Lies you parents told you
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That the siht that they indoctrinated you with at Sunday school was true
when really it was just a means of getting free child care for an hour or two at the weekend.
when really it was just a means of getting free child care for an hour or two at the weekend.
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Stanley Johnson to the young Boris
" Dominic Cummings never lies "
" Dominic Cummings never lies "
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just logged in to like this postexpoultryboy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:46 amWhen the icecream van plays it's music , there's none left .
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If pigs could fly would bacon go up
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My dad said to me ,what gooes in dry comes out wet and mum and dad enjoy it, me, very embarassed said I don't know, he said a teabag.
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We're going to Durham because no one in London wants to look after you, if we get ill.
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I had the throwaway comment: “Coniferous trees? Well they eat other trees.”
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Don't sit too close to the fire or your backbone will melt.