A Burnley FC story - contribute six words at a time...

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A Burnley FC story - contribute six words at a time...

Post by jdrobbo » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:50 am

Simply follow my lead by providing the next six words in the Clarets story.

If you end a sentence with words to spare, start the next until you've used your quota up.

You can't contribute again until at least ten other contributions to the story have been made.









Down at Barnfield, all appeared to

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Post by ClaretTony » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:51 am

be quiet with players at home

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Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:55 am

but all was about to change.

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Post by ElectroClaret » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:56 am

...and JBG was touch and go...

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Post by evensteadiereddie » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:57 am

A gravelly voice broke the silence.
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Post by Goobs » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:58 am

"Who's been playing with my omlette?"

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Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:03 pm

Which idiot nailed my boots down

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Post by Claret-On-A-T-Rex » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:11 pm

Suddenly, a ghost appeared, holding a...

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Post by fatboy47 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:17 pm

red pair of bad beat bobs

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Post by wilks_bfc » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:22 pm

that had once been worn by

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Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:25 pm

King Arthur Gnohere, for a bet

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Post by CleggHall » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:35 pm

No TV cameras at Turf Moor

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Post by wilks_bfc » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:37 pm

were there to witness it, although

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Post by jdrobbo » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:42 pm

Phil Bird was on the gantry

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Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:44 pm

Disguised behind his Corona face mask

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Post by Paranoid » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:48 pm

with a blanket covering his knees

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Post by Marney&Mee » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:06 pm

counting his notes, wanting a Twix

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Post by Carnsmerry12 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:12 pm

without a doubt justice would avail

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Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:14 pm

But Chris Wood was offside AGAIN

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Post by KateR » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:25 pm

on the board as the gaffer

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Post by FCBurnley » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:29 pm

And then Blackburn Rovers declared bankruptcy

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Post by MT03ALG » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:30 pm

Meanwhile at the Barnfield Training Ground

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Post by Burnleybabe » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:32 pm

Westwood had a cup of Tea

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Post by Claret Till I Die » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:46 pm

Whilst Tarkowski took his photo again

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Post by Claretmatt4 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:48 pm

Dyche unveiled radical new training measures

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Post by africlaret » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:49 pm

and Ben Mee practised heading cannonballs

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Post by FCBurnley » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:01 pm

Bradley Dack was appointed tea maker

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Post by jdrobbo » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:02 pm

, whilst wearing an apron and singing

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Post by spadesclaret » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm

"she'll be coming round the mountain...

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:52 pm

Naked in a fake scouse accent

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Post by CleggHall » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:54 pm

a blindman on a galloping horse

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Post by Eloise Laws » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:56 pm

Could see what was going on

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Post by durhamclaret » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:19 pm

hiding in the bushes at Barnfield

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Post by Stevie2112 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:29 pm

was Bielsa with his spy glasses

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Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:34 pm

Stood on a big blue bucket

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Post by Claret Till I Die » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:43 pm

Singing Leeds are falling apart again

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Post by Enty1974 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:47 pm

Whilst chris wood stood in an

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Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:46 pm

offside position for the thousandth time

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Post by evensteadiereddie » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:50 pm

A car stops - its Joey Barton !

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Post by Suratclaret » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:57 pm

With an omelet pan for Sean

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Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

Can't make Omelette without breaking eggs

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Post by Funkydrummer » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:04 pm

but alas, no eggs to cook

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Post by Woodleyclaret » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:50 pm

But Joey came with Fleetwood fish

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:52 pm

Of course he’d battered them

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Post by ClaretMov » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:58 pm

You can always bet on Joey

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Post by MT03ALG » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:20 pm

to create excitement in the tunnel

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Post by strayclaret » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:25 pm

as he dodges a coke bottle

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Post by evensteadiereddie » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:50 pm

and tries to punch his own shadow.

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Post by tim_noone » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:54 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:50 pm
and tries to punch his own shadow
Tut tut tut come on Eddie

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Re: A Burnley FC story - contribute six words at a time...

Post by Tricky Trevor » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:28 pm

Howe, learn to coach some defence

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