What's happened to....

[tim_noone]

All those life insurance and Funeral plan Ads where the old folk are all happily discussing dying over a cup of tea and a cream bun.....Have they realised dying is serious? They seemed to have been replaced by Erectile Dysfunction adverts. Bearing in mind social distancing it's not such a problem for now.

[Funkydrummer]

As I put on another thread, all the nuisance and scam 'phone calls have stopped too.

Result !!!!

[tim_noone]

As I put on another thread, all the nuisance and scam 'phone calls have stopped too.

Result !!!!

No...I got a call from the soloman islands.

[Tricky Trevor]

As I put on another thread, all the nuisance and scam 'phone calls have stopped too.
Result !!!!

Mrs Trevor mentioned that at lunch. As she is in charge of the phone I wouldn’t notice the difference.

[Bosscat]

All those life insurance and Funeral plan Ads where the old folk are all happily discussing dying over a cup of tea and a cream bun.....Have they realised dying is serious? They seemed to have been replaced by Erectile Dysfunction adverts. Bearing in mind social distancing it's not such a problem for now.

Been a lot of Ads for Vaginal dryness cures lubricants etc....

[Juan Tanamera]

On the few occasions I've been to get the necessary groceries, I can't say I've spotted any mobile speed cameras.
Not that they bother me.

[tim_noone]

Been a lot of Ads for Vaginal dryness cures lubricants etc....

Yea? Back in the day it was Bisto Gravy!

[Bosscat]

Yea? Back in the day it was Bisto Gravy!

Never knew Bisto cured Vaginal Dryness you learn something new everyday

[Volvoclaret]

Tastes the same

[tim_noone]

Never knew Bisto cured Vaginal Dryness you learn something new everyday

[IanMcL]

No...I got a call from the soloman islands.

From the king?

[bobinho]

What about all the ads about ladies leaking when I’m sat eating me tea? Every time I sit down for chow, I’m confronted by ladies discussing how they’re “not going to let a little bit of wee stop me being me” (although that particular lady is a hottie)

[tim_noone]

From the king?

I didnt answer... my son checked the Code it was on Monday it could have been Grundy.

[IanMcL]

Never knew Bisto cured Vaginal Dryness you learn something new everyday

Brings out the best in my king Edward too!

[Bosscat]

Brings out the best in my king Edward too!

Is that a Euphemism

[Volvoclaret]

Question, can the ladies who leak suffer from vaginal dryness or have I stumbled on the cure ie if youv got a dry vaginal, **** yourself.

[IanMcL]

Is that a Euphemism

You for me is m!

[Funkydrummer]

Question, can the ladies who leak suffer from vaginal dryness or have I stumbled on the cure ie if youv got a dry vaginal, **** yourself.

No !!

[Volvoclaret]

No !!

Well there goes the Nobel prize for medicine.

[bfcjg]

Been a lot of Ads for Vaginal dryness cures lubricants etc....

No need for it when Aldi can knock out a tub of marge for less then a quid.

[jackmiggins]

Juan Tanamera - you obviously don’t live in North York’s! I only have to drive 5 miles to come across a speed camera van. A64 between Tadcaster & Scarborough - you’ll come across 4 each way usually.

[Herts Clarets]

On the few occasions I've been to get the necessary groceries, I can't say I've spotted any mobile speed cameras.
Not that they bother me.

I use the A1M on my daily commute. The stretch between Stevenage and WGC usually averages about 20mph and features frequent shunts due to poor distancing and refusal to let another car 'push in'. Never see any Police presence on that stretch despite their being a traffic unit based on the roundabout above J7.

Last week traffic was flowing freely at motorway speeds, hey presto parked on a bridge between J7 and J6 was a speed camera van. Helping to improve the safety of this stretch I would guess......