The virtual Manchester City game

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:18 pm

YEEEEEES! Dwiiiiiiiiiight, Dwight'll tear you apart again

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:18 pm

VAR checking

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:19 pm

It's a goal

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:19 pm

You are joking me. Sack it off. It's ruining the game.

Gordaleman · Post by **Gordaleman** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:19 pm

Longsidebovril wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:18 pm
VAR checking

Maybe it came off Vydra's gloves?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:20 pm

Yessssss!

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:20 pm

Yes! come on. 3-2. We can do this.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:21 pm

Theres some fans on the pitch?

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:21 pm

Is that.... a parachute?

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:21 pm

Bumble Bee said to Sandra Dee
Have you heard of the Clydebank guarantee
Sands said no, I don't think so
We are the Longsight, virt-ually

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:22 pm

Oh god it’s Chico!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:22 pm

They think it's all over?? It is now!

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:23 pm

Burnley players go to applaud the fans . Talks and Mee help Vydra clap his massive gloves

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:23 pm

3-2 final whistle. Damn.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:24 pm

There's some on my row leaving early.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:24 pm

Spiral wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:23 pm
3-2 final whistle. Damn.

Erm... Burnley won.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:25 pm

Ref brings teams back to the pitch as the result didn't coincide with Shekh Mansours Ladbrokes double.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:26 pm

I'm off to the virtual pub now ...what a game!

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:26 pm

Stuck in traffic

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:29 pm

Shhhhhhh ....Sports Report is on

Do do do do do do do do do diddly do do do
Diddly do do do
Diddly do do do

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:31 pm

Are we on motd last?

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:33 pm

MOTD cancelled because of corona. Mrs Browns Boys on in its place, I think.

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:40 pm

Just got home . Wife says the bloke in bed with her was checking for coronavirus.

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:41 pm

I was, though, I swear.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:41 pm

Post match interviews on... Pep says they were robbed.

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:45 pm

So glad we won. I thought we lost 3-2. I was a bit...distracted.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:47 pm

Spiral wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:41 pm
I was, though, I swear.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:52 pm

Wheres Madge ?

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:02 pm

Self isolating.

Bigvince · Post by **Bigvince** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:04 pm

Is anybody home yet?

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:11 pm

SD saying we deserved the points.

And JBG is touch and go for next week....

ALP · Post by **ALP** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:12 pm

Spiral wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:45 pm
So glad we won. I thought we lost 3-2. I was a bit...distracted.

What? Savouring your highly sought after Twix

LeadBelly · Post by **LeadBelly** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:23 pm

Could I have paid on the virtual gate?

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:29 pm

Spiral wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:02 pm
Self isolating.

I hope for her sake her batteries don't run out.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:35 pm

Jesus !!!sean has just sneezed directly into pep's mouth from all of four inches away !!!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:37 pm

LeadBelly wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:23 pm
Could I have paid on the virtual gate?

Bitcoin is acceptable.

Leisure · Post by **Leisure** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:57 pm

Very enjoyable and funny thread. Well done lads/lassies!

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:58 pm

sorry been out, did the message board go down ?

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:08 am

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:49 pm
Great save!from Vydra there who replaced pope in goal.

I’ve just watched it back. You must’ve been in the gods. It’s not Vydra. It’s joe Hart.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:11 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:08 am
I’ve just watched it back. You must’ve been in the gods. It’s not Vydra. It’s joe Hart.

That was last season's game have you been in a coroma?

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:17 am

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:11 am
That was last season's game have you been in a coroma?

Dodgy stream. We started off with Kev McDonald playing, then boyd scores before hart comes on. Think Shaun goater even scored.

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:52 am

I always get a programme when I go to the match but didn’t see any before virtual kick off. Anyone got a spare virtual programme for this one?

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:23 am

Was really looking forward to the game today but wasn't informed it had been rearranged. Proper gutted, sounded like a match for the ages.

Garnerssoap · Post by **Garnerssoap** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:42 pm

Pulled jacqui oatley on the tram back into town. Back scuttled her in Wetherspoons bogs and she’s now getting me a pint of real ale. Great day

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:08 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:14 pm
COME ON UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CLARETS!!

Ffs stop doing that I ejected a bit of sex wee

Awayfromburnley · Post by **Awayfromburnley** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:10 pm

I've just been let out of the police station. I was the one who went on the pitch.

I saw one person come back from the loo and he can't have possibly been for a wee and back and washed his hands properly, in that time. Then he coughed.

So I panicked and had to leg it.

I've been given a ban for the rest of the season.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:18 pm

Awayfromburnley wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:10 pm
I've just been let out of the police station. I was the one who went on the pitch.

I saw one person come back from the loo and he can't have possibly been for a wee and back and washed his hands properly, in that time. Then he coughed.

So I panicked and had to leg it.

I've been given a ban for the rest of the season.

Good! And keep away from Burnley.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:25 pm

Apparently Guardiola given 2 games to save his job after the Sheik witnessed the Burnley masterclass.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:59 pm

Well thats the title handed to The Kloppites then

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:06 pm

Garnerssoap wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:42 pm
Pulled jacqui oatley on the tram back into town. Back scuttled her in Wetherspoons bogs and she’s now getting me a pint of real ale. Great day

Real ale in Wetherspoons??? I believed everything you said till you said that you lying *******!!!