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Slowthai

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:44 pm

Lads, I can't BELIEVE there isn't a topic on this already. Thought you fellas had your finger on the pulse! Basically what happened is Slowthai had a meltdown ala Rumpus at the NME awards last night and started a brawl with the crowd. Before that he was leering over host Katherine Ryan and put his face between her tits. The guy should have his recording contract ripped up and have the baton passed on to someone more talented and deserving...ie. me :x

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Zlatan » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:04 pm

I googled who he was, expecting him to be somebody from the far east with learning difficulties. I'm still none the wiser.


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Re: Slowthai

Post by SammyBoy » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:06 pm

I stumbled across this during my morning tour of the daily news. I reckon that bloke in the crowd would've sparked him out if he'd got the chance.
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Re: Slowthai

Post by Buxtonclaret » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:08 pm

It's all very sad.
I just don't know what NME awards are coming to... :cry:

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Quickenthetempo » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:21 pm

I saw the meltdown on twitter so had a look.

Complete whopper who won an award for slagging Boris off or something?

Career over me thinks, if he even had one?

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Re: Slowthai

Post by LeadBelly » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:25 pm

I can't BELIEVE there isn't a topic on this already
On this board, we're far too cool to be involved with the NME (or two-penny rappers).

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:26 pm

Mate, he should have been jailed for trying to incite violence. Yet it was the guy who he was trying to attack who was manhandled out of the arena by security. This country's going the dogs! Just waiting for Tim noones take on this.
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Re: Slowthai

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:27 pm

He can have a pint with that other ****head stormzy

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Re: Slowthai

Post by AlargeClaret » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:22 pm

Oh how times change in the once slightly dangerous world of rock n roll ,evidently someone shouted from the audience “ get off you misogynist “ :lol:

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Funkydrummer » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:55 pm

Next stop, big Brother no doubt where hopefully somebody will fill him in.

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:08 pm

He was apparently a prodigy of Professor Green, they did a freestyle rap duet together. Even a moron like Professor Green wouldn't behave like that.

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Funkydrummer » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:16 pm

Never heard of him either.

Where have they all crawled out from, these creatures ?
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Re: Slowthai

Post by Marney&Mee » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:46 pm

LeadBelly wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:25 pm
On this board, we're far too cool to be involved with the NME (or two-penny rappers).
50 Pence put an end to all two penny rappers

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Re: Slowthai

Post by bobinho » Thu Feb 13, 2020 6:11 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:26 pm
Mate, he should have been jailed for trying to incite violence. Yet it was the guy who he was trying to attack who was manhandled out of the arena by security. This country's going the dogs! Just waiting for Tim noones take on this.
I think everyone knows the role of the police in this type of incident...They aren't there to protect US, they are there to protect the wealthy and famous FROM us. They ALWAYS see it that way round...it's the law.

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:59 pm

Imagine being Slowthai this morning, waking up hungover and seeing your appalling behavior all over the news. He made a spectacle of himself, no question about that. REALLY can't wait to see this **** crash and burn.

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Goalposts » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:01 pm

saw it all over twitter ,,but truth is hes just a worthless talentless misogynist and not worth a thread

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:09 pm

He is a piece of ****. I've just seen he has issued a grovelling apology on twitter to Katherine Ryan and has told NME he wants his "hero" award to be forwarded on to her. The damage limitation PR machine in full flow. What an absolute loser.

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Re: Slowthai

Post by tim_noone » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:18 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:26 pm
Mate, he should have been jailed for trying to incite violence. Yet it was the guy who he was trying to attack who was manhandled out of the arena by security. This country's going the dogs! Just waiting for Tim noones take on this.
I'm not privy to any of this...But I'm in agreement with you regarding they Got the wrong guy.....no surprise. Hows Morag?

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Re: Slowthai

Post by Bfcboyo » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:29 am

And this.....
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Makes me happy I am so out of touch and never heard of Slowthai.
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Re: Slowthai

Post by Aclaret » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:45 pm

tim_noone wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:18 pm
I'm not privy to any of this...But I'm in agreement with you regarding they Got the wrong guy.....no surprise. Hows Morag?
How's Morag ? Don't go there Tim.
Its been a while since our friend mentioned her......I wonder why. Perhaps its her split loyalties if you know what i mean, wink wink between Millertime v1.7, tup and Rumpus. Remember he didn't show at Pittodrie when he said he would escort the Burnley fans through any unsavoury incidents, maybe he was otherwise engaged. Morag remember, works in a cafe in the highlands and the mere mention of a large sausage makes her smile. Nice girl is Morag but very misunderstood says Millertime v1.7. Like Tim says, how is Morag ?
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