The virtual Manchester City game

[gawthorpe_view]

MOTD cancelled because of corona. Mrs Browns Boys on in its place, I think.

You'd have thought the BBC would have put something funny on in place of MOTD to cheer us up.

[gawthorpe_view]

Is anybody home yet?

Never left, self-isolating.

[cricketfieldclarets]

Dyche to city?

[Buxtonclaret]

Ffs stop doing that I ejected a bit of sex wee

And to make matters worse, they've sold out of tissues & bog roll at the shops?

[timshorts]

Ffs. Win 3-2 at City and we are still on last on virtual match of the day. I'm sure there's a good reason why Brighton 0 arsenal 0 is on first though. Maybe Brighton had a shot on target.

[Paul Waine]

Has no one put up the player ratings yet?

Great game. Some beautiful football and 3 class goals.

UTC

[bfcjg]

Pope 8 loved the dribble and back heel pass. Shame Southgate was reading Pickford weekly when he did it
Bardsley 8
Tarkowski 9 had Aguero in his pocket
Mee 9 had Jesus in his pocket.
Taylor 8
Hendrick 8
Westwood 10 mom Look and learn De Bruyne
Cork 8 solid
McNeil 10 joint mom
Wood 9
Vydra 9 class

Jay Rod 8
Dyche 10 tactics spot on against the modern day Wimbledon crazy gang.
Great performance.

[jdrobbo]

VAR checking possible handball....

[tim_noone]

VAR checking possible handball....

What? Nearly 24hours later..... give over.

[Rileybobs]

Just waiting for Boysie to have a pop at Dyche for bringing on Brownhill so late.

[Espia]

Good post match interview with SD....
SD : "Very pleased with our shape and work rate. Atitude was excellent and suffered no distractions with all that's going on in the country. But then we were always going to have the edge on that one as we've got an all British squad and we just stayed calm and carried on"
INTERVIEWER : "But Vydra's a Czech"
SD : "Really...I thought he was Welsh!"