Post-lockdown chat up lines

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Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by pushpinpussy » Wed May 20, 2020 7:44 pm

Would you handle my package if I left it outside for 2 days

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by Billy Balfour » Wed May 20, 2020 7:57 pm

You can take your mask off now. Oops, I didn't realise you already had.

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Post by TheFamilyCat » Wed May 20, 2020 7:59 pm

It's not just the hair on my head that needs a trim.

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Post by Fenwick » Wed May 20, 2020 8:00 pm

Keep your mask on !

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by Rileybobs » Wed May 20, 2020 8:14 pm

Don’t worry, keeping 2m apart won’t be an issue!

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Post by Vegas Claret » Wed May 20, 2020 8:19 pm

you come here often ?

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by conyoviejo » Wed May 20, 2020 8:45 pm

That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

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Post by bfcjg » Wed May 20, 2020 9:09 pm

Would you like some intensive care ?

You can only get clap on a Thursday.
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by CombatClaret » Wed May 20, 2020 9:11 pm

I had sex once in 2016 and I've taken onboard none of the overwhelming negative feedback.

I bet you're wondering how big I am, but comparisons at this time are not relevant.

Like the UK's global death total I'll make sure I come second.

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Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Wed May 20, 2020 11:05 pm

A total no-no:
I’m positive.......we’ve met before.

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by tarkys_ears » Thu May 21, 2020 12:47 am

Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 7:57 pm
You can take your mask off now. Oops, I didn't realise you already had.
Going off yours a bit...

"She's a double mask-er, her!"

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by duncandisorderly » Thu May 21, 2020 7:20 am

I like my women how I like my corona virus - 19 and easily spread.

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by clarethomer » Thu May 21, 2020 8:03 am

If you can’t smell or taste does that mean I can finish off on your face?

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Post by pushpinpussy » Thu May 21, 2020 8:29 am

What disinfectant are you wearing?

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by FactualFrank » Thu May 21, 2020 8:39 am

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by gawthorpe_view » Thu May 21, 2020 5:26 pm

Come up and see me sometime.......in 2022.

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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Post by Claretlad » Thu May 21, 2020 7:39 pm

Hello...can i blow your tyres up....

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