Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

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Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by claptrappers_union » Tue May 12, 2020 4:49 pm

I know, it's another Trump thread, but what would it be like?

How many managers would he fire in 18 months, would Phil Chris Boden ask nasty questions and peddle fake news and how long would it be before he called Jurgen Klopp a 'loser'
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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by ClaretTony » Tue May 12, 2020 4:51 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 4:49 pm
I know, it's another Trump thread, but what would it be like?

how long would it before he called Jurgen Klopp a 'loser'
Probably before he found out who Phil Boden was
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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by KateR » Tue May 12, 2020 4:57 pm

No he wouldn't

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by tim_noone » Tue May 12, 2020 5:00 pm

Donald who?

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by ralphdpomeroy » Tue May 12, 2020 5:29 pm

No ... based upon his hair alone ... no

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by FactualFrank » Tue May 12, 2020 5:34 pm

It would take him 3 seasons to accept that there's a relegation.

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by mickleoverclaret » Tue May 12, 2020 6:44 pm

"When Stoke City send us players, they're not sending us their best"

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by mikeS » Wed May 13, 2020 1:26 pm

I’d give over going if trump became chairman.
I can’t stand that man.

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Claretitus » Wed May 13, 2020 1:32 pm

Definitely not.

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Stayingup » Thu May 14, 2020 11:26 am

mikeS wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 1:26 pm
I’d give over going if trump became chairman.
I can’t stand that man.
Understand but thats not an answer to the question.

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Thu May 14, 2020 11:28 am

Is this a Nixon exclusive ?

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Post by Tribesmen » Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 pm

Goodness words fail me .

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Post by keith1879 » Thu May 14, 2020 7:31 pm

ClaretTony wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 4:51 pm
Probably before he found out who Phil Boden was
Phil Biden?

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Thu May 14, 2020 7:34 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 4:49 pm
I know, it's another Trump thread, but what would it be like?

How many managers would he fire in 18 months, would Phil Chris Boden ask nasty questions and peddle fake news and how long would it be before he called Jurgen Klopp a 'loser'
That tangerine prick wouldn't be a good owner of a Ford Fiesta

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Joe14 » Thu May 14, 2020 7:52 pm

Million times worse than the Venkey’s

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Buxtonclaret » Thu May 14, 2020 7:58 pm

He's an overbearing narcissistic individual. An unaccomplished liar, with a head full of his own twisted sociopathy, more recently fuelled by the job he got.
He masks his outrageously limited ability to see, or do anything for the greater good by blaming anyone or anything else but himself.
He is pretty good at displaying his fascist angles, wrapped up in his sexist and racist personality traits.
He's corrupt from his toes up to that weird coloured hair.
There's probably lots more bad bits, but there's enough there to ensure he'd pass the Fa's 'Fit and Proper' test with flying colours.

But I really couldn't see how any Claret would want the obnoxious oaf anywhere near the Turf.
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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Thu May 14, 2020 8:23 pm

Who would pay for the security to keep Uwe away from him?

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by tarkys_ears » Thu May 14, 2020 8:37 pm

Oh my! Even something as daft as this has got the resident clowns in a twist!

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Quickenthetempo » Thu May 14, 2020 8:38 pm

He would of declared war on Greece after the half time shenanigans at Olympiakos.

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by timshorts » Thu May 14, 2020 8:49 pm

I thought he would be a blackpool supporter.
Or alternatively, Liverpool (this year) and whoever wins the league every year although he wouldn't tell us who he was supporting until they had already won the league.

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Damo » Thu May 14, 2020 9:21 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 7:58 pm
He's an overbearing narcissistic individual. An unaccomplished liar, with a head full of his own twisted sociopathy, more recently fuelled by the job he got.
He masks his outrageously limited ability to see, or do anything for the greater good by blaming anyone or anything else but himself.
He is pretty good at displaying his fascist angles, wrapped up in his sexist and racist personality traits.
He's corrupt from his toes up to that weird coloured hair.
There's probably lots more bad bits, but there's enough there to ensure he'd pass the Fa's 'Fit and Proper' test with flying colours.

But I really couldn't see how any Claret would want the obnoxious oaf anywhere near the Turf.
Is that a yes or a no?

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by rob63 » Thu May 14, 2020 9:32 pm

I wouldn't trust him to run a Christmas club..........he's the only one who could make Bin Salman look a more fit & proper person!

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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Buxtonclaret » Thu May 14, 2020 9:44 pm

Damo wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 9:21 pm
Is that a yes or a no?

We'd just end up lumbered with sheds full of out-of-date bottles of disinfectant.
It's a 'No' from me. ;)
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Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Post by Volvoclaret » Thu May 14, 2020 9:57 pm

It would be a case of cowboy and Indian owners with them down road.

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