Just for a laugh - the last text you sent is...

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sat May 02, 2020 7:41 pm

Just for a laugh -

"the last text you sent is...
now the first thing you say after a bit of nookie."

Bangers&Mash · Post by **Bangers&Mash** » Sat May 02, 2020 7:54 pm

"Boys Club"

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Sat May 02, 2020 7:56 pm

Great news!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:00 pm

"I'll be back"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:01 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat May 02, 2020 8:00 pm
"I'll be back"

That was the text

not the nookie thing

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:11 pm

Quick call an ambulance.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:12 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat May 02, 2020 8:00 pm
"I'll be back"

Terminator is a Claret, who’d have thought it?

chekhov · Post by **chekhov** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:19 pm

"That's terrific. Thanks for the info. All the best, chekhov."
Wow, this is fun.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:21 pm

Drip

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:32 pm

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:33 pm

"you fat, drug addled ****, that bass guitar was a waste of money too"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat May 02, 2020 8:48 pm

Thats no way to speak to Mrs Wile E (after climbing off) post coitally

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat May 02, 2020 9:06 pm

How much !

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat May 02, 2020 9:10 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Sat May 02, 2020 9:06 pm
How much !

And what about the last text?

Sarum · Post by **Sarum** » Sat May 02, 2020 9:17 pm

Strictly classified (my wife reads this board).