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Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:37 pm
by dermotdermot
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZBIdT2aSs

Has he no self respect whatsoever?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:40 pm
by Rileybobs
Have you not got more important things to worry about than someone picking their nose?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
by Rileybobs
You’ve made 60 posts about Corbyn. Weird. What’s the obsession?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
by Bosscat
Jennifer Aniston picked hers too
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Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:44 pm
by 4:20
Bit early for spreading compost?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:50 pm
by tim_noone
dermotdermot wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:37 pm
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZBIdT2aSs

Has he no self respect whatsoever?
Noooooooooo! :shock:

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:53 pm
by ksrclaret
Another anti-Semitic gesture from Corbyn.

He should be talking about the things people want to hear, like letterboxes.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:55 pm
by Buxtonclaret
Pick it
Lick it.
Roll it.
Flick it.

:mrgreen:

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm
by Steve1956
At least he didnt eat it!

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:47 pm
by tim_noone
Steve1956 wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm
At least he didnt eat it!
Cancel our Date. :roll:

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:49 pm
by Cheshireclaret
Steve1956 wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm
At least he didnt eat it!
Not immediately, no.........

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:09 pm
by dermotdermot
Rileybobs wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
You’ve made 60 posts about Corbyn. Weird. What’s the obsession?
60? How do you work that one out?

No obsession. I’d just like to see the back of him, like most people would. His tenure as leader of the opposition has been a complete and utter waste of time and he should be gone but instead, he just sits there doing sod all but eating bogeys. It’s not the first time either. He’s been caught on numerous occasions with the same finger stuck up his nose.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:15 pm
by Rileybobs
dermotdermot wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:09 pm
60? How do you work that one out?

No obsession. I’d just like to see the back of him, like most people would. His tenure as leader of the opposition has been a complete and utter waste of time and he should be gone but instead, he just sits there doing sod all but eating bogeys. It’s not the first time either. He’s been caught on numerous occasions with the same finger stuck up his nose.
By clicking on your username and typing Corbyn into the search box. Like I said, obsessed. Who actually cares if he occasionally picks his nose? I’m sure you’ve done worse.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:31 pm
by dermotdermot
So who’s coming across as ‘obsessed’ now? And no, I don’t think that I have done worse.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:48 pm
by Rileybobs
dermotdermot wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:31 pm
So who’s coming across as ‘obsessed’ now? And no, I don’t think that I have done worse.
You, because you have made more than 60 posts about Jeremy Corbyn. Whereas I spent about 15 seconds confirming what I suspected which is that you have an obsession with Corbyn. Trying to discredit him for putting his finger in his nose for a few seconds is pretty desperate stuff and really demonstrates the sorry state of today’s political debate.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:56 pm
by If it be your will
Thinking about it, I think I'd quite like a PM that willfully and flagrantly picked his nose. Alas, Corbyn is never going to be PM . Or, indeed, be of any relevance or have any material influence on any event of any importance ever again.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:58 am
by claretonthecoast1882
Has he no self respect ?

By bedding Diane Abbott should answer that question

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:21 am
by AlargeClaret
Rileybobs wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
You’ve made 60 posts about Corbyn. Weird. What’s the obsession?
Surely the obsession would be searching and counting back through someone’s posts ?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:30 am
by taio
Rileybobs wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
You’ve made 60 posts about Corbyn. Weird. What’s the obsession?
Despite the topic of this thread being totally irrelevant, the above and the method used to conclude the 'obsession' is odd to say to say the least. In any case, there will be posters who have referred to Corbyn far more times than in 60 posts.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:53 am
by Devils_Advocate
Normally people bickering about how many posts someone has made and who is obsessed about who would be a sign the thread is going downhill fast but in the case of this one it has actually improved it and raised the bar from the original subject matter

Corbyn picking his nose, f*cking hell have a word with yourselves :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:18 am
by houseboy
Bosscat wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
Jennifer Aniston picked hers too

nose-jobs-5-jen-e1522839594371.jpg
I know who I'd rather wake up with. ;)

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:20 am
by houseboy
dermotdermot wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:31 pm
So who’s coming across as ‘obsessed’ now? And no, I don’t think that I have done worse.
If you've never done anything worse than pick your nose you've had a very boring life bud.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:27 am
by houseboy
I'd just like to say that on any forum I've been on (not all football) there has never, to the best of my knowledge, been a thread on nose picking. Well done Dermot for quite possibly bringing the site to new and irrelevant lows. That is actually quite genious seeing as how I didn't think it could go any lower. It does kind of show a little bit of obsession though as you seem to want to single someone out that you particularly dislike for doing something that really is an everyday occurence. You'll be criticising him for going for a sh!t next.

Oh good grief did you see Corbyn last night? He was at a conference and he actually went to the gents, has he no self-respect?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:33 am
by Rileybobs
AlargeClaret wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:21 am
Surely the obsession would be searching and counting back through someone’s posts ?
I didn't count, I typed 6 letters into a search box and was presented with the results.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:40 am
by Rileybobs
taio wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:30 am
Despite the topic of this thread being totally irrelevant, the above and the method used to conclude the 'obsession' is odd to say to say the least. In any case, there will be posters who have referred to Corbyn far more times than in 60 posts.
Odd how? I have noticed this poster seems to bring Corbyn into discussion at any given opportunity, which is odd because I don't tend to frequent the political posts with any regularity, I quickly verified my suspicions which were correct.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:12 am
by SammyBoy
houseboy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:20 am
If you've never done anything worse than pick your nose you've had a very boring life bud.
I'll probably get accused of being obsessed, but I remember one thread about the fast food chain Subway where Dermot mentioned he had to turn around and walk away in disgust when passing a window of one of their outlets, so perhaps he does hold himself to a strict moral code of conduct we can't comprehend :lol:

Disclaimer - I only remember that because I found it utterly hilarious.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:18 am
by houseboy
SammyBoy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:12 am
I'll probably get accused of being obsessed, but I remember one thread about the fast food chain Subway where Dermot mentioned he had to turn around and walk away in disgust when passing a window of one of their outlets, so perhaps he does hold himself to a strict moral code of conduct we can't comprehend :lol:

Disclaimer - I only remember that because I found it utterly hilarious.
What did he actually see through the window mate? I'm intrigued. Was it a waitress scratching her bum?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:31 am
by SammyBoy
houseboy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:18 am
What did he actually see through the window mate? I'm intrigued. Was it a waitress scratching her bum?
I think it was the sight of people shovelling footlongs into their gobs.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:37 am
by Bosscat
SammyBoy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:31 am
I think it was the sight of people shovelling footlongs into their gobs.
I quite like Subways (brilliant coffee) but watching someone "deep throat" their footlong isn't a sight I would want to envisage....

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:44 am
by Bosscat
SammyBoy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:12 am
I'll probably get accused of being obsessed, but I remember one thread about the fast food chain Subway where Dermot mentioned he had to turn around and walk away in disgust when passing a window of one of their outlets, so perhaps he does hold himself to a strict moral code of conduct we can't comprehend :lol:

Disclaimer - I only remember that because I found it utterly hilarious.
Dermot has a history of posting about picking noses :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heres one about Brady.......

https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboa ... 6#p1171666

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:09 pm
by dermotdermot
Rileybobs wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:33 am
I didn't count, I typed 6 letters into a search box and was presented with the results.
Obviously your ‘obsessive’ habit of trawling through people’s past posts is catching on. Intriguingly I typed in ‘Corbyn’ in the search box under your username and found that you have mentioned him 28 times! Quite a sum for someone who claims to avoid political threads.

And as for the other person with the story about ‘Subway’, I typed in the said word under my username and found nothing and so I don’t know where he got that from. He will, no doubt, spend the rest of the day wading through historic posts trying to find his Subway thread to prove me wrong. Expect a bulletin around 4pm this afternoon.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:13 pm
by thomaspaine
dermotdermot wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:37 pm
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZBIdT2aSs

Has he no self respect whatsoever?
Its apparent that you probably haven't. Get a life.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:35 pm
by houseboy
SammyBoy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:31 am
I think it was the sight of people shovelling footlongs into their gobs.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:36 pm
by houseboy
Bosscat wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:37 am
I quite like Subways (brilliant coffee) but watching someone "deep throat" their footlong isn't a sight I would want to envisage....
I've seen it loads of times mate. ;) ;) ;)

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:40 pm
by houseboy
Bosscat wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:44 am
Dermot has a history of posting about picking noses :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heres one about Brady.......

https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboa ... 6#p1171666
Is there a name for a nose picking fetishist? Would it be proboscispokist? And could you get a footlong up it? :lol:

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:45 pm
by Bosscat
houseboy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:40 pm
Is there a name for a nose picking fetishist? Would it be proboscispokist? And could you get a footlong up it? :lol:
Technical name rhinotillexomania

Non technical name snottobogeyphagism

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:54 pm
by houseboy
Bosscat wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:45 pm
Technical name rhinotillexomania

Non technical name snottobogeyphagism
FFS Boss - you are f*cking kidding me - there really is. That is amazing, just mint. There actually IS a name for chronic nose picking. I checked it out thinking you were kidding but no... there it is in all it's glory in Wikipedia...snottobogeyphagism. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:22 pm
by Rileybobs
dermotdermot wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:09 pm
Obviously your ‘obsessive’ habit of trawling through people’s past posts is catching on. Intriguingly I typed in ‘Corbyn’ in the search box under your username and found that you have mentioned him 28 times! Quite a sum for someone who claims to avoid political threads.
Fake news. I have commented on Corbyn-related posts 13 (now 14) times and 7 of those are on this thread.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:01 pm
by AndrewJB
Spare a thought for the poor Sun "journalist" who had to sit through hours and hours of Parliamentary footage, just looking for things like this.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:33 pm
by dermotdermot
Rileybobs wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:33 am
I didn't count, I typed 6 letters into a search box and was presented with the results.
Fake news! If you didn’t count, how did you come up with 60? And it probably would have taken you a lot longer than 15 second, more like about 5 minutes.

Anyway, the original post was only supposed to be tongue in cheek. But, from a lot of the responses, it is quite clear that, like Corbyn himself, his supporters are totally void of humour.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:36 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
AndrewJB wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:01 pm
Spare a thought for the poor Sun "journalist" who had to sit through hours and hours of Parliamentary footage, just looking for things like this.
You seem to know a lot about what is in the Sun, why do you read it every day when it is so poor ?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:25 pm
by Rileybobs
dermotdermot wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:33 pm
Fake news! If you didn’t count, how did you come up with 60? And it probably would have taken you a lot longer than 15 second, more like about 5 minutes.

Anyway, the original post was only supposed to be tongue in cheek. But, from a lot of the responses, it is quite clear that, like Corbyn himself, his supporters are totally void of humour.
I was actually exaggerating. It takes less than 15 seconds. I clicked on your username, clicked on search users post and typed Corbyn. It’s really not difficult.

And I’m not a Corbyn supporter. You don’t have to be a supporter of someone to point out that attacking them for picking their nose is childish and ridiculous.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:33 pm
by mikeS
Sir Ian Duncan smiff too
It must Be catching
https://youtu.be/mWn8B2EPi0Q

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:46 pm
by dermotdermot
Rileybobs wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:25 pm
I was actually exaggerating. It takes less than 15 seconds. I clicked on your username, clicked on search users post and typed Corbyn. It’s really not difficult.

And I’m not a Corbyn supporter. You don’t have to be a supporter of someone to point out that attacking them for picking their nose is childish and ridiculous.
It's impossible for you to do that in less than 15 seconds. You would have to count the number of 'Corbyns' to arrive at that figure and that would take you at least four or five minutes. As I, and others, have pointed out. Totally obsessive.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:50 pm
by Jakubclaret
Rileybobs wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:25 pm
I was actually exaggerating. It takes less than 15 seconds. I clicked on your username, clicked on search users post and typed Corbyn. It’s really not difficult.

And I’m not a Corbyn supporter. You don’t have to be a supporter of someone to point out that attacking them for picking their nose is childish and ridiculous.
He's in the public eye & the leader of the opposition, somebody of that stature shouldn't be really picking his nose in parliament it's unacceptable, I personally don't mind Corbyn but it's not in keeping with the image he's supposed to be representing, with what's gone on you'd be thinking he'd be trying to move heaven & earth to avoid any negative publicity.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:07 pm
by Rileybobs
dermotdermot wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:46 pm
It's impossible for you to do that in less than 15 seconds. You would have to count the number of 'Corbyns' to arrive at that figure and that would take you at least four or five minutes. As I, and others, have pointed out. Totally obsessive.
As I’ve pointed out on numerous occasions the search displays the number of results. It’s really quite simple. Anyway, I’m wasting more than 15 seconds of my time now so that is my last post on this pointless thread.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:09 pm
by dermotdermot
Thank God for that!

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:35 pm
by Greenmile
It never ceases to amaze me how few people understand the search function on this forum.

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:43 pm
by ClaretAndJew
What about Rees Mogg lounging around?

Re: Corbyn picks nose and wipes it all over his beard

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:30 am
by Cryssys
dermotdermot wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:37 pm
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZBIdT2aSs

Has he no self respect whatsoever?
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