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Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:47 pm
by Billy Balfour
A sharp drop in tourism due to the coronavirus reportedly forced monkeys who inhabit Prang Sam Yod temple complex to forage farther from their turf, eventually escalating into an all-out street fight with another tribe of monkeys on Tuesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9VwC3sWdc

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:49 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
How do you know who is on which side

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:50 pm
by houseboy
claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:49 pm
How do you know who is on which side
Racist...not all monkeys look alike you know. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:50 pm
by RalphCoatesComb
Coming to a street near you once all of the pasta has gone ;)

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:53 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
houseboy wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:50 pm
Racist...not all monkeys look alike you know. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:D :D didn't consider that, apologies to all those I have offended. Statement will be released later on twitter after speaking to my lawyers and a donation made to kick it out :D

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:57 pm
by Zlatan
it's easy to understand the animalistic links between this and football hooliganism

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:58 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Zlatan wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:57 pm
it's easy to understand the animalistic links between this and football hooliganism

Especially the one who is a Blackburn fan bouncing up and down on his own being held back by an invisible forcefield :D

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:01 pm
by jollyjack
Apart form the allegation that they are competing for food resources, not because of their shirt colour or because someone has called their "firm" out.

Looked a bit like Leeds v Millwall from the 70s I must admit.

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:02 pm
by houseboy
claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:58 pm
Especially the one who is a Blackburn fan bouncing up and down on his own being held back by an invisible forcefield :D
Did anyone on here actually witness the Rovers fan head butting a Burnley coach at Ewood a few years ago? Just wondered because it is one of the oddest things I've heard.

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:15 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Bloody youtube. Watched the monkey video, got sidetracked by videos of smart--arse drivers getting one over stupid traffic cops, including two Florida dumbasses who pulled over the state's first female, black attorney and then half an hour watching a tutorial on card counting during blackjack games. D'oh !

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:20 pm
by clansman
Does remind me of Carlisle v Burnley in the year Andy Payton made his debut!!!!!

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:28 pm
by Bosscat
houseboy wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:02 pm
Did anyone on here actually witness the Rovers fan head butting a Burnley coach at Ewood a few years ago? Just wondered because it is one of the oddest things I've heard.
I thought it was a Bolton Wanderers fans minibus Ian... but I might be mistaken :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:38 pm
by evensteadiereddie
How far away was he ?

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:47 pm
by HunterST_BFC
There is now a curfew on all monkey bars

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:10 pm
by Bullabill
Just because you're making a 'movie' it doesn't mean you have to move the bloody camera !!

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:18 pm
by IanMcL
Real hooligans and not a police monkey in sight!

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:37 pm
by Volvoclaret
I recognised Eddie and Andrew on one side and Ringo and Kate ont other
Kate, that was a low blow!! 😂

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:44 pm
by AlargeClaret
Do they have Black Friday in India ?

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:30 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Looks like Marseille during the Euro's.

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:23 am
by houseboy
Bosscat wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:28 pm
I thought it was a Bolton Wanderers fans minibus Ian... but I might be mistaken :lol: :lol: :lol:
I actually wondered about that mate - after I posted I thought the same thing but I wasn't sure. Isn't it the oddest thing ever, it's a bit like an extreme version of Basil Fawlty thrashing his car with a branch. :lol:

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:08 am
by HitchinClaret
A cardiff fan headbutted our minibus while we were waiting at the traffic lights, blood everywhere, absolute looney

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:36 pm
by KateR
Volvoclaret wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:37 pm
I recognised Eddie and Andrew on one side and Ringo and Kate ont other
Kate, that was a low blow!! 😂
:lol: ohhh dear as it got that bad, I do apologise and will try to do better, but yes low blows are the only way for me to make any impact, just hoping it was not spotted :roll:

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:44 pm
by Coolbreeze799
Billy Balfour wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:47 pm
A sharp drop in tourism due to the coronavirus reportedly forced monkeys who inhabit Prang Sam Yod temple complex to forage farther from their turf, eventually escalating into an all-out street fight with another tribe of monkeys on Tuesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9VwC3sWdc
Reminds me of ivy bank v habergham in 2001

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:55 pm
by Stayingup
At least they were on the street unlike the drunken animals brawling on a recent Easyjet flight from Manchester to Alicante which caused the plane to return TWICE to the stand. Airports should be banned from sell8ng alcohol and it should be banned on board also.

EDIT. Of course the monkeys will have more brains than these disruptive louts. Hope they get huge fine.

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:26 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Some big er, mandrills in that video.... :?

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:32 pm
by Claret32yrs
Coolbreeze799 wrote:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:44 pm
Reminds me of ivy bank v habergham in 2001
Reminds me of our school against any other school in Accrington between 84 and 89. A few broke out onto and closed the main road. Crikey! We became better strategic planners in those five years than we did at our GCSE's :lol: Happy Days!

Re: Mass monkey brawl.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:54 pm
by Volvoclaret
KateR wrote:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:36 pm
:lol: ohhh dear as it got that bad, I do apologise and will try to do better, but yes low blows are the only way for me to make any impact, just hoping it was not spotted :roll:
I did spot it and saw where you grabbed Eddie. Not fair, you know he talks out of it.