Men Beware

[Claretlad]

I've just had this said to me...A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.If she is menopausal or menstruating she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his back whilst he's on fire. No further studies are expected on the subject.

[ClaretAndJew]

Thankfully I am and will always remain single and alone.

[djt2006]

I thought this was going to be about women being able to propose on a leap year.

[LoveCurryPies]

One thing is for sure.....no woman will be attracted to a man who creates a thread like this one.

[Lord Beamish]

I thought this was going to be a warning to unmarried lads, who are dating a special girl, that the 29th of February is the one day where it is societally approved for them to propose to their Beau. If the Beau is to refuse he is to buy her a gift of a new pair of gloves on Easter Day.

[bfcjg]

The old joke sprang to mind about a bloke who's chatting up a woman in a bar and she invites him home but says shes actually on her menstrual cycle, he says no problem love I'll follow you home on my moped.

[KateR]

I can't believe you would think we women would be so fickle, and that we don't say what we mean

[Long Time Lurker]

I thought this was going to be a warning to unmarried lads, who are dating a special girl, that the 29th of February is the one day where it is societally approved for them to propose to their Beau. If the Beau is to refuse he is to buy her a gift of a new pair of gloves on Easter Day.

£10 in the club shop and one size fits all

https://shop.burnleyfc.com/claretsstore/LADIESGLOVE

[RingoMcCartney]

£10 in the club shop and one size fits all

https://shop.burnleyfc.com/claretsstore/LADIESGLOVE

Only 5 fingers!?

[Bosscat]

Only 5 fingers!?

No only 4 fingers, the other ones called a thumb Ringo

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/thumb-a-finger-usage/