Post match twitter meltdown thread

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Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by clarethomer » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:41 pm

There is usually some pure comedy gold out there from disgruntled away fans on social media.

Thought it would be worthwhile sharing these to spread the happiness - here are a few to start us off - any more?
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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:44 pm

Not an arsenal fan. But this cracked me up.
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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by Funkydrummer » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:49 pm

The assumption by these clubs that they have a divine right to beat us makes
me sick to my stomach.
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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by tim_noone » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:50 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:44 pm
Not an arsenal fan. But this cracked me up.
The size of luiz's Brain.....phil Sid can't be still riding that Scooter! :?

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:32 pm

That's three games in a row the message board hasn't crashed post match.

Just sayin' like.

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by colner » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:36 pm

Meanwhile,Burnley FC's new twitter header ...
https://twitter.com/burnleyofficial

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:45 pm

colner wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:36 pm
Meanwhile,Burnley FC's new twitter header ...
https://twitter.com/burnleyofficial
Superb!

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by alboclaret » Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pm

I never noticed the pitch tbh.
Until I watched the highlights this morning and thought it looked a bit worn. Hadn't seen the claims it was long grass but makes sense now
Weirdly we passed it about well on it. :?
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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by timshorts » Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:21 pm

It's more clever than that.
Not only did we leave the grass long, but we also combed it so that the arsenal players could only play the ball sideways and backwards.
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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by bobinho » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:01 pm

What’s really clever, is how we managed to play only on grass that had been trimmed, and they struggled to find it.

And we didn’t water the pitch. Bloody hell Mikel, it’s February in Burnley. There is only wet....

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:13 pm

The grass was dry because their football didn't turn it on.

Otherwise, we'd have had moist grass.
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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:15 pm

I've just heard that the grass grown a little bit more since Sunday.

How do we stop it ?

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by clarethomer » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:50 pm

Ha Ha

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by Taffy on the wing » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:48 am

If we'd watered the grass, they'd have got all wet and muddy diving & rolling around on it.......they're a joke!

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Post by RammyClaret61 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:12 am

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We’ve only got this, and the chain broke :lol:

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by Stockbrokerbelt » Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:39 am

It’s just been reported that the Arsenal players who played on Sunday are being treated for fertiliser poisoning due to rolling about on it so much.......

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by bfcjg » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:13 am

Watching Arsenal is similar to watching grass grow.

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Re: Post match twitter meltdown thread

Post by ALP » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:54 am

Heard last night that we're bringing in a 'Loan Mower' till the end of the season with an option to buy :D
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