds to join us
He scan score from anywhere.

very good.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:22 am**

Claretforever wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:31 am
This forum never changes. Someone comes up with a new song which, although very dated, sounds okay.

Straight away people think ‘hold on, I can do better, I’ll change the words’, so the original, and any alternatives suggested, never take off.

Not sure about a stand full of dingles singing anything to the tune of Old McDonald had a farm

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:37 am**

All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood, Wood
Wood is all you need

Let’s get the Beatles classic ringing out!

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:46 am**

OK - if we're serious about a song for Chris Wood it HAS to be to this tune...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKuJUxGntRI

It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightening
You better knock, knock on wood

I'm crap at lyrics, but perhaps...

He's like thunder, lightning
The way he scores is frightening
You better watch, watch Chris Wood

happy for improvements...

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:05 am**

I think every time he touches the ball our fans should just scream 'offside!!'. It will be a bit like how we just to shout 'Whoosh' when Deakin used to lump it forward

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:11 am**

. thinks the original poster should feel ashamed for starting this thread.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:12 am**

arise_sir_charge wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 am
To the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer

Chris Wood is a striker
He’s a ******* Monster
He will beat you in the air
As the Turf raise voices
He left Leeds to join us
He scan score from anywhere.

Love this. The mental image of the CFS bouncing around whilst singing this has really made me chuckle.

Can we also have the Chorus?

Ooooooooooooo he's monster
Ooooooooooooo he will beat you in the air
Ooooooooooooo he's monster
Ooooooooooooo he can score from anywhere

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:13 am**

Norwegian Wood

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_V6y1ZCg_8

Lyricists, eat your heart out.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:14 am**

arise_sir_charge wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 am
To the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer

Chris Wood plays for Burnley
He’s a super Kiwi
He will beat you in the air
As the Turf raise voices
He left Leeds to join us
He scan score from anywhere.

Just a thought on a possible amendment to the first bit

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:21 am**

Here is one from last year's New Song for Chris Wood thread:-
We could base it on the old Eddie Floyd song "Knock on Wood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kceiks__PsE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We don't want to lose
The next game
That we've got
If we do it will surely
Surely, mean a lot
Coz our striker is better
Than any one we know
He is a wonder
He's like lightening
The way he shoots
is frightening
We better ( clap x3)
Count on Wood
Burnley
We're gonna ( clap x3)
Count on Wood

But I like the Rhythm is a dancer one more as it is simpler and more current.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:23 am**

Can we use the term "kiwi" in 2020??

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:35 am**

cockneyclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:23 am
Can we use the term "kiwi" in 2020?

But preferably not with "weewee"

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:38 am**

LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:35 am
But preferably not with "weewee"

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:47 am**

Reading this thread,let's not bother with a Chris Wood song

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:59 am**

claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:22 am
Not sure about a stand full of dingles singing anything to the tune of Old McDonald had a farm

Me neither to be fair, haha. I was referring more to someone keeping the tune and change the words.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:00 am**

arise_sir_charge wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:00 am
Quite right, because all good songs are perfect at the first draft.

Mods please delete any other suggestions. Thanks.

It’s funny though, because nobody comes up with any ideas, and nobody tries anything at the ground, yet someone posts an idea on here and suddenly 50 posters become lyrical geniuses. Where’s the spontaneity in the ground like years ago? Nobody takes risks anymore unless the top 2-3 clubs sang it first on TV.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:24 pm**

Claretforever wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:00 am
It’s funny though, because nobody comes up with any ideas, and nobody tries anything at the ground, yet someone posts an idea on here and suddenly 50 posters become lyrical geniuses. Where’s the spontaneity in the ground like years ago? Nobody takes risks anymore unless the top 2-3 clubs sang it first on TV.

SO a good old fashioned chorus of Glory Glory man United tomorrow then

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:38 pm**

I have been trying to find that youtube clip where they are singing about Chris Wood in a studio... at a radio station somewhere...

Its a parody of Slades "merry christmas"

Sort of along the lines of

Here he is Burnleys Chris Wood
He's a kiwi plays up front

Found it

https://m.facebook.com/turfmoor/videos/ ... 43%2F&_rdr

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:57 pm**

arise_sir_charge wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 am
To the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer

Chris Wood is a striker
He’s a ******* Monster
He will beat you in the air
As the Turf raise voices
He left Leeds to join us
He scan score from anywhere.

This is the one.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:31 pm**

cockneyclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:23 am
Can we use the term "kiwi" in 2020??

why will the fruit police arrest us?

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:32 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:38 pm
I have been trying to find that youtube clip where they are singing about Chris Wood in a studio... at a radio station somewhere...

Its a parody of Slades "merry christmas"

Sort of along the lines of

Here he is Burnleys Chris Wood
He's a kiwi plays up front

Found it

https://m.facebook.com/turfmoor/videos/ ... 43%2F&_rdr

Its CHRIS WOOD!

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:50 pm**

Spike wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:32 pm
Its CHRIS WOOD!

What's the tune? Or do we just shout that randomly every so often

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:51 pm**

Father Jack wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:53 am
Chris Wood is a Kiwi
Eee i Eee i o
Chris Wood is a Kiwi
Eee i Eee i o
With one goal here
And two goals there
Here a goal, there a goal, everywhere a goal goal.
Chris Wood is a Kiwi

Afew less syllables in the first line. Makes it abit easier to sing?
Other than that it’s nice & simple.

You'll get it started against Arsenal then, Phil? I won't be there again whilst I wait for my broken foot to heal enough to stand up for 90 minutes+

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:55 pm**

Goobs wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:24 pm
SO a good old fashioned chorus of Glory Glory man United tomorrow then

Or maybe use the tune they ‘borrowed’ and amend?

Who the **** are B***ard Rovers
Who the **** are B***ard Rovers
Who the **** are B***ard Rovers
As the Clarets go marching On! On! On!

There’s always something you can do.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:02 pm**

Can we include the word ‘blood’ ?

ie, “...scoring is in his blood”

(just a suggestion)

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:21 pm**

What about something like the Haka. Everyone in the cricket field stand slapping their thighs, sticking their tongues out!! Then leaping in the air after the Haaaaaa.

Kamate kamate ora
Chris Wood is our goal scorer
Kamate kamate ora
Our very own Kiwi scorer
Ka ora ka ora
Chris Wood.. Haaaaaaa

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:41 pm**

Or..

We’ve got Chris Wood,
Kiwi Chris Wood,
I really don’t think you understand.
He can score with his head,
He’ll score with his feet,
In fact he scores all the time.

Repeat.....

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:53 pm**

RammyClaret61 wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:21 pm
What about something like the Haka. Everyone in the cricket field stand slapping their thighs, sticking their tongues out!! Then leaping in the air after the Haaaaaa.

Kamate kamate ora
Chris Wood is our goal scorer
Kamate kamate ora
Our very own Kiwi scorer
Ka ora ka ora
Chris Wood.. Haaaaaaa

the clientele are certainly generally large enough to look like the all blacks

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:15 pm**

Man old man a dust man tune

Chris wood is a kiwi
He wears a clarets hat
He signed from Leeds Utd cos they are fu ck ing crap

He came with Charlie Taylor
He likes to cross erm in
And when he gets this head on it
You know it’s going inn

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:36 pm**

Six fingers wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:15 pm
Man old man a dust man tune

Chris wood is a kiwi
He wears a clarets hat
He signed from Leeds Utd cos they are fu ck ing crap

He came with Charlie Taylor
He likes to cross erm in
And when he gets this head on it
You know it’s going inn

winner, none of it's a mouthful - top work !!

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:10 pm**

Pity he doesn't qualify to play for Norway!

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:27 pm**

CroxleyClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:37 am
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood, Wood
Wood is all you need

Let’s get the Beatles classic ringing out!

Very good that Croxley. Even our fans can't balls that one up!

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:31 pm**

CroxleyClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:37 am
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood, Wood
Wood is all you need

Let’s get the Beatles classic ringing out!

Very good, just hope Pele doesn't visit The Turf anytime soon.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:36 pm**

Claretforever wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:00 am
It’s funny though, because nobody comes up with any ideas, and nobody tries anything at the ground, yet someone posts an idea on here and suddenly 50 posters become lyrical geniuses. Where’s the spontaneity in the ground like years ago? Nobody takes risks anymore unless the top 2-3 clubs sang it first on TV.

Now a days someone would be videoing it on their phone then put it on the internet taking the **** out of that person

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:51 pm**

CroxleyClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:37 am
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood
All you need is Wood, Wood
Wood is all you need

Let’s get the Beatles classic ringing out!

Can't do it without the, “da,da,da,da,daaar”. Otherwise sound.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:03 pm**

Borrow from Arsenal's Mertesacker song...

He's just a big f###ing kiwi
Big f###ing kiiiiiiwi

And repeat. Unimaginative. Easy. Winner.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:07 pm**

He scores with his 'ed!
He scores with his 'ed!
Ed Wood Wood Wood,
He scores with his 'ed!

Only works for Equalizers though.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:14 pm**

To the tune of the Pompey chimes.

Chris wood scores goals
Chris wood scores goals

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:22 pm**

conyoviejo wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:14 pm
To the tune of the Pompey chimes.

Chris wood scores goals
Chris wood scores goals

Very good.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:25 pm**

I remember being very impressed with the Wolves fans at Wembley in 1988, especially when they broke out into a deafening rendition of BULLY BULLY - BULLY BULLY. I forget the name of the tune, but why not WOODY WOODY etc?

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:34 pm**

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:22 pm
Very good.[/quot

Yes,its easy to sing and easy to remember ..Its growing on me.

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