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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Bosscat » Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:28 pm

OK why has nobody mention hot water

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by tim_noone » Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:43 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:28 pm
OK why has nobody mention hot water
That's for The Ben'e thread.B.C.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by LS7 » Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:44 pm

Washing one’s hands after a slash at football is fairly optional isn’t it

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by DCWat » Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:19 am

Baffling that people are actually arguing in favour of ******* in a sink! It’s **** all to do with desperation. They’ve queued to the point of the urinals to think **** it, I’ll now walk past the area for ******* (waiting perhaps another 30 seconds) to head straight for the sinks and splash **** across the sink and taps etc.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Damo » Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:17 am

I hope most of you were drunk when you were commenting on this thread

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Vegas Claret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:23 am

someone is taking the pi$$
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by pushpinpussy » Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:04 am

BREAKING NEWS!

Burnley fan dies of urine infection

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by fatboy47 » Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:30 am

When youve had a skinful its easy to confuse a red phone box with a public toilet.

Just sayin.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Jakubclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:47 am

fatboy47 wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:30 am
When youve had a skinful its easy to confuse a red phone box with a public toilet.

Just sayin.
I've never done it, but it's not unheard of after a heavy session & a couple of hrs sleep waking up & going for the wardrobe in confusion, you need to go you need to go, the importance is urgency not choosing a suitable spot.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Dinks » Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:49 am

Jakubclaret wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:47 am
I've never done it, but it's not unheard of after a heavy session & a couple of hrs sleep waking up & going for the wardrobe in confusion, you need to go you need to go, the importance is urgency not choosing a suitable spot.
After my heavy sessions as a young man i used to get out of bed in the early hours and p!ss on my brother.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by IanMcL » Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:51 am

It is clear that some fail the standards expected during times of social interaction.

Sadly, education and moral compass were omitted from their life.

The rest of us can only seek to rectify such adverse behaviour.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Bfcboyo » Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:57 am

IanMcL wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:51 am
It is clear that some fail the standards expected during times of social interaction.

Sadly, education and moral compass were omitted from their life.

The rest of us can only seek to rectify such adverse behaviour.
They should all be sent to the guillotine. It is the only way.

Joking aside if I had been in that situation with young kids who also needed the toilet I would have been disgusted.

And should we be able to take young kids to the footy, without them seeing grown men emptying bladder into wash basin , I think so.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Jakubclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:00 am

Dinks wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:49 am
After my heavy sessions as a young man i used to get out of bed in the early hours and p!ss on my brother.
It happens, we would all like to go to toilet to serve the purpose, but the practicalities don't always allow going to the toilet to be a straightforward exercise as some people would like to think, people have problems with their bladders & bowels & illnesses & toilets aren't always accessible & accidents happen.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by IanMcL » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:01 am

That's the bit that we should all be concerned about Bfcboyo. Young folk in the midst of exposed Willie's, which you do not see when standing at a urinal.

Good point.

In any other situation, a culprit exposing would be arrested. You have hit the nail on its head.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Dinks » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:03 am

Jakubclaret wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:00 am
It happens, we would all like to go to toilet to serve the purpose, but the practicalities don't always allow going to the toilet to be a straightforward exercise as some people would like to think, people have problems with their bladders & bowels & illnesses & toilets aren't always accessible & accidents happen.
I think i used to urinate on my brother on purpose after i did it a few times...so it was never an accident ;)

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Jakubclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:05 am

Dinks wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:03 am
I think i used to urinate on my brother on purpose after i did it a few times...so it was never an accident ;)
That's different then, I guess you would have had your reasons at the time, even though I'd struggle to comprehend.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Dinks » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:06 am

Jakubclaret wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:05 am
That's different then, I guess you would have had your reasons at the time, even though I'd struggle to comprehend.
Its a good job we were not brothers then buddy. :D

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:07 am

I'm sure I'm not the only one who urinates in the shower.

Sometimes I even turn the shower on and have one while I'm there.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Jakubclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:09 am

Dinks wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:06 am
Its a good job we were not brothers then buddy. :D
That's true, my watersports version of enjoyment stretches to the local swimming baths & that's as far as it goes, thankfully.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Jakubclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:17 am

Rileybobs wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 9:45 pm
Jesus Christ, I despair. I think bladders are all the same do I? Do you read what you type?

If you can’t hold your pee then either don’t drink as much or go to the toilet before the queues build.

If you agree with me then why are you disagreeing with me? You’ve condoned p!ssing in a public sink. If you don’t believe your stance then you’re arguing with me because of who I am. As I said right at the beginning, you’re really not very good at this so just give it up.
You need to keep hydrated remember, bladders are unique person to person, some people can't plan ahead & do get caught short. I wouldn't personally urinate in a wash basin but in extradionary circumstances I could understand why somebody would.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by pureclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:21 am

I think that if you think urine is sterile , think again, whilst it may not be life threatening it is not good practice as the toxins and bacteria in it when mixed with the outside air and other bacteria can cause other problems that may have worse effects.
Just whilst we are talking about these sort of practices, Apparently a study in France has shown that 1 in 5 men only change there underwear twice per week, only 2 out of 5 change daily, so just wonder what our readers practice, I myself shower every day and change underwear daily

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Squarepusher » Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:24 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:17 am
You need to keep hydrated remember, bladders are unique person to person, some people can't plan ahead & do get caught short. I wouldn't personally urinate in a wash basin but in extradionary circumstances I could understand why somebody would.
Call me a cynic, but I doubt that's the case with those urinating in the sink at matches. Fair enough if it is, but I doubt it.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Bigvince » Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:32 pm

Three pages for somebody p!ssing in a sink :lol:
Only on this forum
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Woonderbah » Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:33 pm

Better to pish in sink than sink in pish glug glug

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Jakubclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:34 pm

Squarepusher wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:24 pm
Call me a cynic, but I doubt that's the case with those urinating in the sink at matches. Fair enough if it is, but I doubt it.
I wasn't there, I never witnessed anything so unwise to comment, just a general observation more than anything.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by IanMcL » Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:43 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:07 am
I'm sure I'm not the only one who urinates in the shower.

Sometimes I even turn the shower on and have one while I'm there.
Had not realised you had a shower FF!

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by IanMcL » Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:48 pm

pureclaret wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:21 am
I think that if you think urine is sterile , think again, whilst it may not be life threatening it is not good practice as the toxins and bacteria in it when mixed with the outside air and other bacteria can cause other problems that may have worse effects.
Just whilst we are talking about these sort of practices, Apparently a study in France has shown that 1 in 5 men only change there underwear twice per week, only 2 out of 5 change daily, so just wonder what our readers practice, I myself shower every day and change underwear daily
But you wear your Burnley shirt every day for the season,, without washing! :o :o :lol: :lol:

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by IanMcL » Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:50 pm

This is not about peeing in the sink, it is about exposing your willie when young folk are present, in a public place.

It is easy to say they are not there at the commencement, however, the young folk could appear at any time. It then becomes a criminal act! Just don't do it.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by tim_noone » Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:55 pm

Bigvince wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:32 pm
Three pages for somebody p!ssing in a sink :lol:
Only on this forum
Look what happened to Turtle on this Forum...be Warned.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Gerry Hattrick » Sun Mar 01, 2020 3:27 pm

Bfcboyo wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 9:55 pm
Who has a pish in the shower , come on own up.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by box_of_frogs » Sun Mar 01, 2020 3:31 pm

tim_noone wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:55 pm
Look what happened to Turtle on this Forum...be Warned.
Prison?! :shock: :?

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by TVC15 » Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:10 pm

Jakubclaret wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:47 am
I've never done it, but it's not unheard of after a heavy session & a couple of hrs sleep waking up & going for the wardrobe in confusion, you need to go you need to go, the importance is urgency not choosing a suitable spot.
Mmmm ???
Is it just somebody you know who does that ?
Ok then !

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by tim_noone » Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:36 pm

box_of_frogs wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 3:31 pm
Prison?! :shock: :?
P!ssed on his chips. :D

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Jakubclaret » Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:51 pm

TVC15 wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:10 pm
Mmmm ???
Is it just somebody you know who does that ?
Ok then !
It's been mentioned before, I'm sure of it, you'd have to be far gone & to be honest when you are smashed, it ranks pretty low on the daft list of things you can get upto!

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by houseboy » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:09 pm

I think that it is poor practice, however, some circumstances may require it given that the only other option is to pee on the floor or in your pants. I'm not talking about some guy who has just had too much to drink or such like but some people have genuine problems in that department and 'holding it' is not always an option. The term 'when you gotta go you gotta go' apllies in some circumstances. It is unfortunate but alas it is the way things are for some people.

We shouldn't be too quick to judge - who knows what lies ahead for any of us?
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Rick_Muller » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:15 pm

houseboy wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:09 pm
I think that it is poor practice, however, some circumstances may require it given that the only other option is to pee on the floor or in your pants. I'm not talking about some guy who has just had too much to drink or such like but some people have genuine problems in that department and 'holding it' is not always an option. The term 'when you gotta go you gotta go' apllies in some circumstances. It is unfortunate but alas it is the way things are for some people.

We shouldn't be too quick to judge - who knows what lies ahead for any of us?
For me with bowel disease is that I often have a real urgency to have a bowel movement and I don't get much notice. Interestingly on Saturday I preempted the need and spoke to a steward who was manning the disabled toilet before the game and he agreed that if I needed to go urgently he would let me into the disabled toilet, I often get stopped or queried when I use disabled toilets so I check in advance now where I can. I showed him my "cant wait" card from my Crohns and Colitis UK membership, and this helped him understand. As it was, I only needed to pee, so I didn't take up the option and I suffered in the crush like everyone else.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by houseboy » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:16 pm

IanMcL wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:50 pm
This is not about peeing in the sink, it is about exposing your willie when young folk are present, in a public place.

It is easy to say they are not there at the commencement, however, the young folk could appear at any time. It then becomes a criminal act! Just don't do it.
I take it you've never been in a changing room then? Swimming baths/sports centre? I don't see guys hiding their tackle when kids are in there. I doubt if having it out in a place like that is 'illegal'. Same sex changing rooms must be immune from illegality in that respect I would have thought? Of course I don't know for sure but it would be hard to prosecute I would have thought. So would it not be the same in a toilet, given that no more can be seen when doing it in the sink than in a urinal.

Interesting question though.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by TVC15 » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:19 pm

That possibly is the case houseboy but it’s very unlikely that the small fraction of people who are in this unfortunate position would put themselves in a situation where they are having to go to public toilets at the busiest time.
In truth we all know that it’s extremely unlikely that this was the reason why this happened at Newcastle and it was far more likely to do with beer and not giving a sh-it about anyone else.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by houseboy » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:21 pm

TVC15 wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:19 pm
That possibly is the case houseboy but it’s very unlikely that the small fraction of people who are in this unfortunate position would put themselves in a situation where they are having to go to public toilets at the busiest time.
In truth we all know that it’s extremely unlikely that this was the reason why this happened at Newcastle and it was far more likely to do with beer and not giving a sh-it about anyone else.
I've no doubt about that bud and they were wrong, but I was just posing a 'possible' explanation for some people. :D

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Marney&Mee » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:39 pm

Received a letter from school last week, reprimanding my son for urinating in one of the sinks.

I don't think he'll be Deputy Head there for much longer...
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by IanMcL » Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:15 pm

houseboy wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:16 pm
I take it you've never been in a changing room then? Swimming baths/sports centre? I don't see guys hiding their tackle when kids are in there. I doubt if having it out in a place like that is 'illegal'. Same sex changing rooms must be immune from illegality in that respect I would have thought? Of course I don't know for sure but it would be hard to prosecute I would have thought. So would it not be the same in a toilet, given that no more can be seen when doing it in the sink than in a urinal.

Interesting question though.
The point though, is that peeing in a sink would very much put the part on view, whereas a urinal is the opposite.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by houseboy » Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:26 pm

IanMcL wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:15 pm
The point though, is that peeing in a sink would very much put the part on view, whereas a urinal is the opposite.
The most amazing thing about all this is that we are actually discussing it. You can kinda tell we had a 0-0 at weekend. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Devils_Advocate » Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:47 pm

houseboy wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:26 pm
The most amazing thing about all this is that we are actually discussing it. You can kinda tell we had a 0-0 at weekend. :lol: :lol:
I believe Shearer and Lineker did a feature on this for the Newcastle v Burnley game analysis on MOTD but it got cut from the final edit. Shame really cos it made it look like all their focus was on Newcastle rather than us.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Volvoclaret » Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:53 pm

My rule is that it's ok if you remove the washing up first.😁
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Stan Tastic » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:00 pm

Will nobody think of the poor sinks?

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Bosscat » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:28 pm

Marney&Mee wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:39 pm
Received a letter from school last week, reprimanding my son for urinating in one of the sinks.

I don't think he'll be Deputy Head there for much longer...
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by bfcjg » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:16 pm

I got in trouble for urinating in a toilet once ffs. Also I cant show my face in the Nelson branch of B&Q until the court order has elapsed.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:39 pm

During the 1970s I was invited into this 'hippy' types house. After a few beers I needed to empty my clogs and asked where the bog was. I was requested to go in the kitchen sink, after putting in the plug. They both said they liked to wash their hair in it because it makes their hair shine.

I doubted this at first since I thought they might be taking the p1ss.

I then obliged of course.

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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:48 pm

It's the midgets I feel sorry for.

Imagine not even having the option.
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Re: Urinating in the basin

Post by Bosscat » Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:03 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:16 pm
I got in trouble for urinating in a toilet once ffs. Also I cant show my face in the Nelson branch of B&Q until the court order has elapsed.
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