Timpsons

[Fretters]

Surprised they've closed. I thought they were key workers?

[TVC15]

Those at Media City are still going in.
Salford Keys workers

[FactualFrank]

What a load of cobblers.

One of my mates is still going to work at the docks. He’s a quay worker.

[Bosscat]

My Sister in law is a concert pianist she is a key worker...

[ClaretAndJew]

My best mate still has to go in to his job at Tetley's.

He's a tea worker.

[Rileybobs]

One of my friends is still having to go to her job at the hospital. She’s a key worker.

[Clarets4me]

A friend of mine works at the Birds Eye freezing facility in Hull .... she's a Pea worker !!

[Bosscat]

A cousin works in Yoghurt Manufaturing he is a Ski Worker

[ChrisG]

A lad I know sells Class As, he's a key worker too

[Darthlaw]

My pal Ben is training with the local football team. He’s Mee; a worker.

[THEWELLERNUT70]

I believe all outlets are on lockdown

[Somethingfishy]

My brother in law makes French cheese..he is a Brie worker.

[Claret Toni]

Spare a thought for the navy - they're sea workers.

[thatdberight]

My son is still having to work harvesting Blighia sapida in Jamaica. Ackee worker.

[Fretters]

Read all about it - 'Seaside town struggling with lockdown due to number of Torquay workers'

[uptheclarets]

Surprised they've closed. I thought they were key workers?

Were they sole traders

[Marney&Mee]

Spare a thought for the small Nepalese soldier who helped us out in WW2. Very grateful to those wee Gurkhas...

[FCBurnley]

My mates a burglar. He`s a lock and key worker

[evensteadiereddie]

Timpsons : brogue traders.

[Guitargeorge]

Are Beefeaters key workers? Warden Jim is struggling on the loo after he heard someone say “Pass keys”.

[welsbyswife]

I believe the Stanley players are still turning up for training every day. They are Accy workers.

[CaptainKirk]

Idiots, the lot of you.

[Fenwick]

Chinese takeaways are still open thank god. Key wokkers

[Fretters]

Cross Keys is the only pub allowed to stay open.

[morpheus2]

My mate's an arborist - he works for the Forestry Commission.

[ŽižkovClaret]

My pal Ben is training with the local football team. He’s Mee; a worker.

That ones so bad it very nearly comes all the way back round to nearly funny, but doesn't

[ŽižkovClaret]

They were still repairing plimsolls yesterday, but Louboutins finally brought them to heel

[Bosscat]

I used to be a key worker ... before I retired I was a Locksmith FACT

[Nonayforever]

On my first passport there was a section stating "occupation" - mine was key worker.
I was really proud of that for a year or so.

[Claret Toni]

My mate's an arborist - he works for the Forestry Commission.

Is he Irish and work with a couple of mates and they're called tree tree workers?

[IanMcL]

Is he Irish and work with a couple of mates and they're called tree tree workers?

No they are the Tree Amigos

[Bosscat]

Is he Irish and work with a couple of mates and they're called tree tree workers?

Him and his m8 were walking past a sign near the forestry commission....

"Tree Fellers wanted"

"Hey should we apply"

"We can't theres only two of us"

[morpheus2]

Hahaha, yew tree crack me up!!