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Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Bosscat » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:17 pm

What is this bloody absolute rubbish on BBC1 ....

Steve1956 where are you .... you haven't warned us about such complete and utter garbage...
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute Bo****ks

Post by tim_noone » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:20 pm

There's always mrs browns boys

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute Bo****ks

Post by wilks_bfc » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:22 pm

Can’t be as bad as the Shite that on ITV the other night

Don’t know the name but it was in a cafe
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute Bo****ks

Post by bfcjg » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:25 pm

Miranda is the sort of performer the luvvies love because to not to means you are uncool sexist heightist and a Bernard Manning fan

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute Bo****ks

Post by TVC15 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:07 pm

When Miranda makes jokes about her boobs and accidentally farting the luvvies think it’s great.
But a good old lesbian carpet munching joke by Jim Davidson and they are up in arms calling for his head.

Disgusted Tunbridge Wells

(For the fans of Viz that is in the style of letter of the week !!)
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:30 pm

Ive just spent the day watching...Auf Wiedersehen pet,classic television that licks the arse of luvvie shows like Miranda ......did they really only make two series of AW.....?

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Bosscat » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:34 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:30 pm
Ive just spent the day watching...Auf Wiedersehen pet,classic television that licks the arse of luvvie shows like Miranda ......did they really only make two series of AW.....?
You're supposed to watch the shoite and report back to the board Steve... not spend the day enjoying yourself :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now stop having fun and do what you're supposed to :D

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by cbx750 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:36 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:30 pm
Ive just spent the day watching...Auf Wiedersehen pet,classic television that licks the arse of luvvie shows like Miranda ......did they really only make two series of AW.....?
They made 5 series but I lost interest halfway through series 4 when they went to Cuba, never seen series 5.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Burnley1989 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:37 pm

Just watched ‘Extras’ this week enjoyed that

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by CombatClaret » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:40 pm

As someone who works in Film, TV & Theatre along with most of my friends (one of whom stunt doubles her when she falls over).
We f**king hate Miranda.
We may all be vegan feminists with top knots but we know whats funny and that sh1t aint.
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:49 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:34 pm
You're supposed to watch the shoite and report back to the board Steve... not spend the day enjoying yourself :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now stop having fun and do what you're supposed to :D
Bosscat.....Miranda is ***** shite,will that do i thought you would know better than to watch shite like that!!!!
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:51 pm

cbx750 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:36 pm
They made 5 series but I lost interest halfway through series 4 when they went to Cuba, never seen series 5.
5 series eh....thats tomorrow sorted then ;)

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Burnley1989 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:54 pm

CombatClaret wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:40 pm
As someone who works in Film, TV & Theatre along with most of my friends (one of whom stunt doubles her when she falls over).
We f**king hate Miranda.
We may all be vegan feminists with top knots but we know whats funny and that sh1t aint.
Vegan top knot or Miranda hmmmmm tough call :lol:

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by dougcollins » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:56 pm

Never seen Miranda.

Any good?
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Tricky Trevor » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:03 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:51 pm
5 series eh....thats tomorrow sorted then ;)
Only a two parter, set in Thailand. OK but not as good as the early ones.
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by scouseclaret » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:07 pm

CombatClaret wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:40 pm
As someone who works in Film, TV & Theatre along with most of my friends (one of whom stunt doubles her when she falls over).
We f**king hate Miranda.
We may all be vegan feminists with top knots but we know whats funny and that sh1t aint.
So who the feck does think it’s funny, cos I’ve never met anyone?!

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Bosscat » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:10 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:49 pm
Bosscat.....Miranda is Fuc*ing shite,will that do i thought you would know better than to watch shite like that!!!!
Blame the wife we were waiting for "Gardeners World" she needs her weekly fix of Monty Don :lol:

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:15 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:10 pm
Blame the wife we were waiting for "Gardeners World" she needs her weekly fix of Monty Don :lol:
Watched a couple of episodes of Red Dwarf as well something i used to love,tell the wife not to bother.....it really hasnt stood the test of time.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Wile E Coyote » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:41 pm

miranda is incredible, because somehow it was commissioned . The series is horrific. Appeals to same lot that thought victoria wood was funny . its popular with that particular lot that adore cat videos and wine drinking slogans on facebook . Utter bilge.
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by bfcjg » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:48 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:41 pm
miranda is incredible, because somehow it was commissioned . The series is horrific. Appeals to same lot that thought victoria wood was funny . its popular with that particular lot that adore cat videos and wine drinking slogans on facebook . Utter bilge.
I reckon Victoria Wood was quite talented and on occasions amusing. Miranda though is the sort of slimey sh1t you walk into when on the walk home from the pub half p1ssed .
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by thatdberight » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:54 pm

scouseclaret wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:07 pm
So who the feck does think it’s funny, cos I’ve never met anyone?!
Women.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by HB Claret » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:55 pm

That shite programme filmed in the cafe was filmed in my town, Herne Bay in December last year.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by bobinho » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:34 am

Utter shite. Really, really bad.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Bfcboyo » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:10 am

Miranda???

Don't think I have seen it. Its not that fly on the wall about the tranny is it?

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by jrgbfc » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:29 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:41 pm
miranda is incredible, because somehow it was commissioned . The series is horrific. Appeals to same lot that thought victoria wood was funny . its popular with that particular lot that adore cat videos and wine drinking slogans on facebook . Utter bilge.
Bit harsh on Victoria Wood that. She certainly had talent, Dinnerladies was great.
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by fatboy47 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:30 am

absolute bilge

they must be aiming fot the "" so utterly unfunny it's funny"" genre.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Firthy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:35 am

Just happened to have it on that channel while we were doing other things and my wife who hardly ever swears said "what bloody shite is on the telly now"

I could only describe it as stupid and inane. Not funny at all.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by LS7 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:45 am

When Miranda was on about 8 years ago I used to quite enjoy it - gentle and quite funny. The supporting characters were best.

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute Bo****ks

Post by Lord Rothbury » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:10 am

bfcjg wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:25 pm
Miranda is the sort of performer the luvvies love because to not to means you are uncool sexist heightist and a Bernard Manning fan
None of the so-called comics of today come anywhere near Bernard Manning for gag cracking .
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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Bosscat » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am

Steve1956 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:15 pm
Watched a couple of episodes of Red Dwarf as well something i used to love,tell the wife not to bother.....it really hasnt stood the test of time.
Thursday night on "Dave" at 9pm is a new 90 minute 'Red Dwarf' feature length episode.....

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:37 am

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
Thursday night on "Dave" at 9pm is a new 90 minute 'Red Dwarf' feature length episode.....
Probably be a 90 minute advert for the AA

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute Bo****ks

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:38 am

Lord Rothbury wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:10 am
None of the so-called comics of today come anywhere near Bernard Manning for gag cracking .
Frankie Boyle tells cracking gags

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Enty1974 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:57 am

Terrible commedine

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:30 am

scouseclaret wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:07 pm
So who the feck does think it’s funny, cos I’ve never met anyone?!
My ex.

File Miranda next to Sarah Millican

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Re: Miranda .... wtf is this absolute

Post by karatekid » Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:04 am

cbx750 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:36 pm
They made 5 series but I lost interest halfway through series 4 when they went to Cuba, never seen series 5.
I'm not sure if it was the same writers on series 3 onwards but 1 and 2 were masterpieces that were brilliantly acted out by the cast. I have them on dvd and the machine upscales them to almost HD quality. Never tire of watching them.
The loss of the character Wayne was a big miss in the bridge and Cuba series. Also the Jimmy Nail character was changed too much.

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