A Burnley FC story - contribute six words at a time...

[jdrobbo]

:remember....Shackell, Tripps and Mee?

[IanMcL]

I remember you but those others

[tim_noone]

One nil at Bournemouth oh Eddie!

[MT03ALG]

Eddie Howe the advocate of VAR

[Middle-agedClaret]

Villa Are Rubbish -we all agree

[Claretitus]

Can you pay on the gate?

[Middle-agedClaret]

Only if your watch cost £40k

[Tinribs]

Have 8000 points and a twix

[IanMcL]

Said the Genie waving a wand

[Eloise Laws]

who didn't believe in magic anyway

[claretonthecoast1882]

Especially when Mullen got us promoted

[Im_not_Robbie_Blake]

Meanwhile, back at Sean Dyche's house,

[africlaret]

before Judas tried detroying our club

[evensteadiereddie]

Watford sell Deeney - they are detroyed !

[Claretlad]

Will we wonder what Watford want.

[Goobs]

Well this went well didn't it?

[MT03ALG]

On Monday morning back in training

[LoveCurryPies]

and a packet of Haribo Starmix

[IanMcL]

Made me see multi coloured stars

[jdrobbo]

, which reminded me of when Burnley

[Pimlico_Claret]

Super Burnley, we are Burnley from

[HieronymousBoschHobs]

the North, no-one likes us, no-one

[beddie]

understands the Sean Dyche way of

[Carnsmerry12]

utilising the long pass to score

[evensteadiereddie]

although we're a work in progress

[Taffy on the wing]

We're a pleasure to watch play

[IanMcL]

When we knock over elite teams

[bfcjg]

Surely we are an elite team ?

[IanMcL]

Yes but not to the media!

[TheOriginalLongsider]

We play ugly football you know!

[Bfcboyo]

But it's our way and works.

[Joe Buck]

Media doesn’t like the Barnsley way

[MT03ALG]

Luiz says we play anti-football

[RalphCoatesComb]

He hadn't seen Colin Blant play!

[No Ney Never]

Neither had Stevie Wonder, but that

[evensteadiereddie]

inspired him to ride his galloping horse

[CleggHall]

for beers at the Kettle Drum

[jdrobbo]

with Stan and Ronnie, two great

[Suratclaret]

Danes drank them under the table

[spadesclaret]

Michael Laudrup and Peter Schmeichel settled

[4:20]

their Carlsberg debt with the landlord

[RammyClaret61]

Cost a fortune, Stan drank gallons