Tarky's Thighs

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Tarky's Thighs

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:42 pm

Has anyone else noticed how huge they are?

:shock: :o

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by dougcollins » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:44 pm

Steady on.
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:47 pm

dougcollins wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:44 pm
Steady on.
Aye, I know....

It's true though! :D

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Funkydrummer » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:47 pm

Whoa, steady on there. ;)
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Vegas Claret » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:47 pm

reminds me of Stuart Pearce
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Funkydrummer » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:50 pm

I was stood next to Taylor doing a service in the community thing up at HAPPA and he is
enormous.

You wouldn't want to run into him at speed !

On speed maybe, but not at speed.
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Giftonsnoidea » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:53 pm

What about brownhills ears are they bigger than tarkys? they can get a two for one pin back deal!

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Bosscat » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:56 pm

Well I have heard it all on here now :shock: .... I was watching the lads play Football not checking out their Thigh frontage :lol: :lol: :lol:

Each to their own though if thats your bag m8 :D

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Post by fidelcastro » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:00 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:56 pm
Well I have heard it all on here now :shock: .... I was watching the lads play Football not checking out their Thigh frontage :lol: :lol: :lol:

Each to their own though if thats your bag m8 :D
No homo erotic thoughts entered my head... just an observation... you can't miss 'em!

:D
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by NL Claret » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:01 pm

A few seasons back outside the park view there was conversation involving Willie Irving and Claret Tony about the size of Tarky's legs, we were in the foundation for the following game so had a look out of the window during warm up. Muscles on muscle. Remember him playing for Brentford against us wearing a face mask, he looked frightening, bullied Sam Vokes that day. Willie and Tony mentioned a player back in his day with legs that were bigger, can't remember who though.

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:02 pm

Giftonsnoidea wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:53 pm
What about brownhills ears are they bigger than tarkys? they can get a two for one pin back deal!
Reminds me of Stephen Fletcher.

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:06 pm

NL Claret wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:01 pm
A few seasons back outside the park view there was conversation involving Willie Irving and Claret Tony about the size of Tarky's legs, we were in the foundation for the following game so had a look out of the window during warm up. Muscles on muscle. Remember him playing for Brentford against us wearing a face mask, he looked frightening, bullied Sam Vokes that day. Willie and Tony mentioned a player back in his day with legs that were bigger, can't remember who though.
Was it Colin Blant?
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Bosscat » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:08 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:00 pm
No homo erotic thoughts entered my head... just an observation... you can't miss 'em!

:D
30 years ago Robert (the then landlord at the Maypole Inn in LP) and another lad cycled from Lands End to John O'Groats in 8 days for charity... Half Way point is Long Preston (ish) so we had the Raving Herald (Craven Herald) there and a reception commitee outside the Pub before they continued on their way. Photo shoot etc etc....

Robert looked like bloody Arnold Swarzeneggar in the leg deoartment having just cycled 400 miles in 3.5 days lol.... we still take the mickey out of him about it now (he is in his early 70's) :D
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by NL Claret » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:16 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:06 pm
Was it Colin Blant?
I honestly can't remember! There was a funny story about another player in that era who liked his ale, he once slept in Willie's dog's bed!
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:22 pm

Carlos Tarkowski

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Giftonsnoidea » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:27 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:00 pm
No homo erotic thoughts entered my head... just an observation... you can't miss 'em!

:D
Come on now, your amongst friends here... it’s ok ;)

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:33 pm

Giftonsnoidea wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:27 pm
Come on now, your amongst friends here... it’s ok ;)
I can assure you I've never come over a little queer!

:lol:

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Bfc » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:36 pm

NL Claret, the players name your looking for would be Dave Mackay a Spurs player. Re the player who slept in Willies dog bed, I have a very good idea who it was, but feel it would be unfair to name the very popular man.
Another player I remember who had legs of Oak was Jimmy Scouler who played for Newcastles in the 50s, as did our own Alex Elder.

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Giftonsnoidea » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:37 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:33 pm
I can assure you I've never come over a little queer!

:lol:
Was he tall?
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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by NL Claret » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:54 pm

Bfc wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:36 pm
NL Claret, the players name your looking for would be Dave Mackay a Spurs player. Re the player who slept in Willies dog bed, I have a very good idea who it was, but feel it would be unfair to name the very popular man.
Another player I remember who had legs of Oak was Jimmy Scouler who played for Newcastles in the 50s, as did our own Alex Elder.

No, it was a Burnley player who they reckoned had legs as big if not bigger than Tarks.

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by tim_noone » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:42 pm

I prefer Stefflon Dons... Senseless. pussy clean pussy tight ..Bonus.

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Andreshotboots » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:43 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:00 pm
No homo erotic thoughts entered my head... just an observation... you can't miss 'em!

:D
He's a massive unit. Presented him with a man of the match once. His calves are huge too. I'd shite myself if he came thundering towards me to win one of those headers or 50/50s like he does

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by Giftonsnoidea » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:54 pm

tim_noone wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:42 pm
I prefer Stefflon Dons... Senseless. pussy clean pussy tight ..Bonus.
Jesus if Gibson goes we know who to get in, thanks for the heads up :)

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by morpheus2 » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:59 pm

Oh damn I think I need to refer myself to the Bicurious Camp :?

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Re: Tarky's Thighs

Post by tim_noone » Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:02 pm

Giftonsnoidea wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:54 pm
Jesus if Gibson goes we know who to get in, thanks for the heads up :)
Your welcome ..Big Asse as well :?

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