Is there no end to this guy's attention seeking. He wants us all to sing Happy Birthday to the Queen from our doorsteps at 9am tomorrow apparently.Well I for one won't be doing what HE asks for.

But Happy Birthday tomorrow to Mrs Queen

All of us????


Even the intelligent folk??

Dont think so.

Someone was campaigning on twitter we should all do the same for Dion Dublin... !!!!
Now Captain Tom next Thursday that's a different matter.

Her birthday isn’t until the 21st.

Good for him.

Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

Hendrickxz wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:47 am

Is there no end to this guy's attention seeking. He wants us all to sing Happy Birthday to the Queen from our doorsteps at 9am tomorrow apparently.Well I for one won't be doing what HE asks for.

But Happy Birthday tomorrow to Mrs Queen

From one old Queen to another.

tim_noone wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:04 am

From one old Queen to another.

Hendrickxz wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:47 am

Is there no end to this guy's attention seeking. He wants us all to sing Happy Birthday to the Queen from our doorsteps at 9am tomorrow apparently.Well I for one won't be doing what HE asks for.

But Happy Birthday tomorrow to Mrs Queen

The silver coiffured Idiot should know its not till bloody Tuesday ffs

To coin a Steve-ism KNOB

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:19 am

The silver coiffured Idiot should know its not till bloody Tuesday ffs

To coin a Steve-ism KNOB

Oh yeah and Happy Birthday for Tuesday Ma-am

Attention seekers are finding it particularly tough at the moment. Nobody is interested in them.

Blackrod wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:24 am

Attention seekers are finding it particularly tough at the moment. Nobody is interested in them.

Yes.

That pillock Sam Smith seems to be struggling especially.

Blackrod wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:24 am

Attention seekers are finding it particularly tough at the moment. Nobody is interested in them.

The ones on this board seem to be doing alright.

Didn't he just retweet something someone else had suggested? Hardly like he's started a campaign.

thatdberight wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:02 am

Didn't he just retweet something someone else had suggested? Hardly like he's started a campaign.

No that was Ben Fogle

thatdberight wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:02 am

Didn't he just retweet something someone else had suggested? Hardly like he's started a campaign.

Yep think it was Ben Fogle and to be fair This Morning viewers are exactly the sort who'll lap this up so he's just playing to his audience.

The Loose Women viewers need a bit of warm up TV ahead of the main event and Phil and Holly are just the ticket

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:07 am

The Loose Women viewers need a bit of warm up TV ahead of the main event and Phil and Holly are just the ticket

- thank goodness my TV doesn't go on at this time of day

Chester Perry wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:03 am

No that was Ben Fogle

Yes. Which again was (he says) something his 9-year-old daughter had suggested.

Seems more like the OP has got a bit of a thing about Phillip Schofield.

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:08 am

- thank goodness my TV doesn't go on at this time of day

Next time we're all driving you loopy on here remember you could be surfing the web on Mumsnet and listening to Coleen Nolan on your TV........every cloud

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:08 am

- thank goodness my TV doesn't go on at this time of day

Good man - 6pm earliest in our house, unless there is some top quality sport on, recently it has not been on for days

God save the Queen.

21st is my eldests birthday so if you could all replace “your Majesty” with “Sara” I’m sure she’ll be thrilled.
We always know the Queens age as Sara was born on her 50th. A sum even I’m capable of doing.

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:11 am

Next time we're all driving you loopy on here remember you could be surfing the web on Mumsnet and listening to Coleen Nolan on your TV........every cloud

Sounds like a plan

conyoviejo wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:15 am

God save the Queen.

Not Forgetting "Philip"

I don't have a problem with Schofield, I think he's okay, but I am a lifelong anti-royalist and for certain won't be singing anything. Still wondering how Charlie boy got tested when he had mild symptons when everyone else is just told to stay at home and get through it. A bit like the royals clearing off to their country retreat when everyone else is told to stay put. Or Boris clearing off from London to Chequers. Sorry folks, we are NOT all inthis together, most of us are but not some it seems. As Orwell said so famously in Animal Farm 'all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others'.

Personally I think the whole Royal family should be put on furlough with a maximum payment of £2500/month, I'm sure they can afford it, as last year according to Forbes they are worth around $88 billion. Maybe they could even donate a few million to the NHS!

houseboy wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:36 am

.Still wondering how Charlie boy got tested when he had mild symptons when everyone else is just told to stay at home and get through it.

Same as a lot of people I would think paid a private/doctor clinic for it much like many football teams did if they had played Arsenal or Forest or any teams that had like Portsmouth - if you have been in contact with someone who had the virus you got tested and the quickest way then, if you had no visible symptoms, was to go private. Privelged to have the money? yes but no point singling a handful out when thousands have done it

Chester Perry wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:52 am

Same as a lot of people I would think paid a private/doctor clinic for it much like many football teams did if they had played Arsenal or Forest or any teams that had like Portsmouth - if you have been in contact with someone who had the virus you got tested and the quickest way then, if you had no visible symptoms, was to go private. Privelged to have the money? yes but no point singling a handful out when thousands have done it

It doesn't matter if it's 1 or 1,000, if there is a shortage of testing kits then money should not matter. But take your point.

Another Royal Family bashing thread..I suppose it gives people something to do..

Happy A Birthday your Majesty.

houseboy wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:10 am

It doesn't matter if it's 1 or 1,000, if there is a shortage of testing kits then money should not matter. But take your point.

The NHS have experienced a shortage of high quality testing kits, those that are the most reliable and they trust - who is to say that people have been paying for that, the government has repeatedly said it has turned down kits that are readily available but not reliable/trusted enough - for some this may offer welcome schadenfreude

Some people just love the taste of boot polish

conyoviejo wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:10 am

Another Royal Family bashing thread..I suppose it gives people something to do..

Happy A Birthday your Majesty.

I thought it was a Phillip Schofield bashing thread

conyoviejo wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:10 am

Another Royal Family bashing thread..I suppose it gives people something to do..

Happy A Birthday your Majesty.

It’s not the done thing to like the Royal family or Phillip Schofield on here!

I'm grateful that all the 'clap for these people, clap for those people' haven't gained traction.
Last night's applause for the NHS was fantastic in Fleetwood, possibly the loudest yet... but it works because it's something special.

Do it all the time and it means nothing... especially for the Queen's bloody birthday. I couldn't tell you when her birthday is or how old she will be... I didn't care before, and I still don't now - I'm lost as to how it's a thing.

JTClaret wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:31 am

I'm grateful that all the 'clap for these people, clap for those people' haven't gained traction.
Last night's applause for the NHS was fantastic in Fleetwood, possibly the loudest yet... but it works because it's something special.

Do it all the time and it means nothing... especially for the Queen's bloody birthday. I couldn't tell you when her birthday is or how old she will be... I didn't care before, and I still don't now - I'm lost as to how it's a thing.

And as the trawler left Fleetwood harbour in search of sardines...............

AuntSally wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:51 am

Personally I think the whole Royal family should be put on furlough with a maximum payment of £2500/month, I'm sure they can afford it, as last year according to Forbes they are worth around $88 billion. Maybe they could even donate a few million to the NHS!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... _O&ampcf=1

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:22 am

I thought it was a Phillip Schofield bashing thread

So did I,but it's turned into a Royal bashing thread as well.

conyoviejo wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:40 am

So did I,but it's turned into a Royal bashing thread as well.

Well as Tim Bob pointed out he is an "Old Queen"

Rodleydave wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:52 am

Someone was campaigning on twitter we should all do the same for Dion Dublin... !!!!
Now Captain Tom next Thursday that's a different matter.

Ground Control To Captain Tom.
Would love someone to re-record it with a lyric change with all proceeds going to NHS.

Wonder if they're just gathering evidence and he's going to get done yet, given the youthfulness of his victim?

Rodleydave wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:52 am

Someone was campaigning on twitter we should all do the same for Dion Dublin... !!!!
Now Captain Tom next Thursday that's a different matter.

I'm always onboard for giving Tom Heaton a clap

Ric_C wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:05 pm

I'm always onboard for giving Tom Heaton a clap

A little birdy told me steve56s missus actually did.

tim_noone wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:23 pm

A little birdy told me steve56s missus actually did.

Does Schofield want the rest of us come out ....





Onto the doorstep that is.

What’s “Pip” Schofield been upto now ? Loved the Alan Partridge story of a young Pip at the BBC when other “ old hands “ would mercilessly tease the fresh faced puppeteer by p1ssing in his shoes ...

Should it be accompanied by forelock tugging?

I said 'forelock'.

houseboy wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:36 am

' I am a lifelong anti-royalist'

As if you could be arsed being "lifelong" at that...
Lifes short enough

tim_noone wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:23 pm

A little birdy told me steve56s missus actually did.

Just a heads up Timothykins, I showed your slightly offensive post to the wife,watch out for a new poster on here called Gillian1959...shes gunning for you,you wouldn't have got away saying that about the guy who got us both banned a couple of weeks ago wife,if you had we would never had the joy of having you post your pots of wisdom again under the guise of tim noone again.....
Love your BANTER Tim....never change buddy x

chekhov wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:30 am

The ones on this board seem to be doing alright.

Here here!!

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 1:00 pm

Just a heads up Timothykins, I showed your slightly offensive post to the wife,watch out for a new poster on here called Gillian1959...shes gunning for you,you wouldn't have got away saying that about the guy who got us both banned a couple of weeks ago wife,if you had we would never had the joy of having you post your pots of wisdom again under the guise of tim noone again.....
Love your BANTER Tim....never change buddy x

True story.... your wife's name and profile is the exact of my ex wife?? Mmmm.. (Agreed) btw.

There was a round of applause outside a hospital in Leeds yesterday - a big crowd with everybody standing right next to each other. (insert shaking head emoji)