A quote which could inspire us to make this board less fractious right now

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Sun May 10, 2020 8:29 pm

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Sun May 10, 2020 8:34 pm

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn ..!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun May 10, 2020 8:44 pm

Its my round, whats everyone having ........

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Sun May 10, 2020 8:45 pm

"Whoever is happy will make others happy too."

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Sun May 10, 2020 9:24 pm

well defending some statements on here to the death might be taking things a tad to far, but can agree broadly with the sentiment

Fenwick · Post by **Fenwick** » Sun May 10, 2020 9:32 pm

Blessed are the cheesemakers

Erasmus · Post by **Erasmus** » Sun May 10, 2020 9:43 pm

'One should only speak words that do not disturb others, and which are honest, pleasing and beneficial' (Bhagavad-gita, 17.15)

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun May 10, 2020 10:27 pm

I dont want to make this political. So tell me,where shall I go? To the left where nothings right? Or to the right? Where nothings left?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun May 10, 2020 10:29 pm

My Mrs always tells me....

Men should go to the Left Tim....

Women are always right.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sun May 10, 2020 11:38 pm

I am just going outside and I may be some time.

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Sun May 10, 2020 11:41 pm

OK, I admit it I failed miserably, but just came back to re-read and get ready, sorry.

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sun May 10, 2020 11:41 pm

This is not an exit.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Sun May 10, 2020 11:50 pm

There's more than one way to eat a twix.

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sun May 10, 2020 11:53 pm

Attack! Attack! Attack!

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Mon May 11, 2020 2:15 am

" It's sometimes better to remain quiet, and let people suspect that you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt ! " ..

Suratclaret · Post by **Suratclaret** » Mon May 11, 2020 3:40 am

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 am

KateR wrote: ↑
Sun May 10, 2020 9:24 pm
well defending some statements on here to the death might be taking things a tad to far, but can agree broadly with the sentiment

Spoken, like a "wet fart on clean sheets".....well done.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Mon May 11, 2020 4:58 am

"Let us never mention Brexit, nor the sunlit uplands in Boris's mind!"

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:48 am

Please ignore me, I'm a bigot.

7decades · Post by **7decades** » Mon May 11, 2020 11:58 am

timshorts wrote: ↑
Sun May 10, 2020 11:50 pm
There's more than one way to eat a twix.

But only one way to buy one......with a mortgage

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Mon May 11, 2020 6:40 pm

Stand up if you hate B'tards

holdyourfire · Post by **holdyourfire** » Mon May 11, 2020 6:53 pm

Llamas are bigger than frogs!

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Mon May 11, 2020 6:59 pm

People say nothing is impossible

But I do nothing every day

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon May 11, 2020 7:02 pm

I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud ?

Mala591 · Post by **Mala591** » Mon May 11, 2020 7:03 pm

Graffiti on the condom machine at The Hop pub circa 1976

"Burst one and win a baby"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon May 11, 2020 7:24 pm

Mala591 wrote: ↑
Mon May 11, 2020 7:03 pm
Graffiti on the condom machine at The Hop pub circa 1976

"Burst one and win a baby"

Buy one - stop one...

Buy two and stay one jump ahead....

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon May 11, 2020 7:55 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun May 10, 2020 10:29 pm
My Mrs always tells me....

Men should go to the Left Tim....

Women are always right.

She of course...is right.

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Mon May 11, 2020 7:56 pm

These are not the droids you’re looking for

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:02 pm

Can you pay on the gate?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:32 pm

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.......

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:38 pm

Steve56 Now this wont hurt..its only a little prick!

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:43 pm

Perhaps, maybe? No probably not you're right

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:47 pm

Love thy neighbour.

Mala591 · Post by **Mala591** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:50 pm

"Anything you say will be taken down and may be used against you in court"

"Please don't hit me again officer"

Mala591 · Post by **Mala591** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:52 pm

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is NOT being talked about"

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Mon May 11, 2020 8:53 pm

It is much safer to reconcile an enemy than to conquer him;
victory may deprive him of his poison, but reconciliation of his will.

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Mon May 11, 2020 9:38 pm

There are two ways of dealing with this disease, we can let it make us miserable and thus blight our own lives and those of our loved ones or we can approach it positively and enjoy our lives as best we are able. Whichever course we take, the outcome is likely to be the same, the only thing that will be different is what life's going to be like between now and then.

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Mon May 11, 2020 9:39 pm

Funkydrummer wrote: ↑
Mon May 11, 2020 8:47 pm
Love thy neighbour.

Don't mention this programme, you will be called a racist by some.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Mon May 11, 2020 9:46 pm

Volvoclaret wrote: ↑
Mon May 11, 2020 9:39 pm
Don't mention this programme, you will be called a racist by some.

Good job I didn't mention "Till Death Us Do Part" then.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon May 11, 2020 9:50 pm

Funkydrummer wrote: ↑
Mon May 11, 2020 9:46 pm
Good job I didn't mention "Till Death Us Do Part" then.

Racist

I am pulling your leg FD

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Mon May 11, 2020 10:16 pm

Scouse git.

Elizabeth · Post by **Elizabeth** » Mon May 11, 2020 10:46 pm

Had to look that one up funky drummer, Owen Feltham 17th century writer. A really good fitting quote

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Mon May 11, 2020 10:55 pm

if at first you don't succeed...
pull your foreskin over your heed.

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Mon May 11, 2020 11:28 pm

ecc wrote: ↑
Sun May 10, 2020 8:29 pm
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

this is just a right wing propaganda quotation

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue May 12, 2020 2:43 am

Mala591 wrote: ↑
Mon May 11, 2020 7:03 pm
Graffiti on the condom machine at The Hop pub circa 1976

"Burst one and win a baby"

Or....

Prick first!

Or even, perhaps...
SUITABLE FOR ONE PRICK ONLY

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Tue May 12, 2020 5:59 am

It feels just like making a new signing

kritichris · Post by **kritichris** » Tue May 12, 2020 8:59 am

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer and let's agree to disagree.

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Tue May 12, 2020 9:18 am

"Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success" Henry Ford

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue May 12, 2020 10:37 am

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Mon May 11, 2020 8:38 pm
Steve56 Now this wont hurt..its only a little prick!

Steve56 is currently unavailable to reply to your comment he is currently at his private ski resort in Aviemore,he will respond as soon as poss,take care peasants.

Stayingup · Post by **Stayingup** » Tue May 12, 2020 10:45 am

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Sun May 10, 2020 10:27 pm
I dont want to make this political. So tell me,where shall I go? To the left where nothings right? Or to the right? Where nothings left?

Yes Trumps brain