Post-lockdown chat up lines
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Post-lockdown chat up lines
Would you handle my package if I left it outside for 2 days
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
You can take your mask off now. Oops, I didn't realise you already had.
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
It's not just the hair on my head that needs a trim.
Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Keep your mask on !
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Don’t worry, keeping 2m apart won’t be an issue!
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
you come here often ?
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
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Would you like some intensive care ?
You can only get clap on a Thursday.
You can only get clap on a Thursday.
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
I had sex once in 2016 and I've taken onboard none of the overwhelming negative feedback.
I bet you're wondering how big I am, but comparisons at this time are not relevant.
Like the UK's global death total I'll make sure I come second.
I bet you're wondering how big I am, but comparisons at this time are not relevant.
Like the UK's global death total I'll make sure I come second.
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
A total no-no:
I’m positive.......we’ve met before.
I’m positive.......we’ve met before.
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Going off yours a bit...Billy Balfour wrote: ↑Wed May 20, 2020 7:57 pmYou can take your mask off now. Oops, I didn't realise you already had.
"She's a double mask-er, her!"
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
I like my women how I like my corona virus - 19 and easily spread.
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
If you can’t smell or taste does that mean I can finish off on your face?
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
What disinfectant are you wearing?
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Come up and see me sometime.......in 2022.
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Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Hello...can i blow your tyres up....