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Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:21 am
by houseboy
Was just checking the Argentine scores at weekend as I do and noticed that Carlos Tevez had scored the winner in Bocas game. Looked at the leading scorers table and found he was 4th highest scorer in the league - not too shabby at 36 is it? Had a look at his career this morning out of interest and was a little surprised at how much he has won over the years and even more shocked at what he has earned. Great player.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:24 am
by Lord Beamish
And hideously ugly to boot.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:27 am
by TVC15
Including an Olympic gold medal in 2004 !!

He was a very good player for sure.
Against Burnley he destroyed us at the Turf under Coyle but earlier in the season at the away game v City where we somehow got a 3-3 draw Tevez had one of the worst games I have ever seen !!
But most of the time he was a really good player who could have got in most if not all sides in the world at his peak.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:30 am
by Gordaleman
Lord Beamish wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:24 am
And hideously ugly to boot.
That's mostly because of the rope burn around his neck where someone tried to hang him. He could have had it removed with the wages he earns, but he chose to keep it to remind himself where he came from.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:34 am
by Dyched
Brilliant player.

People forget just how good Man U were around 2008/9 with arguably Rooneys best years along side Tevez and Ronaldo.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:36 am
by THEWELLERNUT70
TVC15 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:27 am
Including an Olympic gold medal in 2004 !!

He was a very good player for sure.
Against Burnley he destroyed us at the Turf under Coyle but earlier in the season at the away game v City where we somehow got a 3-3 draw Tevez had one of the worst games I have ever seen !!
But most of the time he was a really good player who could have got in most if not all sides in the world at his peak.
Point of order

It was under Laws at The Turf

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:40 am
by Lord Beamish
Gordaleman wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:30 am
That's mostly because of the rope burn around his neck where someone tried to hang him. He could have had it removed with the wages he earns, but he chose to keep it to remind himself where he came from.
He was accidentally burned with scalding water as a kid. The rest is reasonably accurate.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:45 am
by randomclaret2
What has his appearance got to do with anything ?

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:48 am
by Blackrod
randomclaret2 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:45 am
What has his appearance got to do with anything ?
Exactly what I thought. I’m sure the person posting it is a real Adonis.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:49 am
by duncandisorderly
Image


RIP

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:50 am
by Gordaleman
Lord Beamish wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:40 am
He was accidentally burned with scalding water as a kid. The rest is reasonably accurate.
You are correct, my apologies. Maybe I'm mixing him up with someone else?

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:52 am
by Eloise Laws
Exactly what I thought.
Me too......silly pointless comment!

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:55 am
by Bosscat
Lord Beamish wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:24 am
And hideously ugly to boot.
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Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:07 pm
by Coolbreeze799
Kissed maradona too

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:32 pm
by Lord Beamish
randomclaret2 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:45 am
What has his appearance got to do with anything ?
Nothing really. I just think it’s notable that he looks like someone has set fire to his face and then put it out with a golf shoe.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:34 pm
by houseboy
Bosscat wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:55 am
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Only you Boss, only you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:43 pm
by chekhov
Lord Beamish wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:32 pm
Nothing really. I just think it’s notable that he looks like someone has set fire to his face and then put it out with a golf shoe.
Gee whizz you really are the comedian.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:43 pm
by TVC15
Lighten up folks
he’s pig ugly and a very good footballer

It’s not like anybody doesn’t talk about appearances when they are writing about Beckham, Ronaldo or on the other end of the beauty spectrum Rooney, Tevez and the worst of all the picture of a young David Moyes when he played for someone in Scotland (sorry can’t be bothered to post a pic but believe me he makes Carlos Tevez look like George Clooney !)

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:46 pm
by Bosscat
TVC15 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:43 pm
Lighten up folks
he’s pig ugly and a very good footballer

It’s not like anybody doesn’t talk about appearances when they are writing about Beckham, Ronaldo or on the other end of the beauty spectrum Rooney, Tevez and the worst of all the picture of a young David Moyes when he played for someone in Scotland (sorry can’t be bothered to post a pic but believe me he makes Carlos Tevez look like George Clooney !)
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Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:49 pm
by TVC15
Mother of God

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:51 pm
by Bosscat
TVC15 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:49 pm
Mother of God
A face only a mother could love TVC :lol:

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:53 pm
by TVC15
Bosscat wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:51 pm
A face only a mother could love TVC :lol:
Let’s hope the poor woman was blind eh !

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:55 pm
by Lord Beamish
TVC15 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:49 pm
Mother of God
When he was born the midwife had to have gas and air!

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:55 pm
by tim_noone
Lord Beamish wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:24 am
And hideously ugly to boot.
Picture please

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:56 pm
by Bosscat
TVC15 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:53 pm
Let’s hope the poor woman was blind eh !
To be fair it does look like the smaller picture had been photoshopped a bit :lol:

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:57 pm
by Bosscat
tim_noone wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:55 pm
Picture please
Its the pic on the left really Timbob :D
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Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:59 pm
by Bosscat
Must admit the disappointment that Hulk wasn't actually Green skinned ......
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Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:17 pm
by IanMcL
randomclaret2 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:45 am
What has his appearance got to do with anything ?
He scored some ugly goals!

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:20 pm
by IanMcL
Blimey Moyes is based on a triangle!

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:47 pm
by Pearcey
Lord Beamish wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:32 pm
Nothing really. I just think it’s notable that he looks like someone has set fire to his face and then put it out with a golf shoe.
I logged in just to like that!! :lol: :lol: I’ll definitely be using it in the future.

Re: Carlos Tevez

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 10:25 pm
by Funkydrummer
There was a joke going around at the time he was at City, that the manager came into the
changing room in pre season and said that he was bringing in some new faces. Tevez said brilliant
boss,can I have one please ?