Grassometer

[IB52]

There is science behind our grass measurement and the World press all keen on discovering the secret

[martin_p]

How many longsiders can pick themselves out on that photo. Found me!

[2 Bee Holed]

In fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?

[randomclaret2]

I can barely make out the players due the length of the grass

[Bosscat]

How many longsiders can pick themselves out on that photo. Found me!

Snap my Brother & I are there too

[Bosscat]

In fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?

Poles I thought they were Lithuanians


Great title to this podcast....

https://www.nonaynever.net/podcast/i-fo ... -lawn-won/

[Longsidelenny]

That’s me near the big screen give us a wave next game utc

[andyh]

How many longsiders can pick themselves out on that photo. Found me!

Yep surprisingly found myself. I’m in my white coat near the leftmost stairs in the JHU.

[dsr]

The problem with the long grass is that you can only see two of the three tiers on the Long Side.

[pureclaret]

'barely make out players'
There are players out there??????

[Hipper]

The problem with the long grass is that you can only see two of the three tiers on the Long Side.

You mean the grass is on the long side?

[bfcmik]

You mean the grass is on the long side?

[bfcjg]

We only signed Crouch so we had at least one player who could see where he was going.

[TheFamilyCat]

Yep surprisingly found myself. I’m in my white coat near the leftmost stairs in the JHU.

Are you a doctor or an ice cream man?

[houseboy]

Poles I thought they were Lithuanians


Great title to this podcast....

https://www.nonaynever.net/podcast/i-fo ... -lawn-won/

[houseboy]

In fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?

They are from Quadrilla.

[basil6345789]

Golf's "Stimpmeter" could easily be modified to give an objective, accurate reading of the speed a ball rolls on it.

[Bosscat]

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[evensteadiereddie]

I think Arsenal should rebrand themselves as Fukawi United when they roll up to the Turf next season.
When they get lost in the long grass, they can jump up and down shouting, "We're the Fukawi !"

[IB52]

Didn’t realise such equipment existed with this name although it would seem company liquidated! Mind you our ground staff do a great job worthy of press attention.

[The Enclosure]

In fact.....what are those men doing with those poles?

They are forkers.