All this is really a bit jaw dropping , and quite a shock !

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All this is really a bit jaw dropping , and quite a shock !

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:27 am

this whole thing has just kind of crept up on me, not sure if I just didnt pay enough attention to the news before.
And here we are....no football, imminent death, and fortunately no glastonbury or grand national, or masters golf, or some cricket in pakistan, so its swings and roundabouts.

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:30 am

Grand national most overhyped and disappointing event I’ve ever attended. And full of absolute cretins. Wouldn’t have been a bad thing if a few there got a cold!
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Re: All this is really a bit jaw dropping , and quite a shock !

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:34 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:30 am
Grand national most overhyped and disappointing event I’ve ever attended. And full of absolute cretins. Wouldn’t have been a bad thing if a few there got a cold!
Hey I've bin t' National and it's good crack.

We even sang to Sue Barker about how much we loved her.

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:35 am

because life is virtually over, i put on talk sports coverage of cheltenham....roll on coronavirus and finish me off now please.

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:38 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:34 am
Hey I've bin t' National and it's good crack.

We even sang to Sue Barker about how much we loved her.
It was probably a while before I went. Sniffed up snapchat generation on the train spilling black currant cider over my mrs dress who they hadn’t even noticed or offered a seat up to started the day off badly. When we got there it was full of much the same. Only scouse.

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Re: All this is really a bit jaw dropping , and quite a shock !

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:45 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:38 am
It was probably a while before I went. Sniffed up snapchat generation on the train spilling black currant cider over my mrs dress who they hadn’t even noticed or offered a seat up to started the day off badly. When we got there it was full of much the same. Only scouse.
Well that's not good.

You should have started windmilling the scrotes :)

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:46 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:45 am
Well that's not good.

You should have started windmilling the scrotes :)
I’d long since mellowed.

I just pitied them.

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Post by Hibsclaret » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:48 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:34 am
Hey I've bin t' National and it's good crack.

We even sang to Sue Barker about how much we loved her.
Are you Cliff Richard by any chance?
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Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:53 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:46 am
I’d long since mellowed.

I just pitied them.
I can't say I've tried Snapchat or Cocaine.

I can imagine though.

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Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:57 am

Hibsclaret wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:48 am
Are you Cliff Richard by any chance?

Unfortunately not.

But Sue Barker definitely was drinking from a tin a Special Brew off air.

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Post by MACCA » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:53 am

Hibsclaret wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:48 am
Are you Cliff Richard by any chance?
Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:53 am


I can't say I've tried Snapchat or Cocaine.

I can imagine though.
Clearly John Lennon...
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Post by claret2018 » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:36 am

The races is the worst day out I’ve ever done. Standing around on a crowded patch of concrete all day surrounded by total bell
ends.

You’d have a better time just sat in the pub
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Post by Lord Rothbury » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:49 am

What do people expect to find at Aintree when a large number of Scousers gather together . They are fed weekly on the inane ramblings of Herr Klopp. "That horse is world-class why run that way it could have run a proper race"
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Post by TVC15 » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:59 am

In light of recent panic buying, UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits:

Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

Tesco: 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 2kg pasta.

Co-op: 12 toilet rolls, 1kg pasta.

Aldi: 2 trumpets, 1 diving suit and a MIG welder.
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Post by Spijed » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:05 am

TVC15 wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:59 am
In light of recent panic buying, UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits:

Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

Tesco: 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 2kg pasta.

Co-op: 12 toilet rolls, 1kg pasta.

Aldi: 2 trumpets, 1 diving suit and a MIG welder.
I coughed in public yesterday and four people spun round. I felt like I was on the voice
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Post by Cubanclaret » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:24 am

Glastonbury not pulled....yet

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Re: All this is really a bit jaw dropping , and quite a shock !

Post by Firthy » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:42 am

TVC15 wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:59 am
In light of recent panic buying, UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits:

Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

Tesco: 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 2kg pasta.

Co-op: 12 toilet rolls, 1kg pasta.

Aldi: 2 trumpets, 1 diving suit and a MIG welder.
They need to put a limit on tins of Oxtail soup as well. Went shopping this morning for our normal shop and Tesco sold out of Heinz Oxtail soup, our son his home for a few days and loves his Oxtail soup, he'll be gutted. Bloody Coronavirus has a lot to answer for :o :lol:

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Post by TVC15 » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:48 am

In other breaking news due to the rise in panic buying Aldi have announced that they’re in talks to possibly open Till Number 3.
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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:25 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:53 am
I can't say I've tried Snapchat or Cocaine.

I can imagine though.
Ditto

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Post by tim_noone » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:32 pm

claret2018 wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:36 am
The races is the worst day out I’ve ever done. Standing around on a crowded patch of concrete all day surrounded by total bell
ends.

You’d have a better time just sat in the pub
Racing in Yorkshire is a very good day out during the nicer weather. Always loved Cheltenham but wouldn't attend that or Aintree tbh.
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