Jack Grealish

paulatky · Post by **paulatky** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:40 pm

Anyone seen the rumours about Jack Grealish

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:44 pm

Good news, Dyche loves a fixer upper.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:46 pm

paulatky wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:40 pm
Anyone seen the rumours about Jack Grealish

Has he come out

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:48 pm

Apparently come out of his flat, tanked up and driven down his street, causing damage to numerous parked cars.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:50 pm

These were the top two stories on google. Should be easy enough for the police to find him at home.

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Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:50 pm

Apparently he's been a wild Rover for many a year

timel0veandtendayi · Post by **timel0veandtendayi** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:06 pm

Three month ban should teach him.

paulatky · Post by **paulatky** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:10 pm

More than that.
A guy got jailed today for a year for coughing over a health worker

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:12 pm

He's always been a bit of a loose cannon. Without the strict daily routine and discipline of a
professional footballer it looks like he may have a problem.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:13 pm

paulatky wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:10 pm
More than that.
A guy got jailed today for a year for coughing over a health worker

Deservedly so!

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:14 pm

has he been self-isolating with Drinky?

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:16 pm

With Lewus Capaldi allegedly

Fenwick · Post by **Fenwick** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:19 pm

Oh dear. Masses of talent. Less brain cells, allegedly.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:19 pm

Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:16 pm
With Lewus Capaldi allegedly

Tony Capaldi according to the rumours.

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:20 pm

Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:16 pm
With Lewus Capaldi allegedly

Lewis? The ginger Scottish singer?

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:20 pm

claretblue wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:14 pm
has he been self-isolating with Drinky?

He's been self isolating with A Drinky (or two).

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:54 pm

I bet he wasn’t wearing shin pads either.

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:55 pm

It is Tony capaldi allegedly

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:09 pm

Another fantastic role model...not! .... hes may be good at football but hes as numb as a pisstone

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:12 pm

Giuseppe Garibaldi ?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:16 pm

I thought the takeaways were all shut now?

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:30 pm

Takeaways still open. (Unless there's been a change)

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:44 pm

I’d have him at Burnley in a flash, watched interviews with him and think he’s a nice lad. These sort of things just show that without his football he’d be a love island idiot still living at home. Not keen on folk posting pictures online for likes though

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:56 pm

Burnley1989 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:44 pm
I’d have him at Burnley in a flash, watched interviews with him and think he’s a nice lad. These sort of things just show that without his football he’d be a love island idiot still living at home. Not keen on folk posting pictures online for likes though

Exactly.

claret59 · Post by **claret59** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:57 pm

I bet he wasn’t wearing shin pads either.

As I understand it the rules are that players should wear shin pads and yet he is never challenged by the officials for not being properly attired,
Exposing his bare shins means that opposing players hold back mentally from making a tackle (some might not obviously,but others might delay just a fraction of a second which allows him an advantage other players don't get.) It takes some guts to leave yourself exposed as he does but that is not the point. All referees in his games are being negligent in letting him continue in clear breach of the rules.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:58 pm

Marney&Mee wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:12 pm
Giuseppe Garibaldi ?

That takes the biscuit

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:05 pm

He does wear shin pads.

They are just very small ones

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:07 pm

He wears child sized shin pads, which is regulation, he isn't doing anything wrong.

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:09 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:07 pm
He wears child sized shin pads, which is regulation, he isn't doing anything wrong.

For someone who obviously feels very great pain even from falling over on grass, it seems a bit reckless wearing inadequate shin pads. Imagine if anyone ever grazed his shin - he'd be down screaming in absolute agony. Again.

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:11 am

ClaretAndJew wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:07 pm
He wears child sized shin pads, which is regulation, he isn't doing anything wrong.

Ludicrous. Could seriously injure himself.

Although to be fair those lower limbs look pretty sturdy. Still think he should cover them up though.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:26 am

Top player.. wish we had him.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:09 am

If he had played in the Norman Hunter,Graeme Souness,or Roy Keane era's I think this show pony might have worn proper shin pads,and have you noticed his team mates having the same hairstyle and another one wearing tiny shin pads and his socks half mast.....sheep!!!,didn't they bring in a ruling were you had to have your socks worn properly ...standards are slipping.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:22 am

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:26 am
Top player.. wish we had him.

Not a Dyche player

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:08 am

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:22 am
Not a Dyche player

I dont know steve...hes a player who comes in for a lot of attention off defenders and shakes himself down and cracks on regardless.most certainly a premiership player. Imo.

Rouwens_Weapon · Post by **Rouwens_Weapon** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:21 am

He is about 10 stone wet through and fit as a flea. Surely even after a few beers he will be feeling pi55ed. Inexcusable to drive over the limit though and should be treated the same as joe public.

That said, one of the best performances from an opposition player at Turf Moor this season.

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:34 am

why wouldn't the police investigate the incident and apply breathaliser count-back procedure to determine his alcoholic state...as they do with other non-premiership mortals!

https://www.drinkdriving.org/police-bac ... lation.php

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:03 am

Probs needed to get to the tanning salon and have his balls waxed etc

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:01 pm

claretblue wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:34 am
why wouldn't the police investigate the incident and apply breathaliser count-back procedure to determine his alcoholic state...as they do with other non-premiership mortals!

https://www.drinkdriving.org/police-bac ... lation.php

Not sure what details are known, but they’d need to prove he was actually driving the vehicle at the time

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:36 pm

wilks_bfc wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:01 pm
Not sure what details are known, but they’d need to prove he was actually driving the vehicle at the time

Even more pertinently, they would have to prove that he hadn't drunk anything else in the meantime. If he claimed to have gone home and had three triple vodkas to get over the shock, then the calculations are out the window.

Local cricketer · Post by **Local cricketer** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:58 pm

Surprised he could stand up. Struggles standing up when he is sober

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:57 pm

claret59 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:57 pm
Exposing his bare shins means that opposing players hold back mentally from making a tackle

Unless your name is Colin Blant or David Merrington

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:59 pm

wilks_bfc wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:01 pm
Not sure what details are known, but they’d need to prove he was actually driving the vehicle at the time

With the number of cameras in streets these days, I bet they'd be able to follow him from bump to bump

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:12 pm

Anyone else see this “going away”?

UpTheClaretsFCBK · Post by **UpTheClaretsFCBK** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:23 pm

This lad will end up being another waste of talent.

Still think Maddison and Mount are ahead of him, definitely in attitude.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:03 pm

He’s apologised on twitter.

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:14 pm

Bordeauxclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:03 pm
He’s apologised on twitter.

mmmmm!

Mattster · Post by **Mattster** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:27 pm

UpTheClaretsFCBK wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:23 pm
This lad will end up being another waste of talent.

Still think Maddison and Mount are ahead of him, definitely in attitude.

Maddison has a p*ss poor attitude too. Mount has the better attitude but about half the ability IMO.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:39 pm

Club fines him two weeks wages and donates it to a Birmingham hospital.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:42 pm

You’d think the police might still be interested in what happened with the car.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:47 pm

One law for them and another for professional footballers.....white envelopes all over the place