Is anyone as fantastic as me?

Claret32yrs · Post by **Claret32yrs** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm

Just curious.

Who is actually 'superior'?

I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.

So what makes you able?

Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.

I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.

You talk of pies and peas.

Sigh!

Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.

This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:27 pm

jollyjack · Post by **jollyjack** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:27 pm

Very pleased to hear it!

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:28 pm

Idiot

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:33 pm

"I am clearly wheat" ..You sound like a turd to me and you can't polish a turd.

Stockbrokerbelt · Post by **Stockbrokerbelt** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:35 pm

You sir are just fluff from my tea towel holder, I’m superior in every way especially with the ladies

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:35 pm

conyoviejo wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:33 pm
"I am clearly wheat" ..You sound like a turd to me and you can't polish a turd.

No he is 'weat'

Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:37 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:35 pm
No he is 'weat'

A weatard..

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:38 pm

conyoviejo wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:37 pm
A weatard..

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:42 pm

You are clearly Bulgur.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:43 pm

The Enclosure wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:42 pm
You are clearly Bulgur.

Perhaps he's from Durum

Paul Waine · Post by **Paul Waine** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:43 pm

Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.
I am clearly wheat.

I have to avoid wheat, I have a gluten allergy.

Goalposts · Post by **Goalposts** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:44 pm

its confirmed that those that dont exhibit the classic corona virus symptoms, may suffer from a far more damaging aspect of the virus

Complete Idiocy from which no vaccine will ever be found and sadly leaves the individual impaired for life

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:58 pm

I can’t decide if Claret32yrs is an ‘influencer’ or suffering from influenza?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:04 pm

LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:58 pm
I can’t decide if Claret32yrs is an ‘influencer’ or suffering from influenza?

In that case he needs to be isolated....

No closer than 2 metres and immersed in 60% Alcohol....

Actually reading the OP I think he has been immersed in 60% alcohol and drunk most of it

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:45 pm

I look down on venison and pheasant. It is food for the masses.
People bring me plentiful supplies of these products not for veneration but in recognition of the divers benefits that I bring to their lives.
But I spurn their offerings. For not only is venison bad for the colon, but it is course and a bourgoise partaking for those who dine on Swan and wild cherry served with the ambrosia of intense chocolade vla.
In other words, town boy, why the f do you think it's great to eat venison and pheasant when for us country bumpkin it's just normal and not particularly special. You really do sound very nouveau middle class.
Try again if you want to convince us all that you are superior.
Personally, I know I can't be superior to most on here as I wasn't at the Orient game, although as with most of the key moments of universal history I can remember exactly where I was at the time.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:19 am

Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.

Who is actually 'superior'?

I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.

So what makes you able?

Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.

I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.

You talk of pies and peas.

Sigh!

Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.

This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.

Saxo.

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:56 am

Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.

Who is actually 'superior'?

I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.

So what makes you able?

Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.

I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.

You talk of pies and peas.

Sigh!

Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.

This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.

When you grow up you will understand. Don't worry it will be ok.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:57 am

Well! ....We won't be hearing from him for a while.

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:20 am

This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.
[/quote]

Whilst we were roasting chestnuts at the country club tonight, old Smithers-Horsely commented on how this virus is to rid the world of the lower classes or to reduce the ageing population.

Oh, how we chuckled.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:22 am

He's clearly posh enough to afford the finest crack that money can buy!

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:25 am

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:19 am
Saxo.

Not sure he is clever enough to be saxo

Bigvince · Post by **Bigvince** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:19 am

Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:20 pm
Just curious.

Who is actually 'superior'?

I am Superior. There aren't many when it comes to being a Burnley fan. Being middle class takes most of you out.

So what makes you able?

Genuinely curious. Wealth. Looking down on **** (council estate especially) let's face it we need to revamp it.

I like Venison, Quail eggs, pheasant.

You talk of pies and peas.

Sigh!

Pushpinpussy seems to be of some level similar.

This entire corona is not relevant to me I don't mix with lower class anyway. It is annoying you exist to be honest. Coronavirus was designed to remove the weat from the chaff.
I am clearly wheat.

Is that you Woody

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:31 am

More like Ringo, I'd say. He got a proper twatting yesterday for trying to screw up the Coronavirus thread and I suspect this is lame response.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:40 am

Just been reading this thread. My conclusion is...I did too many drugs when I was younger.

Incidentally, while we are talking attributes, I should point out that without a shadow of a doubt I am the best looking on here, by a mile. I am stunning. Grown men have been known to whither in my presence and women throw themselves at me with gay abandon. It's been a tiring life but an enjoyable one thus far.

Hello Boss mate.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:44 am

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:31 am
More like Ringo, I'd say. He got a proper twatting yesterday for trying to screw up the Coronavirus thread and I suspect this is lame response.

Or a certain annoying AF turtle.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:46 am

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:47 am

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:46 am
AF ?

As f...

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:48 am

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:31 am
More like Ringo, I'd say. He got a proper twatting yesterday for trying to screw up the Coronavirus thread and I suspect this is lame response.

What a hypocrite you are you and your cronies are doing to Ringo what you accused me of last week with Imploding Turtle,the only diffrence being your bullying is there to be seen .

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:57 am

houseboy wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:40 am
Just been reading this thread. My conclusion is...I did too many drugs when I was younger.

Incidentally, while we are talking attributes, I should point out that without a shadow of a doubt I am the best looking on here, by a mile. I am stunning. Grown men have been known to whither in my presence and women throw themselves at me with gay abandon. It's been a tiring life but an enjoyable one thus far.

Hello Boss mate.

No Comment

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:01 am

It's impossible to imagine a middle class man going to watch Burnley in 1988.

You would of been made chairman without hesitation.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:13 am

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:48 am
What a hypocrite you are you and your cronies are doing to Ringo what you accused me of last week with Imploding Turtle,the only diffrence being your bullying is there to be seen .

Regarding bullying mate...the best bit of advice my dear departed dad ever gave me was simple and it worked. He said if anyone ever tries to bully you just hit them - they may win the fight but you will win the war because bullies like easy targets. I have never been bullied in my life. Thanks dad.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:57 am

I agree with the original poster, that he is, indeed, fantastic.
This being the meaning of fantastic which applies, in this case.

'fanciful; remote from reality'

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:58 am

houseboy wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:13 am
Regarding bullying mate...the best bit of advice my dear departed dad ever gave me was simple and it worked. He said if anyone ever tries to bully you just hit them - they may win the fight but you will win the war because bullies like easy targets. I have never been bullied in my life. Thanks dad.

bfcmik · Post by **bfcmik** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:35 am

houseboy wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:40 am
Grown men have been known to throw themselves at me with gay abandon and women wither in my presence.

corrected it for you

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:37 am

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:48 am
What a hypocrite you are you and your cronies are doing to Ringo what you accused me of last week with Imploding Turtle,the only diffrence being your bullying is there to be seen .

What a surprise !

Bullied no one, pal and don't be so soft. You know damned well the idiot was trying to wreck the coronavirus thread - a serious subject in my and many other posters' view - by making out he'd somehow been called a racist.
Apparently he was so offended that he did...... absolutely nothing.

I merely pointed out that he was being selfish and if he did indeed have a grievance, he needed to report the offending post(er) to the mods or shut the **** up and let the serious discussions continue without interference.
Whether others agreed or not was up to them. It appears that quite a few did and they made their thoughts clear as did the mods.
Luckily, Ringo saw sense, followed the advice, chose the latter, shut up and dropped the subject.
Your loyalty, albeit misguided, is very touching....

That's all.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:54 am

bfcmik wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:35 am
corrected it for you

You barsteward you. How very dare you?

Nice one though...like it.

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:15 pm

Does the OP not realise that if he built his ivory tower after 1948 he has committed an illegal act and can be subject to arrest immediately

snapcrackleandpop · Post by **snapcrackleandpop** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:27 pm

Thankfully not.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:55 pm

Volvoclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:15 pm
Does the OP not realise that if he built his ivory tower after 1948 he has committed an illegal act and can be subject to arrest immediately

And if he did does he know that anyone having a erection in a public place should have it properly illuminated after dark?

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:11 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:37 am
What a surprise !

Bullied no one, pal and don't be so soft. You know damned well the idiot was trying to wreck the coronavirus thread - a serious subject in my and many other posters' view - by making out he'd somehow been called a racist.
Apparently he was so offended that he did...... absolutely nothing.
I merely pointed out that he was being selfish and if he did indeed have a grievance, he needed to report the offending post(er) to the mods or shut the **** up and let the serious discussions continue without interference.
Whether others agreed or not was up to them. It appears that quite a few did and they made their thoughts clear as did the mods.
Luckily, Ringo saw sense, followed the advice, chose the latter, shut up and dropped the subject.
Your loyalty, albeit misguided, is very touching....
That's all.

You think the Coronavirus thread was only wrecked by Ringo?

I looked early on and it was just arguing, then about 7 pages later as threads merged on to it.
Guess what?
Still the same posters arguing.

At least it keeps them all on the one thread.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:43 pm

That's true enough, get them into lockdown on one particular thread....
Seriously though, the virus thread was also getting very interesting with quite a few posters discussing their personal experiences, circumstances and fears in quite an open, honest way and then you get some chump posting four, I think it was, consecutive comments without anybody bothering to respond, bleating about some perceived slight or other. It was only when he got soundly twatted that he began to backtrack and toe the line. Embarrassing and utterly pointless.
Still, no harm done.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:46 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:43 pm
That's true enough, get them into lockdown on one particular thread....
Seriously though, the virus thread was also getting very interesting with quite a few posters discussing their personal experiences, circumstances and fears in quite an open, honest way and then you get some chump posting four, I think it was, consecutive comments without anybody bothering to respond, bleating about some perceived slight or other. It was only when he got soundly twatted that he began to backtrack and toe the line. Embarrassing and utterly pointless.
Still, no harm done.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:58 pm

houseboy wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:55 pm
And if he did does he know that anyone having a erection in a public place should have it properly illuminated after dark?

We have s statute in our Parish Council rules...

No permanent Erection is allowed on the Village Green.

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:37 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:37 am
What a surprise !

Bullied no one, pal and don't be so soft. You know damned well the idiot was trying to wreck the coronavirus thread - a serious subject in my and many other posters' view - by making out he'd somehow been called a racist.
Apparently he was so offended that he did...... absolutely nothing.
I merely pointed out that he was being selfish and if he did indeed have a grievance, he needed to report the offending post(er) to the mods or shut the **** up and let the serious discussions continue without interference.
Whether others agreed or not was up to them. It appears that quite a few did and they made their thoughts clear as did the mods.
Luckily, Ringo saw sense, followed the advice, chose the latter, shut up and dropped the subject.
Your loyalty, albeit misguided, is very touching....
That's all.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:12 am

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:58 pm
We have s statute in our Parish Council rules...

No permanent Erection is allowed on the Village Green.

Does that mean that no-one who is priapistic is allowed on there?