• A Burnley FC story

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:50 am**

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Down at Barnfield, all appeared to

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:51 am**

be quiet with players at home

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:55 am**

but all was about to change.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:56 am**

...and JBG was touch and go...

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:57 am**

A gravelly voice broke the silence.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:58 am**

"Who's been playing with my omlette?"

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Which idiot nailed my boots down

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Suddenly, a ghost appeared, holding a...

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:17 pm**

red pair of bad beat bobs

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:22 pm**

that had once been worn by

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:25 pm**

King Arthur Gnohere, for a bet

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:35 pm**

No TV cameras at Turf Moor

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:37 pm**

were there to witness it, although

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:42 pm**

Phil Bird was on the gantry

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:44 pm**

Disguised behind his Corona face mask

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:48 pm**

with a blanket covering his knees

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counting his notes, wanting a Twix

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without a doubt justice would avail

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:14 pm**

But Chris Wood was offside AGAIN

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:25 pm**

on the board as the gaffer

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:29 pm**

And then Blackburn Rovers declared bankruptcy

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:30 pm**

Meanwhile at the Barnfield Training Ground

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:32 pm**

Westwood had a cup of Tea

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:46 pm**

Whilst Tarkowski took his photo again

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:48 pm**

Dyche unveiled radical new training measures

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and Ben Mee practised heading cannonballs

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Bradley Dack was appointed tea maker

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, whilst wearing an apron and singing

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm**

"she'll be coming round the mountain...

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Naked in a fake scouse accent

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a blindman on a galloping horse

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Could see what was going on

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hiding in the bushes at Barnfield

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was Bielsa with his spy glasses

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Stood on a big blue bucket

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:43 pm**

Singing Leeds are falling apart again

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Whilst chris wood stood in an

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:46 pm**

offside position for the thousandth time

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:50 pm**

A car stops - its Joey Barton !

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:57 pm**

With an omelet pan for Sean

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Can't make Omelette without breaking eggs

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but alas, no eggs to cook

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But Joey came with Fleetwood fish

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Of course he’d battered them

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You can always bet on Joey

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:20 pm**

to create excitement in the tunnel

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:25 pm**

as he dodges a coke bottle

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and tries to punch his own shadow.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:54 pm**

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:50 pm
and tries to punch his own shadow

Tut tut tut come on Eddie

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:28 pm**

Howe, learn to coach some defence

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