56 minutes into his career 5 goals

[Quickenthetempo]

Ya man Haaland at Dortmund.

Not a bad start. Two sub appearances of 56 minutes and he has scored 5 goals already.

[Hopey1786]

Could have played v us too the other day

Oh well

[Clarets4me]

Could have been interesting in the Hospitality suites, if Haaland's old man had turned up to watch his boy ....

Alf Inga : Afternoon, Roy !
Keane: Hi, mate ! Look, about the incident, I just ..
Alf Inga: Don't mention it, it just highlighted you as the bullying thug you are !
Keane: What did you feckin' call me ?
Alf Inga: You heard ! Calm down, here, have another Prawn sandwich ....

( Enter various Security guards, at a rate of knots .... )

[tiger76]

Could have been interesting in the Hospitality suites, if Haaland's old man had turned up to watch his boy ....

Alf Inga : Afternoon, Roy !
Keane: Hi, mate ! Look, about the incident, I just ..
Alf Inga: Don't mention it, it just highlighted you as the bullying thug you are !
Keane: What did you feckin' call me ?
Alf Inga: You heard ! Calm down, here, have another Prawn sandwich ....

( Enter various Security guards, at a rate of knots .... )

That's almost as funny as Keane's car crash of a managerial career,the guy's a dinosaur no wonder he flopped his man management skills are non-existent,which is strange considering all the knowledge he should have gained from Sir Alex over the years,goes to show top players don't always become successful managers.