Backgammon and similar games

[jdrobbo]

I’ve just been telling was my friend that I hate backgammon. Oh, and draughts too. He said "Hate chess too?" I said, "Don't even get me started on that high-speed rail project."

[middleton claret]

I'll get your coat !!.

[Funkydrummer]

Chess is a brilliant musical.

[jdrobbo]

Chess is a brilliant musical.

“...Oh so good!”

[Dyched]

I were walking the dog along the canal earlier on today. Then the stupid thing decides to jump in, only it couldn’t get back out. Luckily a passing german tourist saw and jumped in to get him out. He said that he’ll be ok once dried off. I said “Aah thank you, are you a vet?”, “Vet?!” He replied, “Vet, I’m ******* soaking”

[Bosscat]

I were walking the dog along the canal earlier on today. Then the stupid thing decides to jump in, only it couldn’t get back out. Luckily a passing german tourist saw and jumped in to get him out. He said that he’ll be ok once dried off. I said “Aah thank you, are you a vet?”, “Vet?!” He replied, “Vet, I’m ******* soaking”

Was he a German Shepherd?






The German Tourist not the Dog obviously

[Burnley1989]

I were walking the dog along the canal earlier on today. Then the stupid thing decides to jump in, only it couldn’t get back out. Luckily a passing german tourist saw and jumped in to get him out. He said that he’ll be ok once dried off. I said “Aah thank you, are you a vet?”, “Vet?!” He replied, “Vet, I’m ******* soaking”

Reminds me of my favourite joke about the Olympian walking through the Olympic village with a long pole in his hand

[Tricky Trevor]

Reminds me of my favourite joke about the Olympian walking through the Olympic village with a long pole in his hand

“Are you a pole vaulter?”
“No, I am German and my name is Hans.”