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What about the month of May

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:27 pm
by conyoviejo
Well,what about it ?

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:30 pm
by Rileybobs
Months are totally irrelevant. As are days. In fact, time is totally irrelevant now. Apparently Easter bank holiday is coming up, whatever that is.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:31 pm
by Zlatan
I’ll enjoy the travel from bedroom to living room, maybe taking in an exotic trip to the garden or even the shed.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:33 pm
by TheFamilyCat

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:41 pm
by 4:20
I've been getting into the night sky these past couple of weeks, so here's what's going on in May.

http://www.jonvran.co.uk/423893458

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:49 pm
by ksrclaret
I suspect the month of May will just bring a shrug of the shoulders.

Hopefully the weather will be nice and we can get out for a solitary walk (if we are still allowed). Might be something good on telly if we're lucky.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:58 pm
by LeadBelly
Blimey, assuming were still all grounded, what will Morris dancers do without being able to bang all their sticks and jig about?
No Maypoles either.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:15 am
by Chobulous
Hopefully by that point all those who would normally be a work but have now been introduced to the banality of Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby and the daily competitive shrieking of Loose Women will have turned off their TVs in droves causing the TV execs to look at the plummeting viewing figures and reconsider the shite that is currently foisted on the nation.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:22 am
by claretonthecoast1882
She wore a yellow ribbon

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:30 am
by Funkydrummer

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:33 am
by jrgbfc
Never mind May, we've got a bank holiday to look forward to this weekend!

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:42 am
by tim_noone
Chobulous wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:15 am
Hopefully by that point all those who would normally be a work but have now been introduced to the banality of Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby and the daily competitive shrieking of Loose Women will have turned off their TVs in droves causing the TV execs to look at the plummeting viewing figures and reconsider the shite that is currently foisted on the nation.
Surely you havent been watching such Drivel...along with the one show how the F... do these people command wages far far and farther still..so much higher than ...refuse workers..supermarket workers..NHS Workers. Hope that all changes but I doubt it.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:57 am
by Bertiebeehead
It May be cancelled.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:04 am
by Rileybobs
tim_noone wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:42 am
Surely you havent been watching such Drivel...along with the one show how the F... do these people command wages far far and farther still..so much higher than ...refuse workers..supermarket workers..NHS Workers. Hope that all changes but I doubt it.
Whether you like them or not, presenters like Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby are very popular. Their job requires much more skill and therefore there are far fewer people capable of doing it than refuse collecting.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:12 am
by Guller Bull
Boris Johnson wont but Theresa May.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:26 pm
by sixtiesclaret
Well I am 75 in May also my 50th wedding anniversary family expecting big party etc well that looks like it wont happen fortunately I hadn't booked anything saved a few pennies !!!

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:32 pm
by Stayingup
Venus has been easily visible. Very bright these past few nights. Mars was visible too but not Twix. May will see the end of this terrible period for us all.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:57 pm
by KateR
Stayingup wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:32 pm
Venus has been easily visible. Very bright these past few nights. Mars was visible too but not Twix. May will see the end of this terrible period for us all.
I like your optimism and hope you're right, but...……..

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:44 pm
by conyoviejo
Mayflies love it.

A very short lifespan. After the larva stage, female mayflies usually live less than five minutes, while males can live a whopping two days. But they don't waste a single minute, spending that short period of time mating and reproducing.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:59 pm
by evensteadiereddie
And then getting scoffed by trout.

Re: What about the month of May

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:01 pm
by Sheedyclaret
Probably be all stuck inside still.. outdoor exercise will be probably be banned next week tougher restrictions as folk still dont get it..