New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Perhaps we play have our very own part in our own soap. Not on TV, however, we can all play our part in writing the soap.
Like a soap of a similar name, it has a virtual corner shop and a virtual pub (where we already go, on the other thread) and is set in Burnley.
I'll start it off and we can see if it thrives or dies of a virus.
I left my house in Coronavirus Street and decided to take my state sponsored exercise along the canal. I was heading that way via Harry Potts Way, so decided to have a peer into the closed BFC shop. It brought back memories...
Like a soap of a similar name, it has a virtual corner shop and a virtual pub (where we already go, on the other thread) and is set in Burnley.
I'll start it off and we can see if it thrives or dies of a virus.
I left my house in Coronavirus Street and decided to take my state sponsored exercise along the canal. I was heading that way via Harry Potts Way, so decided to have a peer into the closed BFC shop. It brought back memories...
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Memories of past glories and devastating mediocrity.
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The mighty reign. The mighty fall. The mighty rise again.
A smile creases my face.
A smile creases my face.
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As your wife goes down on you before setting off to the game.
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I've just been to the supermarket to get some essential groceries. A woman passed me in the aisle then meandered back and bumped into me.
"Have you not heard of social distancing"? I asked her.
"Yes" she replied " But you are so handsome I just had to touch you"
"Understandable" said I. " Here is my phone no. and I'll see you when this is all over and I'll let you touch me some more.
I drove back to Coronavirus Street feeling pretty chuffed.
"Have you not heard of social distancing"? I asked her.
"Yes" she replied " But you are so handsome I just had to touch you"
"Understandable" said I. " Here is my phone no. and I'll see you when this is all over and I'll let you touch me some more.
I drove back to Coronavirus Street feeling pretty chuffed.
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Fortunately, she was not a rough woman, so I was not pretty chafed!
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only despite her relatively good looks, any likelihood of a stirring passion developing soon limply subsided as I followed her out of the shop to see her mounting a bedraggled looking stallion. Sh1t. She must be a rovers fan, I thought. That's one virus I really can't afford to catch.
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Quick everyone leg it to the corner shop they've had a delivery of big rolls , just make sure you beat the lady on the horse.
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Donate them to dyslexia uk, I might end up using them.
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I’ve just been run over by a tram, count me out.
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I jumped on the tram and went to Caldervale where to my horror the viaduct collapsed.
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The buxom Raven haired Barmaid just gave me the keys to her flat above the corner shop. Told me to meet her there at closing time. I wonder why
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On the way there, as I turned the corner, I bumped into...
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Jack grealish on his new Barbie scooter.
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Grealish has sacked his advisor Drinkwater .
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He was headed for the pub but I told him it was shut. The last I saw was his pink Barbie scooter disappearing into the distance. It did make a bit if a clatter over the cobbles.
I was joined by a mate.
I was joined by a mate.