117 million Chinese to travel tomorrow

[dermotdermot]

Internal travel restrictions are to be lifted from tomorrow with up to 117 million expected to take advantage in celebration of a five day national holiday. This lifting of restrictions does not, of course, include arrivals from abroad who are still under quarantine obligations.

[bfcjg]

Thsts some takeaway

[basil6345789]

Not nice folk.

[bfcjg]

They must be batty letting that many people circulate.

[Devils_Advocate]

Has Cummings landed a job advising the Chinese govt??

[Marney&Mee]

Coincides with the national launch of the new Not Poodle range

[martin_p]

A five day national holiday will be useless for travelling to countries with 14 day quarantines. It’ll be the countries where they do no checks at all at the airports they’ll head to

[burnmark]

Leeds would have taken more.

[Dazzler]

They must be batty letting that many people circulate.

It's reet don't fret.It's only 8.4% of the population

[taio]

Has Cummings landed a job advising the Chinese govt??

Suggestions Cummings advised to lockdown here sooner.

[dermotdermot]

Current population of China stands at 1,408,525,449. That’s an awful lot commas.

[Bosscat]

Current population of China stands at 1,408,525,449. That’s an awful lot commas.

Only 3 dermot

[bfcjg]

It's reet don't fret.It's only 8.4% of the population

I think the joke was lost.
Batty.

[IanMcL]

Internal travel restrictions are to be lifted from tomorrow with up to 117 million expected to take advantage in celebration of a five day national holiday. This lifting of restrictions does not, of course, include arrivals from abroad who are still under quarantine obligations.

Thought London was still on lockdown?

[Targetman]

Leeds would have taken more.

Post of the day!

[Pstotto]

Above the lintel of the door of The Cross Gaits Inn it says 'Free Beer Tomorrow'.

As a child my grandfather drove me specially to read the message.

I hope that pub survives this crisis.

I once started a conversation at the bar.

The locals nearly fell off their chairs... A conversation????????

[Pstotto]

[Pstotto]

"Oh I... A conversation is it? Oh that's what it is, is it?"

[Pstotto]

... "Oh right.... Er... You're making conversation, is it? "

[Pstotto]

I'm wondering just whether that pub was ever in Yorkshire...

... Anyway, everyone laughed afterwards.

[tim_noone]

... "Oh right.... Er... You're making conversation, is it? "

Yes sir....may I have 2 pints of tetleys bitter ..a gin and low cal tonic and a bag of Vegan pork scratchings. Thankyou

[Pstotto]

"Oh... So that's High Noone talk, is it?"

"... And er... You'll be driving back to Barrowford down the centre of the road after, eh?"